Thread title by @MavisBeacon from suggestion by @Kittypops. Cuz "What's a white English wannabe grift? Around £11,000 a month from Patreon" isn't quite as snappy. You each win your choice of supermarket mezze, just like her Cypriot Moumia (mummified corpse) used to make!
Recap: Aftersix five months of silence, guest decided to grace Xwitter with the news that she and her whole family are learning Greek on Duolingo; complete with a picture of her notebook in which she has softly, gently, slowly, painstakingly written out a list of ingredients in Greek. (Or did she? We couldn't decide if it was her handwriting.) Her Duolingo profile shows the account was created in December 2023 and she hasn't used it much. Now the canal wonders if a "rebrand" to her birth name, and/or a Greek cookbook, is incoming. Her usual squad of flying monkeys/limping chimps descended to kiss her Mediterranean as always.
Conveniently, she did not mention any of the following ongoing controversies:
ευχαριστώ(διάστημα)σε! Wiki up on the pink button!
Recap: After
Conveniently, she did not mention any of the following ongoing controversies:
- What happened to the Sue Lee funds? How much did she receive in total? While she did donate at least some of the money, why did she give it to Southend Vineyard (her family's church), not to a food bank like she said - not even to Storehouse which is attached to Southend Vineyard?
- What about the Patreon money she admits she spent on Cotswolds, booze, and drugs?
- How much is she earning from Patreon now and what happened to the Patreon rewards that, more than a year ago, she claimed she had sent out (see Hattenstone article linked in #2) but never did?
- Why has she failed to address the controversy over Grifty Kitchen, including its shockingly dangerous "hacks" - that led to the book having to be revised - and generally horrid recipes such as "pear and bacon porridge?" Again see wiki page 4, and this excellent summary/review by honourary herr Andy Lynes.
- When promoting Currys in Autumn 2023, why did she again give dangerous advice, this time to pour water into your air fryer? Why did she agree to a brand deal to promote air fryers when by her own previous admission she doesn't use one? And why did that brand deal end abruptly?
- Why does she continue to tell absurd, easily proven false, lies such as "my parents were so poor that they couldn't feed their family, yet were still taking in vulnerable foster kids," "the bath was full of pennies," and "poppy seeds got me pregnant?"
- In her recent interview with Times Radio, why did she name a local council estate as "infamous" and stereotype its residents as only buying "ready meals, beer, and nappies" from the local Tesco Express, when said Tesco Express is at a petrol station and most of the local people buy their groceries at the nearby Lidl?
- Where the hell is the Vimes Boots Index she promised 2+ years ago and still hasn't come up with? Which she said the Office of National Statistics was going to sign off, but they confirmed in response to a Freedom of Information request that they've had only one, informal meeting with her!
ευχαριστώ(διάστημα)σε! Wiki up on the pink button!
) or lots of wild camping in Essex parks or whatever it was.
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, guest) to Maine on the Appalachian Trail, oops sorry, a little Tuesday morning bimble around the park with Content and then half-hols camping on a bowling green in Frinton-on-Sea. WILD YEAR! 
