Thread title by @Valiofthedolls and nominated by @Hold my beans - had to be slightly edited down from the original, which was:
I sent my shopping to the wrong address! I’ve got a rucksack! I’ve got a shopping trolley! I’ve got a skip! I’ve bought MUGS! I made a candle! I made bath salts! I’ve designed a kitchen! I collect orange peel! I’m tidying my kitchen! I’m going to the shops! Ive got a sofa! I’ve got new trainers! I’ve got a bed! Look at my eyeshadow! Look at my NEW HAIR! I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! I Look at my duvet! I’ve got lots of tea! ! I’ve got lots of spices! I’ve got a girlfriend! Look at all my forks! I’m in my garden! I’m on a train! I’m on a bus! Look at these cushions! I’m eating chips! I fell off a bike! I drew a picture! I like fruit pastilles! Here is my dining table! Here are all my forks! I’ve got new dishes! I found a mattress! Look at my hat! I am in Croydon! I am in Edinburgh! I am in London! I was on the beach! I’m in the park! I’m in the coffee shop dog groomer!! I’m playing crazy golf! I bought some mushrooms! I’m in a dress! I’m on a gun! I bought some ham! I broke a kettle! I bought old books! I’ve got a garden! It has a tree! I found a scarf! I’m on a dancefloor! I’ve got a BOYFRIEND! I like my pens! I like my notebooks! I like lists! I’m polishing a kettle! I’m decorating my shed! I’m tidying under the stairs! I am in Asda! I went to Tesco! I ate gelato! I laughed at stones! I watch Eastenders! I am at Pontins! I decorated a Christmas tree! I’m taking photos! I’m in my porch! Look at my bag! I went to a concert! I went to a day rave! I’m at my parents’! So is the dog! I’ve got (another) hat! I have GCSEs! I’m on the toilet! I’m on a log! I’m making boxes! I’m wrapping mini eggs! I bought spoons off eBay! I’ve got a bag! My jacket comes from Tesco! I’m in bed eating! I make semifreddo! I’ve got some wall art! I’m playing the piano! I’m growing strawberries! I’m in my bedroom! I’m dying my clothes! I’m wearing loafers! I tidied the attic! Look at my boilersuit! Look at all my crockery! I bought new curtains! I’m in my hammock!
GOODNIGHT!
Congratulations both of you, you win some year-old defrosted eels for your Christmas lunch on Monday.
Jack has gone silent again after a brief appearance on Times Radio. Patreon sent out an email which appeared to confirm that her account was hacked.
Wiki is the pink button up top, carry on everyone.
I sent my shopping to the wrong address! I’ve got a rucksack! I’ve got a shopping trolley! I’ve got a skip! I’ve bought MUGS! I made a candle! I made bath salts! I’ve designed a kitchen! I collect orange peel! I’m tidying my kitchen! I’m going to the shops! Ive got a sofa! I’ve got new trainers! I’ve got a bed! Look at my eyeshadow! Look at my NEW HAIR! I own a fridge! This is my cooker! Look at my rug! I Look at my duvet! I’ve got lots of tea! ! I’ve got lots of spices! I’ve got a girlfriend! Look at all my forks! I’m in my garden! I’m on a train! I’m on a bus! Look at these cushions! I’m eating chips! I fell off a bike! I drew a picture! I like fruit pastilles! Here is my dining table! Here are all my forks! I’ve got new dishes! I found a mattress! Look at my hat! I am in Croydon! I am in Edinburgh! I am in London! I was on the beach! I’m in the park! I’m in the coffee shop dog groomer!! I’m playing crazy golf! I bought some mushrooms! I’m in a dress! I’m on a gun! I bought some ham! I broke a kettle! I bought old books! I’ve got a garden! It has a tree! I found a scarf! I’m on a dancefloor! I’ve got a BOYFRIEND! I like my pens! I like my notebooks! I like lists! I’m polishing a kettle! I’m decorating my shed! I’m tidying under the stairs! I am in Asda! I went to Tesco! I ate gelato! I laughed at stones! I watch Eastenders! I am at Pontins! I decorated a Christmas tree! I’m taking photos! I’m in my porch! Look at my bag! I went to a concert! I went to a day rave! I’m at my parents’! So is the dog! I’ve got (another) hat! I have GCSEs! I’m on the toilet! I’m on a log! I’m making boxes! I’m wrapping mini eggs! I bought spoons off eBay! I’ve got a bag! My jacket comes from Tesco! I’m in bed eating! I make semifreddo! I’ve got some wall art! I’m playing the piano! I’m growing strawberries! I’m in my bedroom! I’m dying my clothes! I’m wearing loafers! I tidied the attic! Look at my boilersuit! Look at all my crockery! I bought new curtains! I’m in my hammock!
GOODNIGHT!
Congratulations both of you, you win some year-old defrosted eels for your Christmas lunch on Monday.
Jack has gone silent again after a brief appearance on Times Radio. Patreon sent out an email which appeared to confirm that her account was hacked.
Wiki is the pink button up top, carry on everyone.