I would also love to see the emails Alice sent to The Reunion productions that were referenced in the restraining order.
Alice's letter to Sydney Gallonde
Dear Sydney Gallonde,
I understand you are the producer of
The Reunion.
I am très SAD and DISAPPOINTED that you have employed my LYING, CHEATING, estranged husband Ioan Gruffudd. What kind of a person sides with a man who has abandoned his family and has chosen a bogan (“pignoufe” in French) over them?
Ioan (formerly known as Baby Angel) and la pignoufe have been having an affair behind my back for THREE years now. Did you know about this? At the moment he’s poncing around in the South of France with the new love while I am 24.7 with the kids. I want to know that me and the kids have a roof over our heads.
Furthermore, you have paid for Ioan and la pignoufe to stay at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc while he is filming your production. You must not be aware, but the South of France is MY happy place, and I love that hotel in particular (I stayed there with my former fiancé, Olivier Picasso - you must have heard of him). How could you do this to me? Have you no shame or compassion? FFS!
I demand that you fire Ioan IMMEDIATELY. I don’t care if this causes your production to be delayed, cancelled, whatever. ALL that matters is MY feelings. I am so HURT. Can you also make la pignoufe stop posting her photos on Instagram? It deeply upsets me to see her PARADING around in a bikini while I am currently a bit heavier than I usually am.
Also, I am VERY disappointed that Ioan is now on what we used =o call a “Europud” for $250k (which doesn’t =ven cover his excessive lawyer bills) at a time where, to quote =ariety, it is an “Actor’s Dream”. I want you to fire him from your Europud, but also I want him to be earning more money for it than $250k. Even though I have never earned more than $250k in total in my life, I still think it’s a PALTRY sum of money.
If you do not fire Ioan, then I will make it my life’s mission to RUIN your show. I will raise hell and yes that includes calling the police if I need to. If you want to fight I will dedicate my LIFE to fighting you and I will WIN. I am not only the smartest person in the room, but I am also the person who has lost everybody. I have nothing left to lose.
I have sent you a second copy of this letter entirely in French, in order to make my point.
Merci beaucoup,
Alice
P.S. I would LOVE to be in a future production of yours, if you’ll have me! I speak fluent Français and I have extensive acting experience in France.
P.P.S You look very attractive in your photos that I have found online, and I would be interested in going on a date with you. After having a very bad experience in a relationship with an actor, from now on I will only date film producers and Disney executives.