Thread title by @Clarends, nominated by @Lazarus. You each win a printed-out copy of guest's slow cooker recipes stapled together. You don't get the actual slow cooker because she's donated it to a food bank 
Recap: While we all thought guest was sitting on her Mediterranean, she was actually softly, gently, working behind the scenes with Currys to end the cost of living crisis by showing people how to make food in a slow cooker or air fryer. Retail Times (trade publication) promised this would save us all thousands, but that strangely wasn't mentioned on Currys' website that features guest's recipes. That, however, is their only mention of guest as they haven't promoted the brand deal on their otherwise active social media. Neither has she, cuz she's still hiding but continues dirty deleting her tweets. However she didn't think to remove the one from earlier this year that said she gave away two gifted air fryers because they're not accessible to The Poors so she doesn't use them for her recipes. Which might be just as well, because the recipes she shared for Currys contain very little in the way of flavour or adequate nutrition for an adult. The air fryer, and the chicken, are too embarrassed to be seen with her so they had to be Photoshopped in.
Squigs have been getting a little irate at the lack of due diligence and flaming Currys/Retail Times, but that's OK, we've saved the announcement before they pull it
Mer(espace)ci! Curry on mitherin! Wiki up on the pink button as always.
Recap: While we all thought guest was sitting on her Mediterranean, she was actually softly, gently, working behind the scenes with Currys to end the cost of living crisis by showing people how to make food in a slow cooker or air fryer. Retail Times (trade publication) promised this would save us all thousands, but that strangely wasn't mentioned on Currys' website that features guest's recipes. That, however, is their only mention of guest as they haven't promoted the brand deal on their otherwise active social media. Neither has she, cuz she's still hiding but continues dirty deleting her tweets. However she didn't think to remove the one from earlier this year that said she gave away two gifted air fryers because they're not accessible to The Poors so she doesn't use them for her recipes. Which might be just as well, because the recipes she shared for Currys contain very little in the way of flavour or adequate nutrition for an adult. The air fryer, and the chicken, are too embarrassed to be seen with her so they had to be Photoshopped in.
Squigs have been getting a little irate at the lack of due diligence and flaming Currys/Retail Times, but that's OK, we've saved the announcement before they pull it
Mer(espace)ci! Curry on mitherin! Wiki up on the pink button as always.
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