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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #422 Is there no beginning to her talents?

    Thanks to dear hearts @MrsFawlty and @Geetbo for thread title suggestion and nomination. Your prizes are Pumble flavoured Viennetas. Go well pals. Yes Jack has now made Vienneta her thing. Quirky smol pixie that she is. She went to Asda and there was an hilarious anecdote about a Schrodinger's...
  2. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #421 Why do you need a lottery win, you’ve got Patreon?

    Toot toot, batten down the hatches; a chaos may be brewing. Well done dear heart @Geetbo for winning the thread title with a Squig quote. You win a Tory as a friend. Fingers crossed it's the haunted coatrack, handy! Right, so Jack is back and being a overly namaste guru or snarky mare on...
  3. Geetbo

    Jack Monroe #420 You're not an economist. You're a smart price fantasist.

    Congrats to @Falkor and @Emmapism for the marvellous thread title. You each win one of Caroline's hands. Well, in the last thread, Caroline herself may or may not have turned up to dish the dirt on the slops. Canal consensus appears to be that it was not Caroline at all, but possibly the slop...
  4. Falkor

    Jack Monroe #419 Get stuffed, I've got a Chesterfield Sofa

    Thread title (slightly edited to remove swear!) by @colouredlines nominated by @Valiofthedolls - your prize is a trolley dash around the nearest Cotswold Co showroom. Jack went to a Counting Crows gig on a VIP ticket which a friend 'happened' to have going spare. The Canal has been...
  5. Falkor

    Jack Monroe #418 Jack's the only person not all up in her niche

    Thread title by @jenny2603 nominated by @Valiofthedolls - your joint prize is tickets to next year's Pink News awards. Jack didn't win the award she was nominated for at last night's ceremony. She's not yet given us her hot take on the current political turmoil, nor have we seen her response...
  6. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #417 Hard to play the victim when you’ve ripped people off.

    Howdy y'all, it's another new thread. Well done @Hollaaa for nomming @Lazarus for our new thread title, you win Jack's sense of honesty, no stealing required. Jackie came back snarky, but has since vanished again. Who knows what Smol Pixie is up to. The Frau's continued their FORENSIC stock...
  7. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.

    Toot Toot. It's Saturday night with a shiny new thread. Thank you @jenny2603 for nominating this Squig quote for our new thread title, you get Jack's goodie bag, yoink. Jack attended the Observer Food Monthly awards and the readers voted her to be their Food Hero. Nice. She wore her Diva suit...
  8. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #415 Her campaigning amounts to her talking about being a campaigner

    Bing bong, it's another Jack Monroe thread. Well done @Brian Butterfield for our new thread title, you get to choose one piece of Jack's Viv's (RIP) collection. You'll look fabulous, darling. Jack is still MIA. THAT man got in her niche by going on Radio 4 and he went viral with his...
  9. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #414 Catch Me If You (Tin) Can

    Toot Toot! Jack is back. Boo, I guess. Well done @MavisBeacon for nominating @Smeghead 's words for our new thread title. You both win a night out in Southend with Jack, Russ and that other internet weirdo, I forget their name. Spoon's O'clock! Anyway, yes Jack is back, and she's turned a...
  10. People-huv-tae-know

    Jack Monroe #413 The flying monkeys are more like limping chimpanzees these days

    Thread title by a perceptive squig on twitter and nominated by: @Brian Butterfield. Your prize is a Saturday Is Treat Day plate with slop on it and a handy bin near by. The recap is limited. As usual there has been suspected sock activity. Jack updated her bio but is otherwise behaving the...
  11. People-huv-tae-know

    Jack Monroe #412 Chiz on Tiz

    Mod edit, so this stays somewhat on topic can the offtopic threads be used for the offtopic chats. --- Thread title by a ridiculous squig on twitter and Nominated by: @Hollaaa, you win a portion of green eggs and slop. As for the recap - get fucked! Not really dear hearts 😘 Jack has been...
  12. MoistenedGussets

    Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.

    Thread title by an unknown squid on twitter and Nominated by: jenny2603 Who wins a signed and laminated original hand written copy of Jack's Poetry. Mind those edges, sharp. As for recap... She's Oh So Quiet.... She's Oh so still.... She's all alone.... And so peaceful until..... Please read...
  13. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #410 If you don’t give me money, the kid gets rickets

    Thanks to tender one @Geetbo and dear heart @moldwarp for thread title suggestion and nomination. Your prize is tea for two at Southend's premier dog friendly cafe. Whether you wish to help other customers with vague 'things' whilst you are there is entirely up to you. Previous thread news: As...
  14. Falkor

    Jack Monroe #409 Send product or refund or admit you're a blatant rip off

    Thread title courtesy of a Kickstarter squig, nominated by @Valiofthedolls - your prize is all the Oktoberfest beer you can drink. Jack is still off Twitter but has reappeared on Instagram with some new Content. The squigs are pointing out that Content needs a decent groom because she's...
  15. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba

    Thank you to @Ooointitot for the thread title, nominating @ChickenPorridge ’s words. You both win one egg, to share. Recap of last thread: Jack has been the subject of a podcast (Blocked and Reported) and a Sunday Woman article. She is still off Twitter. (please add to this if you wish!)
  16. Hollaaa

    Jack Monroe #407 I lost hours yesterday learning about a Jack Monroe

    Thread title brought to us by Ms Sawyer (@Veronicaaa ) and @Menopausal Stormtrooper - coined by a squig to whom we'd like to pass on the message: babe, same x Your prizes are a glass of deliciously stagnant water rower juice and a copy of James Martin's Potatoes. Jack is aff it (Twitter, that...
  17. Pixieboots

    Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

    Thanks to @DisgruntledGoat and a hilarious squig for the title. Your prize is a plate of anaemic roasties, each one served individually on a hockey puck of a Yorkshire pud. Enjoy! Jack remains thankfully absent from Twitter after the Great Roast Potato Catastrofuck. On Instagram, however...
  18. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #405 Jack the Ripoff

    Thanks to dear heart @jenny2603 for thread title suggestion, from a squiggle tweet. Your prize is one of Ma Monroe's prized roast spuds pal 😬 Speaking of which, as we speak, Jack has actually flounced off twitter due to an avalanche of mirth at said potatoes. Calls from squigs for the...
  19. Hollaaa

    Jack Monroe #404 Stick to washing spaghetti love

    Some absolute genius nominated the words of a squig for thread title but I can't find them to give them their prize of a day trip to Hastings. Ah well. In the last thread Jack dabbled in a little bit of politics slagging off the government with the edgy use of a swear, and did Catherine...
  20. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #403 It’s hard to believe anything Jack Monroe says anymore

    Well done to @People-huv-tae-know for the thread title! Words from a blue tick on Twitter. In the last thread, Jack’s recent claims of attempted ‘identity theft’ were further discussed. Hold my tumble drier fluff and light a tin can candle - there’s only a bladdy publishing date for Thrifty...
  21. Mallerenga

    Jack Monroe #402 Which police squad will be tasked to investigate Jack being signed up to a mailing list?

    Welcome to thread #402. Congratulations to @Shimmering, who suggested the most voted thread title (slightly amended because it was too long) based on words from a squig. Your prize is an investigating police squad all of your own! Jack was wisely silent for most of the previous thread, but alas...
  22. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?

    Well done to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! You win a year’s subscription to DIVA. It’s all gone a bit tits up for DIVA, who tried to defend Jack yesterday but were faced with backlash. Jack has been observing a couple of days’ silence after the queen’s funeral - perhaps she’s been...
  23. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #400 The utter narcissism of this obscure cook

    Title by @Mrs Peel Please read the pink wiki if new. Please respect the forum rules etc. Recap - Jack has gone very quiet….
  24. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

    Welcome to another new thread, three ninety-nine and we’re feeling fine 😎 Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the thread title nomination, and to a squig for the very apt words. You each win an officer and a gentleman, ooh err! Honourable mentions to @Brian Butterfield and @Valiofthedolls for...
  25. Tin Can Crook

    Jack Monroe #398 A subscription to JackazonPrime+

    Welcome Frau to thread 398. Please do send recapos for anything I've missed. Thanks to @WaffleKent for nominating the title courtesy of a squig's words. Last thread, Jack decided to accuse her detractors of wanting her to STOP BREATHING (citation needed). Nigella broke her silence to give her...