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Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #186 It has always been a dump smell!
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Respectfully - duck you Alice, love, 
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And the quote from Selma "My amazing friend. I loves you very 
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Happy birthday girlsMine was yesterday girl!!! Happy Birthday tomorrow!
What great news, will crack open a celebratory beer!
Interestingly I wasn’t even 1/10th as invested in my own divorce as I am in this one!
Three sleeps till bifurcation, baby!
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I’d be surprised if he turns up on Monday given his track record
I wonder if there will be pap photos of B and Salma? I'm pretty sure that paps would follow her about. That's just gonna annoy duck face even more 
Seems they had a nice girly day 🩷
I reckon mAlice has self combusted at this point, couldn't happen to a nicer person
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Seems they had a nice girly day 🩷
I reckon mAlice has self combusted at this point, couldn't happen to a nicer person
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Belated birthday wishesMine was yesterday girl!!! Happy Birthday tomorrow!
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There is a lot of puking, shaking and rolling on the floor going on. That's why.
It appears Selma divorced Alice too. 
Don't duck around with those MS warrior women.
MOO.
Don't duck around with those MS warrior women.
MOO.
I do so hope that Ioan gives us all a Nicole Kidman moment and paps are there to capture it.
I’m half expecting him to resign.
Ohhh, I do hope the "socks" go after SB. Talk about someone who will eat Malice alive.
Just saw an ad for this on the telly, coincidence or synchronicity?
Letter from Alice to Selma Blair
Hi babe, it's me.
I haven't heard from you for SO long! Ever since I made comments about the bogan's MS and you unfollowed me from Instagram. I assume that was a mistake, as I thought you were one of my favourite people in the world? Also, I know Ioan leaked that email I sent him where I said "hers is probably more grave and if you look at Selma then she won’t be able to walk soon", but babe, I didn't mean it! It was really nasty of Ioan to do that, what kind of a person shares someone's private emails like that? My feelings were so HURT.
Anyway, I wanted to warn you about hanging out with the bogan from Brisbane. She will steal ANY man that you have in your life. Is that really what you want Selma? She stole baby angel from me and magicked him into thinking he wanted to divorce me. If you don't stop hanging out with her, then I will be writing about you in my forthcoming book. You really don't want me to do that, Selma, do you?
Also, Bianca has the "good" MS, and not the bad MS. I know this because people on Twitter told me, and also I have several autoimmune conditions so I'm an expert on MS.
I would love to catch up with you again my darling, I really miss hanging out with you! Let me know when you are free, I have really good availability (apart from July 3rd) because I don't have a job and I don't really do much mothering.
Thank you so much
Alice
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Yes, indeed! Shut the duck up, Alice. When you get to the top of shut the duck up mountain, shut the duck up again! You, rancid boil of a human. Turd celebration time!
Oh and a quick poll. Is Alice more upset about the divorce or the picture of B and Selma??
I'm going with the picture.
I mean she knew the divorce was coming one way or the other. But a picture with Alice's "friend" Selma? Hollywood heavyweight, best selling author, MS survivor and all around beloved woman?
Priceless!!!
Hope Alice's new landlord doesn't mind repairing holes in the walls and replacing broken windows.
I'm going with the picture.
I mean she knew the divorce was coming one way or the other. But a picture with Alice's "friend" Selma? Hollywood heavyweight, best selling author, MS survivor and all around beloved woman?Priceless!!!
Hope Alice's new landlord doesn't mind repairing holes in the walls and replacing broken windows.
Lol I think it just adds insult to injury at this pointOh and a quick poll. Is Alice more upset about the divorce or the picture of B and Selma??
I'm going with the picture.
Priceless!!!
Hope Alice's new landlord doesn't mind repairing holes in the walls and replacing broken windows.
Yeah I just checked and radio silence
No idea about iTones as I'm a fucko and blocked
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I was just thinking imagine if they go after her...she will haul their arses into court! Surely mAlice won't go that far
Brilliantly done. Now I’m going to be singing this all day!
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