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Blimey, I’ve just got to the end of the last thread ready to have a breather, only to find that I’m already 22 pages behind on this new one!
I have been out all day with friends, socialising, catching up, and having a lovely time. I then came home, cooked dinner for the family, sat around chatting some more. Did I say I can talk for Wales? In fact I can probably talk for the whole of the UK given the opportunity. Mr Loo and I then cosied up with a glass of wine. A perfect end to a very good day.
What has the Abuser spent her day doing? Arguing, lying, harassing, and doxxing some poor woman who had the temerity to voice her opinion on the Abuser’s horrible behaviour. The Abuser just can’t handle or face the truth can she.
I wonder which one of us will go to bed happy, and smiling because she has spent the day surrounded by good,
positive people, has laughed herself silly, and is now snuggled up in bed next to her gently snoring spouse?
Answers please on a postcard addressed to the twit in Brizzle. I’ll give you a clue, it’s not the abusive, monstrous bleep in BH.
I have been out all day with friends, socialising, catching up, and having a lovely time. I then came home, cooked dinner for the family, sat around chatting some more. Did I say I can talk for Wales? In fact I can probably talk for the whole of the UK given the opportunity. Mr Loo and I then cosied up with a glass of wine. A perfect end to a very good day.
What has the Abuser spent her day doing? Arguing, lying, harassing, and doxxing some poor woman who had the temerity to voice her opinion on the Abuser’s horrible behaviour. The Abuser just can’t handle or face the truth can she.
I wonder which one of us will go to bed happy, and smiling because she has spent the day surrounded by good,
positive people, has laughed herself silly, and is now snuggled up in bed next to her gently snoring spouse?
Answers please on a postcard addressed to the twit in Brizzle. I’ll give you a clue, it’s not the abusive, monstrous bleep in BH.
Is this clive the salad cream loon?Don't think Clive has seen the recent pap shots lol
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I think Ella follows him
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That’s the ugliest picture of her I’ve ever seen. She looks like a demented witch here. I can’t believe she was happy with that!
Another amazing weight loss! 🩷
Perimenopause is so much fun isn't it
especially if you still get PMT!
Alice looks like a cross dresser here.
Was this the best photo she could find?
Was this the best photo she could find?
Ta- daaaah! Malice will be raging about this, shamePlease someone post a screenshot of this!
How many emails do you think Alice has sent Neil Blincow (Daily Mail writer of the latest article) abusing and threatening him?
100 or 200?
100 or 200?
I'd just screenshatted this, you beat me too itDon't think Clive has seen the recent pap shots lol
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Updates!
New Castings and updates in bold - the role of Dr Dupee has been recast with a new actor.
Disclaimer - The casting of Alice is no disrespect to Maxine Peake who has been cast based on her talents as an actor which include her ability to play unlikable characters (e.g. Myra Hindley).
Disclaimer 2 - The role of Welp is played by an Actor who is considerably older than our own actual Welp. However as the part is non-speaking and the actor is not seen on screen this allowed artistic licence to be used here to cast someone who is the same level of Goddess-like awesomeness.
Modern Day
Ioan - Matthew Rhys
Bianca - Keri Russell
Papa G - Larry Lamb
Mama G - Alison Steadman
Alun Gruffudd - EDDIE CIBRIAN
Alice - Maxine Peake
Tone - Paul Chuckle (Paul is especially looking forward to being able to use his famous Catchphrase 'To me, to you' again when sharing his Twitter login with SisterAlice) Disclaimer 3 - credit to the original Tattler who came up with the 'To me, to you gag'
Rach - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Panda Express Delivery Driver - Timothée Chalamet
Yoghurtland Cashier - Jennifer Lawrence
Leon Bennett - Rick Hoffman
Marie Lamolinara - Jennifer Coolidge
Anne Kiley - Kathy Najimy
Katherine Heersema - Bianca Wallace (Academy Award Winner
)
Bernal Ojeda - Bob Odenkirk
Joseph Langlois - Gabriel Macht
Forensic Account (Langlois Family Law) - Patrick J Adams
Judge Josh - Tom Hanks
Elise Greenberg - Anne Hathaway
Dr Suzanne Dupee - Glenn Close
Azita Avedissian - Salma Hayek
Andrea Burkhart - Julia Roberts
Janina Verano - Maya Rudolph
Mediator (Collaboration) - Dustin Hoffman
Paramedics (near-death episode at reunification) - Kate Winslet and Leonardo Di’Caprio
Detective Morales - Ben Stiller
Gloria - J Lo
Lupine - David Bamber
Mother of Lupine - Kathy Bates
(The two characters above will star in an as yet untitled spin-off movie which will bring Lupine's story arc to a close)
Salad Cream Clive - Jack Nicholson
Random Tweeter whose tea is ruined when Mr Fantastic's Alcoholic ex-wife tries to start rit with him - David Tennant
Brighton Bond - Rowan Atkinson
Octogenarian Athlete Dr Gerald LeGagnoux - Robert Duvall
Resident's of the Beverley Hill's apartment block whose peace is disturbed - Héctor Elizondo, Eugene Levy, James Earl Jones, Joan Collins, and Shirley MacLaine
Alice's Literary Agent - Meryl Streep (After a series of increasingly deranged and unhinged pitches for book ideas Alice's Literary Agent also ultimately ends up filing her own RO against her)
Welp - The character of Welp is only seen as a silhouette and does not have a speaking part but will be played by Dame Judi Dench
Hiraeth - Reese Witherspoon
Iris Braydon - Natalie Portman
AE Dream Scene
After reading a text message from Yo stating that he has blocked her everywhere Alice goes on a Booze and Ambien rampage before falling asleep on the kitchen floor. Whilst asleep, Our Family Wizard comes to her in a dream to taunt her that he is going to dedicate his life to exposing her for the abuser she is.
Our Family Wizard will be played by Sir Ian McKellen
Noughties Flashback
(The flashback begins with Ioan arriving in an office and speaking with a Receptionist stating he is due to audition for 102 Dalmatians. She greets him warmly and asks him to take a seat before she turns on a personal radio player on her desk. The station is playing 'Mama Told Me Not To Come' by Tom Jones ominously foreshadowing what is about to happen')
Receptionist - Jessica Alba
Ioan - Taron Egerton
Alice - Maxine Peake
Oucassi - William Abadie
Yo's Childhood Flashback (Welsh Language with Optional Subtitles for everyone apart from Alice Evans)
Ioan - Sam Rhys (Son of Matthew Rhys)
Mama G - Ruth Jones
Papa G - Luke Evans
Final Scene - Somewhere in The Future
Future Alice - Kim Woodburn
Future Tone - Ozzy Osbourne
Alice is in the Bristol bedsit she now shares with Tone. She is watching TV having just heated a yellow stickered ready meal which is on her knee still in the plastic container.
The news comes on read by Fiona Bruce and cuts to footage at Buckingham Palace. There are then cameo (snigger) appearances from King Charles III and Ioan Gruffudd who is receiving a Knighthood from His Majesty the King. Alice throws her uneaten meal at the screen whilst loudly shrieking 'Adulterers!' over and over again. Tone then walks in from the kitchen utterly oblivious and holding the TV remote he has been attempting to operate the microwave with and ask Alice to help him make his tea.
The following people will play themselves - The Rat in the Prius, The Squirrel in the Bin, The Cheese String, All 102 of the Dalmatians
Also introducing Bubba Bear and Emma as themselves in their break-out roles (Hopefully a literal break out in Emma's case)
Disclaimer - The casting of Alice is no disrespect to Maxine Peake who has been cast based on her talents as an actor which include her ability to play unlikable characters (e.g. Myra Hindley).
Disclaimer 2 - The role of Welp is played by an Actor who is considerably older than our own actual Welp. However as the part is non-speaking and the actor is not seen on screen this allowed artistic licence to be used here to cast someone who is the same level of Goddess-like awesomeness.
Modern Day
Ioan - Matthew Rhys
Bianca - Keri Russell
Papa G - Larry Lamb
Mama G - Alison Steadman
Alun Gruffudd - EDDIE CIBRIAN
Alice - Maxine Peake
Tone - Paul Chuckle (Paul is especially looking forward to being able to use his famous Catchphrase 'To me, to you' again when sharing his Twitter login with SisterAlice) Disclaimer 3 - credit to the original Tattler who came up with the 'To me, to you gag'
Rach - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Panda Express Delivery Driver - Timothée Chalamet
Yoghurtland Cashier - Jennifer Lawrence
Leon Bennett - Rick Hoffman
Marie Lamolinara - Jennifer Coolidge
Anne Kiley - Kathy Najimy
Katherine Heersema - Bianca Wallace (Academy Award Winner
)Bernal Ojeda - Bob Odenkirk
Joseph Langlois - Gabriel Macht
Forensic Account (Langlois Family Law) - Patrick J Adams
Judge Josh - Tom Hanks
Elise Greenberg - Anne Hathaway
Dr Suzanne Dupee - Glenn Close
Azita Avedissian - Salma Hayek
Andrea Burkhart - Julia Roberts
Janina Verano - Maya Rudolph
Mediator (Collaboration) - Dustin Hoffman
Paramedics (near-death episode at reunification) - Kate Winslet and Leonardo Di’Caprio
Detective Morales - Ben Stiller
Gloria - J Lo
Lupine - David Bamber
Mother of Lupine - Kathy Bates
(The two characters above will star in an as yet untitled spin-off movie which will bring Lupine's story arc to a close)
Salad Cream Clive - Jack Nicholson
Random Tweeter whose tea is ruined when Mr Fantastic's Alcoholic ex-wife tries to start rit with him - David Tennant
Brighton Bond - Rowan Atkinson
Octogenarian Athlete Dr Gerald LeGagnoux - Robert Duvall
Resident's of the Beverley Hill's apartment block whose peace is disturbed - Héctor Elizondo, Eugene Levy, James Earl Jones, Joan Collins, and Shirley MacLaine
Alice's Literary Agent - Meryl Streep (After a series of increasingly deranged and unhinged pitches for book ideas Alice's Literary Agent also ultimately ends up filing her own RO against her)
Welp - The character of Welp is only seen as a silhouette and does not have a speaking part but will be played by Dame Judi Dench
Hiraeth - Reese Witherspoon
Iris Braydon - Natalie Portman
AE Dream Scene
After reading a text message from Yo stating that he has blocked her everywhere Alice goes on a Booze and Ambien rampage before falling asleep on the kitchen floor. Whilst asleep, Our Family Wizard comes to her in a dream to taunt her that he is going to dedicate his life to exposing her for the abuser she is.
Our Family Wizard will be played by Sir Ian McKellen
Noughties Flashback
(The flashback begins with Ioan arriving in an office and speaking with a Receptionist stating he is due to audition for 102 Dalmatians. She greets him warmly and asks him to take a seat before she turns on a personal radio player on her desk. The station is playing 'Mama Told Me Not To Come' by Tom Jones ominously foreshadowing what is about to happen')
Receptionist - Jessica Alba
Ioan - Taron Egerton
Alice - Maxine Peake
Oucassi - William Abadie
Yo's Childhood Flashback (Welsh Language with Optional Subtitles for everyone apart from Alice Evans)
Ioan - Sam Rhys (Son of Matthew Rhys)
Mama G - Ruth Jones
Papa G - Luke Evans
Final Scene - Somewhere in The Future
Future Alice - Kim Woodburn
Future Tone - Ozzy Osbourne
Alice is in the Bristol bedsit she now shares with Tone. She is watching TV having just heated a yellow stickered ready meal which is on her knee still in the plastic container.
The news comes on read by Fiona Bruce and cuts to footage at Buckingham Palace. There are then cameo (snigger) appearances from King Charles III and Ioan Gruffudd who is receiving a Knighthood from His Majesty the King. Alice throws her uneaten meal at the screen whilst loudly shrieking 'Adulterers!' over and over again. Tone then walks in from the kitchen utterly oblivious and holding the TV remote he has been attempting to operate the microwave with and ask Alice to help him make his tea.
The following people will play themselves - The Rat in the Prius, The Squirrel in the Bin, The Cheese String, All 102 of the Dalmatians
Also introducing Bubba Bear and Emma as themselves in their break-out roles (Hopefully a literal break out in Emma's case)
I'm 52. I don't have chin hair, double chins, and I'm not gray. I haven't bought bigger panties, and my skin hasn't lost its elasticity. Speak for yourself. Alice is, however, afflicted with all of these.Ta- daaaah! Malice will be raging about this, shame
Yet again turning a relatively (ahem) normal thing into an absolutely dramatic experience.
Aside that she is bringing up her kids alone by choice of erasing the father...the fact that the "two most important men in her life" dont want to have anything to do with her should make you think, I get that's tough as a Alice fan though
how Alice reacts to good advice
how Alice reacts to good advice
Wonder if Real Tone knew how much Alice is worth? Given he was begging her for money and she cut him off over it?
Hope he reads the DM when he's getting dialysis.
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Tell me you read Tattle without telling me...
Hope he reads the DM when he's getting dialysis.
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Tell me you read Tattle without telling me...
12 stone that's amazing!! 🩷Oi Oi Oi don’t be coming at us middle aged tubes. No seriously someone took this pic recently of me in a larger photo at a group gathering but all I could do was zoom in on meself!
No one else would even think twice but for me … I’ve lost over 12 stone altogether but then started gaining once age 40 hit!Lost 1.8kg this month not easy for a bariatric patient in too early menopause. Also a Rosè fan which I feel like Alice has give me the ick over. Maybe I’ll stop drinking it
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When I hit 42 it was like my metabolism just thought duck this tit and gave up
Keep going girl 🩷
Actually only now noticed that Ioan called it "an alleged panic attack" too. Savage. But accurate.
also Bianca's emoji game kills me
also Bianca's emoji game kills me
. Where did I get 55 from 
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