Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #148 Malice and the 102 Ailments

[frobly-mobly]

By going private on Twitter she's been able to get her fill of ego stroking. Eventually the "high" of that wears off (despite her saying it's bliss). She has limited her audience.

She'll soon need another stimulant to get that rush so she'll be spoiling for a fight. She'll make her Twitter public again for this very purpose.

Also, have there been any of the cringe worthy interactions between the "siblings" while they've been on private, or is that just for show for when she / they go public again?

 

[veevee04]

Lawyers are very expensive, 100k are reached fast

which is why her whole strategy is so crazy to me

She wants revenge and to make life as inconvenient for Ioan as possible. She doesn't care about the girls the goal is to make him pay for having the audacity to leave her and get a new girlfriend 20 years younger. She would happily push shopping carts round being homeless if it makes him look bad. I always wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt but around 6 months ago it became clear to me she has no intention of moving on. Ioan left her and took that status away so she will make his life hell..

I wouldn't be surprised if she pulls a Betty B mark 2.

 

[Diamonds60]

This is going to end badly, we always knew it would.

 

[Lulugrace]

Congratulations on the title thread both
On the last thread there was screenshot that someone posted that said "who is Alice Evans and why is she a celebrity". Very early, but cracking title thread suggestion .
Just checking in (I'm still working it's 11pm in the UK and I started at 9am ).
I see nothing has changed and mAlice is still a bleep (another good title thread, now I think of it!)
As you were tattlers

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

I don't think she will go that far; it would involve actually having to leave the house.

That said, I do hope Ioan and Bianca do have an appropriate level of security around them.

 

[FoxyBadger]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

 

[Lulugrace]

She’s on the roof trying to get the cheese string.

Oh ffs, I'm done

 

[veevee04]

I don't think she will go that far; it would involve actually having to leave the house.

That said, I do hope Ioan and Bianca do have an appropriate level of security around them.

Ioan should just throw the book at her now every time she breaks the PRO, she needs psych evaluation. Yes there's bitter exes out there but Alice takes it to the next level she seems unhinged. If she loses the kids I hope she is taken somewhere as she will escalate further. She seems to have no hope for the future it's just revenge which has been going on for years and she seems to get more angry.

 

[whatanabsolutewholloper]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Bravo! Bloody brilliant

 

[frobly-mobly]

To add to my previous comment, by surrounding herself with her minions it justifies her behaviour (in her warped mind). That is, everything she has done, and is doing, is the "right" way. She's convincing (or has convinced) herself of this. It's a way of white washing her actions and behavior

What she doesn't realise is, that when this all comes to its inevitable conclusion, most of these people will scurry away and find some other blue tick to latch onto. Only the most ardent, and fanatical, "supporters" will stick around, and they don't matter. Looking at you Wolf boy
She'll then continue the cycle of recruiting a new "fan base" and on it goes on this crazy merry go round.

 

[sevenyearbiatch]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Thank you for making me laugh during a frustrating site visit!
The Tone line particularly got me
Bravo, DARVO xxx

 

[Mad Betty]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

 

[Irishwidz]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Too long for a thread title ? Hilarious well done !

Fookin nailed her to the cross for her sins

 

[accidentally_in_the_mix]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

This is the best thing I've sang to myself in quite awhile! This is brilliant!

 

[brie l]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

This is fabulous, you are so clever. Expect now I have that song stuck in my brain at work.

This is fabulous, you are so clever. Expect now I have that song stuck in my brain at work.

*Except (don't know why it wouldn't let me edit my post)

 

[SynthGirl]

A Few of My Favourite Things

Glitter on handbags and fighting on twitter
Big mugs of gin when I’m feeling so bitter
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

The knob’s off my oven the door’s off its hinges
The DVRO after one of my binges
My manky old Prius that’s covered in dings
These are a few of my broken down things

GoFundMe donations for take outs and rosé
Firing the lawyers when they won’t do what I say
Louboutin red soles all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

Tone and his wife (who met at my wedding!)
Little dog Emma who shits on my bedding
Brown paper packages tied up with cheese strings
These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I just get so mad

This is amazing. Well done!

 

[Patsy Crazy Cline]

Well, my ear worm will pale in comparison to FB's "Favorite Things", but here goes -
I'll have to ask you to Google (1st post, don't know how things work ) "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" by Guy Mark's.


Oh, your red scarf matches your eyes
You closed your cover before striking
Father had the ship fitter blues
And loving You has made me bananas

I envision this as the last love song Ioan ever crooned to Alice

I'll see myself out...

 

[Ice Cream Enthusiast]

I fell so behind on threads. I tried just viewing the "most liked posts" and it was definitely better than nothing, but still a little confusing. I wish the new threads had a recap, but I understand everyone is busy and it takes time to do.


I saw that Alice had a broken oven knob, and couldn't have a proper Thanksgiving dinner for the girls. I also saw that it seems Ioan took the girls to a theme park and they came home with leftover vegan food. I saw the bit about the cheese string on her roof . Any other highlights from the past week?

 

[anitasteff]

she is not qualifying for legal aid due to the house value

I assume it will be largely paid from the settlement

I can assure you that in these circumstances no lawyer in the world would be relying on a payment of their fees from a future, undefined ‘settlement’. This is not a no win/no fee scenario.

 

[Old Soak]

I’m back and I’ve missed you all very much but I’ve lurked in case you needed someone who could dox themselves for docs…..and cause I love you all. I’ve come across this gem from D of D & L that might be of interest