Jack Monroe #504 This is what happens when you let winning a book token in the 90s go to your head.

[DisgruntledGoat]

Welcome to a new thread, ninnies. Let the chaoi commence

EDIT apologies for my negligence, thread title by the majestic @WoolyMammoth and nominated by… many.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Guest is persona non grata on the hellsite. Luckily she isn't tweeting because she has a very full and pleasant life outside of Twitter, not because she has been called out for being dodgy with donated money.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

(Very) quick recap- Sue Lee Day came and went. Twitter wants to know where all the money went. Jack's jig is well and truly UP.

Toot Toot on ~that~ Monroe, you shameless, entitled grifter

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Recap: IT'S GOING DOWN, ninnies! Daubney has let loose on Twitter and the comments are flooding in. Trifle Defender also had a go at guest, for blaming her incompetence and greed on neurodiversity. Guest herself popped in early to reblog an appeal for donations for books for children - then deleted that and liked the tweet instead, having realised she's in no place to be arguing for donations! She insisted the donations are still there and are being used to #SueLee. Despite the documented proof that she did not serve papers before the deadline. Guest is just quiet because she has A VERY FULL AND PLEASANT LIFE outside Twitter thankspaceyou. Except she doesn't cuz she's kicking off again on a sock account

Guido Fawkes is involved, the right-wing wolves are circling, rumours abound of Private Eye weighing in and the canal are dusting off their court outfits ... again

 

[stunrw]

And even the few poor deluded people trying to defend her are having their arses handed to them. And the stock response is: But what about Boris etc.

Jesus its like watching one of those Trump rallies

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Guest has fucked around and now she’s silent in the face of her finding out.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Well. How to summarise that, ninnies?

Jack let the legal case age out and be time barred. The evil trio, Daubney, Fox and Anderson have confirmed no action being taken against them and Daubney has started asking where the crowd funded money is.

Guido Fawkes has got involved.

guest is about to experience the results of her own actions.

 

[Formal Chicken]

I ended up working from home today due to a sore head and I couldn’t be more delighted to watch this going down in real time! I keep looking at Twitter to see if anyone will defend her but there is nothing! Sad.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Thread title by @WoolyMammoth and nominated by everyone.

 

[stunrw]

Well. How to summarise that, ninnies?

Jack let the legal case age out and be time barred. The evil trio, Daubkey, Fox and Anderson have confirmed no action being taken against them and Daubney has started asking where the crowd funded money is.

Guido Fawkes has got involved.

guest is about to experience the results of her own actions.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Imagine a knock at the door of the shittybungamansion, looking out the spy hole and seeing this

On the plus side however, it's Greek Week at Aldi so you know, swings and roundabouts

 

[Foxvint]

Sue Lee day has swept in and cantered back out. Guest says she can still sue cos she fails to grasp that she can have her own views but can't have her own facts.

 

[hiyaaaacath]

Mini summary: guest retweeted a tweet about how people with ADHD forget to do things and on a completely unrelated note guest didn’t do the Sue Lee Anderson thing
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Well. How to summarise that, ninnies?

Jack let the legal case age out and be time barred. The evil trio, Daubney, Fox and Anderson have confirmed no action being taken against them and Daubney has started asking where the crowd funded money is.

Guido Fawkes has got involved.

guest is about to experience the results of her own actions.

Guests expensive chickens are coming home to roast

 

[Mrs Peel]

Recap:

Guest appears to have found herself in a bit of a pickle completely of her own making AKA she's fooked herself left, right and centre. MartinNotMate and his pals currently have the upper hand and it's safe to say that Big D and Mammy E will be taking their extended summer holiday early this year.

to you @DisgruntledGoat

 

[stunrw]

Just browsing the few utter lunatics jumping to the Slop Goblins defence…………….other than a tremendous display of whataboutism and oooooo look over there, we are now having a dick measuring contest over the number of followers her critics have.

Because the number of followers is entirely relevant to being caught out for grifting on a biblical scale. What next, she will be tweeting that people come up to her on planes with tears in their eyes telling her she is the smollest, most delicate pixie but she does so much good? More good than anyone in history. In fact people are calling up to say how much good she’s done……..

This is where we have sunk to

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Smol pixie addition to recap: a squig did a thread pointing out the year that has passed since Jack solicited what may amount to hundreds of thousands of pounds to sue Daubney, Anderson and Fox (a law firm from hell).

Said thread currently has 401k views, or, in Jack parlance, almost twice the capacity of the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury. Stab vests on, Frauen, Herren and Therren!

 

[bigmac22]

She’s tweeting!!!

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

It must be bad if she's turned her account over to Jona Lewie

 

[I'm not actually here]

She's totally delusional.

 

[stunrw]

The Kraken awakes!!!!