#001 Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
#002 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
#003 Only communicating through the wizard
#004 He’s just not that into you
#005 Malice in wonderland
#006 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#007 Socks at dawn
#008 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#009 102 Divorce reasons
#010 zero percent interest loan
#011 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#012 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#013 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#014 Let bogans be bogans
#015 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#016 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#017 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#018 102 Defamations
#019 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#020 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#021 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#022 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#023 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#024 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#025 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#026 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#027 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#028 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#029 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#030 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#031 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#032 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#033 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#034 Game of Tone's
#035 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#036 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#037 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#038 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#039 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#040 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#041 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#042 How to Tone your abs
#043 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#044 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#045 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#046 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#047 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#048 Alice, you've been served
#049 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#050 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#051 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#052 More projection than a silent movie theater
#053 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#054 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#055 More Easter eggs than a
Taylor Swift album
#056 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#057 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#058 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#059 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#060 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#061 I reddit on the grapevine
#062 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#063 get a job Alice!
#064 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#065 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#066 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#067 a slug of Moonshine
#068 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#069 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#070 (no thread title)
#071 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#072 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#073 Legally blocked immediately
#074 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#075 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#076 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#077 Honk the Hornblower
#078 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#079 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#080 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#081 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#082 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#083 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#084 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#085 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#086 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#087 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#088 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#089 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#090 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#091 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#092 The Chronicles of YoBee
#093 Give a man some peace and he will thrive.
#094 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#095 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#096 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#097 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#098 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#099 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#116 Cont Y Mor
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#136 Do Not Mistake My Wineglass for Kindness
#137 Check those French Letters Pharaohly.
#138 Alice, the Sobriety Motivator, Grief Appropriator, Parental Alienator
#139 Her tears aren't blue, they're dry & bitter, her jeers aren't true, they're lies on Twitter (mod adjusted to full title)
#140 AE thinks her new lawyers are winners. IG's having them for dinner.
#141 Alice is eating takeaways, drinking tons of wine, & being a troll online
#142 The life we have taken on here requires a higher income
#143 "verifed DVRO"
#144 Dispatch to Officer Dibble: crackle... Be advised suspect is a Charlie Uniform November Tango, over.
#145 Man, Ioan Gruffudd doesn't even know you.
#146 Evil HQ posts record profits as membership soars
#147 Alice locks both of her Twitter accounts
#148 Malice and the 102 Ailments
#149 On the 1st day of Xmas my true victim gave to me, more GREY ROCK how bloody DARE HE?
#150 The Christmas Card 2 - return to sender. Alice doesn’t live here anymore
#151 Shaking and crying, grifting and lying
#152 Lentil soup is healing hearts but it just makes poor old Alice fart.
#153 Hagatha Crusty - Murder on the Panda Express!
#154 Mr Fantastic's alcoholic ex wife is trying to start shite with me
#155 No one is responsible for Alice's behaviour except Alice.
#156 No one is responsible for Alice's bills but Alice.
#157 Yo's showing class while Alice is showing her erse.
#158 Alice was a no show, to the pokey she must go.
#159 Saint Ioan of Tattle wouldn’t ride MN into battle.
#160 The guy isn’t a wimp, he’s a fricking super hero.
#161 No surprise Alice is appearing at something with the word con in the title
#162 Comments are not made under oath, and bear no resemblance to the truth.
#163 We just watched Jabba the Chunk get destroyed by a droid. Best Star Wars yet
#164 Alice in Yogurtland
#165 Alice, it's time for a Burkhart-to-heart
#166 Tomayto, Tomahto; DARVO, DVRO
#167 Will the real Alice please show her face?
#168 Alice's claim to fame is Ioan's name
#169 Red lipstick, mouth with the click, it’s the unregulated lunatic
#170 Bad Boyo 4! Want more?
#171 MAlice,Toxteth our lovely Turd, says appreciate life, stop causing strife
#172 Alice Evans Always and Forever Con-ning
#173 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace
#174 Even her divorce lawyer left her.
#175 Never mind, Alice. Keep your chins up!
#176 ApocAlice Now
#177 As trusty as a cat with an unattended prawn cocktail
#178 Ioan took a one way trip from A to B
#179 Alice is so rattled by Tattle, which proves we are doing God's work
#180 Alice has the saggy muff, Bianca has the handsome Gruff.
#181 I believe Alice's actions are child abuse.
#182 4th of July is Ioan’s Independence Day. See you next Tuesday, Alice!
#183 No restraining order for Bianca. Case was dismissed.
#184 The Silence of the Socks
#185 Respectfully, you’re a lunatic
#186 It has always been a dump smell!
#187 remaining married to alice is causing me a considerable amount of stress
#188 Alice? Alice? Who the Bifurc is Alice??
#189 Ding Dong, the witch is gone…
#190 The Chronicles of Ioania The Lying, The Biyatch & the Warring Wardrobe
#191 The Deeply Irritating Presence of Evans
#192 Alice's ego's writing cheques her talent, body & personality can't cash.
#193 Socks, lies and no videotape
#194 Ms Evans throws her weight behind Tattle Lite.
#195 Tell Me You’re Getting Married Without Telling Me!
#196 Sure, Jan
#197 Alice interrupts the Judge
#198 Alice keeps spouting BS while Tattle donates to end MS
#199 w.h.e.r.e.a.r.e.y.o.u.r.f.i.n.a.n.c.i.a.l.s.a.l.i.c.e.
#200 Tattle adopts walrus with a grossly over-litigated, scorched earth agenda
#201 Alice's puffball skirts are older than Bianca
#202 Bern, Baby (Angel), Bern, GRIFTER INFERNO
#203 Nothing says “marriage is for life” quite like a 56 page pre-nup.
#204 Alice has a very loose relationship with time and the truth
#205 The Judge asks Alice to go on mute
#206 Yo, Me and Dupee
#207 The con was ruff, then she tried to drop the Gruff
#208 Dupee, or not Dupee, that is the question
#209 102 Donations Alice Keeps on Talking Smack while Alun Brings the Dragon Back
#210 'Alice's Truth' will finally come out on the 12th of Never
#211 All the finesse of a sloth on Ritalin
#212 AE Flat Bork in Beverly Hills
#213 Ex, Drugs and Socks n Trolls
#214 Too much filler compounded her speech, her lips got stuck on her teeth
#215 Gossiping is not illegal but breaking your DVRO is.
#216 Alice is the Queen of D'Nile
#217 Digging out your minging old rags isn't vintage, it's just manky.
#218 Mr. Gruffudd loves his children very, very much
#219 Bianca might be Ioan's Femme Fatale, but Alice Evans is just Femme Fat Al
#220 Alice, the woman who can’t even narc right..
#221 Hi you've reached YoBee please leave your message after the alcaTone
#222 A life of addiction & confliction, writing fiction while facing eviction
#223 Roses are red, violets are blue, my tits are akimbo and buttocks asquew
#224 You can’t be a mother if you’re busy being your brother.
#225 Narcissistic abuser, but make it fashion.
#226 AFE "very broad and overbearing with terrible breath and awful shoes”
#227 Getting a marriage proposal without an ultimatum – priceless!
#228 i am an actress earn money in tv or movies but its hard finding jobs
#229 The day that Ioan realised she was totally and utterly bonkers
#230 You don't wanna mess with me. I know where I live.
#231 Roses are red, Alice is blue. We think she’s mental and Dupee does too.
#232 See you later, Bernalligator; give me that confidential file, crocodile!
#233 We waited 3 years to find out she has blood type rOsé positive?
#234 celeb-adjacent once removed
#235 Alice Evans I am very lazy
#236 There is something deeply disturbing about Alice Evans
#237 Bianca “I will never be abused or bullied again”
#238 Alexa, set tits to akimbo
#239 Adverse witness, Adverse worker, Adverse wife....
#240 Former Actress, Former Client, Former Wife
#241 Bianca and Ioan explore Seattle while Alice keeps refreshing Tattle
#242 He didn't leave Alice because of her age, he left because of her rage
#243 Woman who supports women but refuses to support herself
#244 Alice, it’s time to stop doxxing and start detoxing
#245 Baby Reindeer 2 Baby Angel
#246 Alice's implants, like the kids, should have been removed
#247 No intelligence needed to argue with her, just a tolerance of frustration
#248 Let them eat La Mer!!!
#249 Alice Evans... THAT abuser!
#250 It’s weaponised incompetence not anxiety.
#251 Alice drinks her wine bitterly while B drinks hers in Italy
#252 Empty lives and empty threats and empty pockets!
#253 Anything Bianca can do, Alice can do bitter!
#254 Why does her mouth look like a bumhole?
#255 It‘s not a Rolex, Alice. It’s just vitamins
#256 Where are your bank statements, Food Stamp Fatty?
#257 Liar Liar second hand pants on fire
#258 Something is very very wrong with Alice Evans!
#259 Bianca Stars In Cougar, Alice Still A Loser, Domestic Abuser
#260 The War of the Rolexes
#261 If you can't pay your bills maybe it's time to move out of Beverly Hills
#262 Alice doesn't need electricity when her gaslighting is off the scale!
#263 Wales honours Mama Gill but Alice can’t even pay a bill!!
#264 “I got bills; they’re multiplying!”
#265 Tried to make me go to Depo but I said No, No, No!
#266 Alice Startlingly lazy and astonishingly stupid!
#267 I will not be dumped
#268 Alice dials Whine 1 1 for Waambulances. Pass it on.
#269 An insufferable narcissist, deserving All the ridicule, derision & disdain
#270 Abject, Abject Poverty in the slums of Beverley Hills 902WINO
#271 Alice Evans Abject, Abject Stupidity
#272 The one where Andrea faced off with Alice in OPEN court
#273 ‘Stop That! I’m Not Asking You…I’m Telling You!’ The Officer Ordered
#274 #274 Alice Evans had to be told by a judge to GET A JOB
#275 Alice is not a victim of the family court, she’s an abuser of it!
#276 Evans, No