Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #217 Digging out your minging old rags isn't vintage, it's just manky.

[NarcRage]

I wonder how many pairs of shoes Alice owns...??
I mean I buy maybe one pair of shoes every two years ....she must have been buying 20 pairs (or is that an understatement?) per year I reckon for the past 30 years.

 

[Ametrine]

I wonder how many pairs of shoes Alice owns...??
I mean I buy maybe one pair of shoes every two years ....she must have been buying 20 pairs (or is that an understatement?) per year I reckon for the past 30 years.

She was an actress/public figure so I can understand that she had to have a lot of clothes and shoes for events and parties.

But I strongly suspect she hardly ever got rid of stuff which no longer suited her/fit her, and just let it all accumulate.

Most people go through stages of their lives where they reassess their possessions and get rid of stuff, usually because a change has occurred in their lives (e.g. motherhood, different job, no longer having a party lifestyle). I very much doubt Alice has ever done this, and that’s one of the reasons she has so many things. The other reason is that she has a shopping addiction.

Edit: I'm also going to be charitable to her and wonder if she has kept so much stuff because she has two daughters, and thought they might like to have some of her items one day. But that's no excuse to hang on to everything. And not everything she owns will be good enough or desirable enough to pass on to them.

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

It's not even *nice * stuff though.
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She was an actress/public figure so I can understand that she had to have a lot of clothes and shoes for events and parties.

But I strongly suspect she hardly ever got rid of stuff which no longer suited her/fit her, and just let it all accumulate.

Most people go through stages of their lives where they reassess their possessions and get rid of stuff, usually because a change has occurred in their lives (e.g. motherhood, different job, no longer having a party lifestyle). I very much doubt Alice has ever done this, and that’s one of the reasons she has so many things. The other reason is that she has a shopping addiction.

I can imagine her as a bit of a hoarder.

 

[EllaBella89]

I’m waaay behind, but imagine using google translate to pretend you can speak Welsh (Hi Alcatone) when it’s notoriously unreliable and very likely to make you sound like a total bellend. My dog probably has a higher IQ in all honesty, and she’s a pug.

 

[welp]

I'm actually pro buying pre-owned stuff as it aids the enviroment (although I doubt that's her intention). I suspect Alice is a bit in refusal to really let go of the brands she had and instead buys them pre-owned. But of course she will have to buy more of them in the process as it wears more quickly. It's something I would more do with children that are still growing rapidly as you usually have to buy new clothes for them all the time anyway (Elsie may count)

But again, a person genuinely destitute or at least struggling for money would simply buy cheaper brands. I pay a lot less for new (and good) stuff than she pays for pre-owned brands. She may think she is downsizing this way, but it just shows her refusal to do it properly (and we only see her ebay purchases, god knows what else she buys outside of it). Bianca has mentioned the prices for some of the nice stuff she wears and it really shows the difference. It's cheaper and better looking.

Of course at the end of the day everyone decides themselves what they spend their money (or as she constantly preaches, her cHiLdReNs MoNeY) on, but most don't complain about being broke and expect their ex to foot the bill. You are automatically putting yourself for scrutiny this way.

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

I'm actually pro buying pre-owned stuff as it aids the enviroment (although I doubt that's her intention). I suspect Alice is a bit in refusal to really let go of the brands she had and instead buys them pre-owned. But of course she will have to buy more of them in the process as it wears more quickly. It's something I would more do with children that are still growing rapidly as you usually have to buy new clothes for them all the time anyway (Elsie may count)

But again, a person genuinely destitute or at least struggling for money would simply buy cheaper brands. I pay a lot less for new (and good) stuff than she pays for pre-owned brands. She may think she is downsizing this way, but it just shows her refusal to do it properly (and we only see her ebay purchases, god knows what else she buys outside of it). Bianca has mentioned the prices for some of the nice stuff she wears and it really shows the difference. It's cheaper and better looking.

Of course at the end of the day everyone decides themselves what they spend their money (or as she constantly preaches, her cHiLdReNs MoNeY) on, but most don't complain about being broke and expect their ex to foot the bill. You are automatically putting yourself for scrutiny this way.

Half the stuff even if it is branded is marked/mouldy or just plain rank. Surely she's not that brand name blind she can see that it's just not worth that, even 2nd hand.
She's a conundrum.
Imagine downsizing by buying lots of tat

*sways away to have a browse on vinted*

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

6 more of Alice's newest eBay purchases: footwear x4 (mules & fringed heeled boots, shoulder bag, quilted vest

Spoiler: more eBay stuff

eBay item number: 386091539174 link to suede mules
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eBay item number: 386130264841 link to suede pointed toe fringe boots
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eBay item number: 386089090357 link to mock neck quilted vest
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eBay item number: 314830161411 link to leather pointed toe white mules pumps
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eBay item number: 385916239509 link to red crinkled leather shoulder bag
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eBay item number: 314797775383 link to backless booties
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I don't understand anyone (mAlice) to keep buying all these shoes/boots/etc. and then she never goes anywhere to wear any of them. All we usually ever see of her is when she plays 'dress-up' inside her apartment to make selfies.

More evidence of a shopping addiction/hoarding. She is just buying any old crap now. WTF?
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she was clearly drunk when buying this shite. Moo!

Not sure about that. She has no taste sober either. Doesn't she have to move out at the end of this month too? She will need an extra truck.

 

[Diamonds60]

Tbf $230 on secondhand shoes is not a big deal considering she is burning $6.5k a month in rent and potentially $3.5k on a nanny that isn’t needed. I hope she has some good coin about to come in to cover all this. Btw I noticed there is a large group of Always and forever con people getting together and going after for refunds. So far a civil investigator, office of the attorney general, Consumer protection division seems to be getting involved. Looks like they are up for a large amount of refunding soon and/or be investigated. Pretty sure Alice skipped out on the last day to fly home when she was suppose to be doing some events. Most of the complaints are due to having paid for these events and they didn’t happen. The event started late and finished early etc.
Edit.. also they doing the event again in March 2024. Wonder if Alice will attend again.

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

I'm also going to be charitable to her and wonder if she has kept so much stuff because she has two daughters, and thought they might like to have some of her items one day.

LOL that's an inheritance that no one wants.

AE: I've blown $800,000 of your dad's money on legal fees but here's some second hand shoes you can wear! You can thank me later.

 

[CookieMonsta]

Dang.

Seb also loves Bees.

Checkmate.

Well now we have a bona fide star on Tattle, throw Alice out with yesterday's trash and let's start a welp/Sebastian rave thread!

 

[MarmiteMonster]

What is it with the black, white and red?

Is she channelling Cruella de Vil?

 

[ButterTart]

Hey New Lips ... it's percipient, not precipient. And it doesn't mean what you think it does. But I guess it's progress that you seem to be consulting a thesaurus. Badly.

 

[FoxyBadger]

Sonny & Cher (& The Bristol Massive)
“I Got You Babe”




I’m Not You Babe!

They say online we post as one
Our tweets are there and then they’re gone!
I’m so confused now where’s my gin?
You know me I always WIN!

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

They think we’re fake, they say I’m you!
Now I’m not sure just who is who!
It’s 4am in Brizzle town
But the LA Sun has just gone down…

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

I’m the SMARTEST person in the room!
Call me bro! Let’s do a zoom!
They’re going to shoot A Ray of Sun!
While I’m left alone with my glue gun.

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

Rach has said she’s had enough
Cos I just want to fight with Gruff!
I LOVE my dogs! I LOVE my wife!
Now all I need’s to get a life..

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

Drunk posting hashtag ALL IN CAPS!
Now I’m on the floor flashing my baps
That sock account’s a double bluff!
I’ve got screenshots, I know my stuff!

Babe
I got you, babe
I’m not you, babe!

I got Tone to tweet as me
I got him to slander Bee!
I got Tone to post all night
I got him to start a flight!
I got Tone to glue my bags
I got him to buy me fags!
I got Tone, I won't let go
I got him to break my RO!

Tone!
I got you bro
Am I Welp though?
Send some help bro!
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro

 

[Edna]

Sonny & Cher (& The Bristol Massive)
“I Got You Babe”




I’m Not You Babe!

They say online we post as one
Our tweets are there and then they’re gone!
I’m so confused now where’s my gin?
You know me I always WIN!

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

They think we’re fake, they say I’m you!
Now I’m not sure just who is who!
It’s 4am in Brizzle town
But the LA Sun has just gone down…

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

I’m the SMARTEST person in the room!
Call me bro! Let’s do a zoom!
They’re going to shoot A Ray of Sun!
While I’m left alone with my glue gun.

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

Rach has said she’s had enough
Cos I just want to fight with Gruff!
I LOVE my dogs! I LOVE my wife!
Now all I need’s to get a life..

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

Drunk posting hashtag ALL IN CAPS!
Now I’m on the floor flashing my baps
That sock account’s a double bluff!
I’ve got screenshots, I know my stuff!

Babe
I got you, babe
I’m not you, babe!

I got Tone to tweet as me
I got him to slander Bee!
I got Tone to post all night
I got him to start a flight!
I got Tone to glue my bags
I got him to buy me fags!
I got Tone, I won't let go
I got him to break my RO!

Tone!
I got you bro
Am I Welp though?
Send some help bro!
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro

@FoxyBadger, I'm so conflicted. Should I love you for your rhythmic lyrical genius or resent you for blighting me with this 'öhrwurm'?

 

[Ralphiegirl]

Sonny & Cher (& The Bristol Massive)
“I Got You Babe”




I’m Not You Babe!

They say online we post as one
Our tweets are there and then they’re gone!
I’m so confused now where’s my gin?
You know me I always WIN!

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

They think we’re fake, they say I’m you!
Now I’m not sure just who is who!
It’s 4am in Brizzle town
But the LA Sun has just gone down…

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

I’m the SMARTEST person in the room!
Call me bro! Let’s do a zoom!
They’re going to shoot A Ray of Sun!
While I’m left alone with my glue gun.

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

Rach has said she’s had enough
Cos I just want to fight with Gruff!
I LOVE my dogs! I LOVE my wife!
Now all I need’s to get a life..

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

Drunk posting hashtag ALL IN CAPS!
Now I’m on the floor flashing my baps
That sock account’s a double bluff!
I’ve got screenshots, I know my stuff!

Babe
I got you, babe
I’m not you, babe!

I got Tone to tweet as me
I got him to slander Bee!
I got Tone to post all night
I got him to start a flight!
I got Tone to glue my bags
I got him to buy me fags!
I got Tone, I won't let go
I got him to break my RO!

Tone!
I got you bro
Am I Welp though?
Send some help bro!
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro

Blooody hell, you genius!!!!

 

[whatanabsolutewholloper]

Sonny & Cher (& The Bristol Massive)
“I Got You Babe”




I’m Not You Babe!

They say online we post as one
Our tweets are there and then they’re gone!
I’m so confused now where’s my gin?
You know me I always WIN!

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

They think we’re fake, they say I’m you!
Now I’m not sure just who is who!
It’s 4am in Brizzle town
But the LA Sun has just gone down…

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

I’m the SMARTEST person in the room!
Call me bro! Let’s do a zoom!
They’re going to shoot A Ray of Sun!
While I’m left alone with my glue gun.

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

Rach has said she’s had enough
Cos I just want to fight with Gruff!
I LOVE my dogs! I LOVE my wife!
Now all I need’s to get a life..

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

Drunk posting hashtag ALL IN CAPS!
Now I’m on the floor flashing my baps
That sock account’s a double bluff!
I’ve got screenshots, I know my stuff!

Babe
I got you, babe
I’m not you, babe!

I got Tone to tweet as me
I got him to slander Bee!
I got Tone to post all night
I got him to start a flight!
I got Tone to glue my bags
I got him to buy me fags!
I got Tone, I won't let go
I got him to break my RO!

Tone!
I got you bro
Am I Welp though?
Send some help bro!
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro

That’s it…stick a fork in me, I’m done

 

[Edna]

@FoxyBadger, I'm so conflicted. Should I love you for your rhythmic lyrical genius or resent you for blighting me with this 'öhrwurm'?

Also, having never previously understood the modern expression, "I am done," I now realise... I am DONE.

 

[WinterSolstice]

Tone doesn't understand abuse by proxy.


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He definitely wants Tattlers to DM him so he can run off crying about it.

not gonna happen Tone! We’re not stupid,unlike some people

Also, your DMs are prob still closed.

 

[NarcRage]

He definitely wants Tattlers to DM him so he can run off crying about it.

not gonna happen Tone! We’re not stupid,unlike some people

Also, your DMs are prob still closed.

It's the social media equivalent of a pub brawl. "Come outside and say that if you think you're 'ard enough"

Tone is the other character in the Marjorie video. I'm convinced she was getting into character to play him.

 

[Ametrine]

Sonny & Cher (& The Bristol Massive)
“I Got You Babe”




I’m Not You Babe!

They say online we post as one
Our tweets are there and then they’re gone!
I’m so confused now where’s my gin?
You know me I always WIN!

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

They think we’re fake, they say I’m you!
Now I’m not sure just who is who!
It’s 4am in Brizzle town
But the LA Sun has just gone down…

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

I’m the SMARTEST person in the room!
Call me bro! Let’s do a zoom!
They’re going to shoot A Ray of Sun!
While I’m left alone with my glue gun.

Tone!
I got you, bro
Am I you though?!

Rach has said she’s had enough
Cos I just want to fight with Gruff!
I LOVE my dogs! I LOVE my wife!
Now all I need’s to get a life..

Al!
I got you, sis!
Am I you sis?!

Drunk posting hashtag ALL IN CAPS!
Now I’m on the floor flashing my baps
That sock account’s a double bluff!
I’ve got screenshots, I know my stuff!

Babe
I got you, babe
I’m not you, babe!

I got Tone to tweet as me
I got him to slander Bee!
I got Tone to post all night
I got him to start a flight!
I got Tone to glue my bags
I got him to buy me fags!
I got Tone, I won't let go
I got him to break my RO!

Tone!
I got you bro
Am I Welp though?
Send some help bro!
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro
I got you, bro

I've just put this in the Wiki, because it's already obvious this is going to be a classic