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- You better watch out, you better not cry, a fan will snap you at Tesco when Ron smacks you below the eye! Straw reindeers won’t be coming to Maldon town
(should be sang to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town
)
Red is cleaning
Blue is a link to the post.
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Saturday
The
landing tree, garlands and stockings went up,
Ron helped and only
touches them once. Yeah right Pinocchio.
Saturday night is sorted, duvet, fire on, candles, strictly on the TV. Had a tiring day Hun?
Bought a DVD of an old 1985 film she was obsessed with as a child called
The Huggabunch, so she & Ron can watch it together.
An old video of them looking at the outside decorations posted.
Sunday
It was noticed she had deleted yesterdays post of her buying an old film. I wonder why?
5 things she is looking forward to today post : Going for a walk to the prom, tree no2, last thing off her monthly
weekly hinch list, Wrapping, She’s also needy today so just wants to be comfy and cosy with Ron & Inch. Bless her.
Ron trying to get into the new toilet potty video.
Guys help me video – Ron won’t get dressed quickly.
Tree down from the loft.
Beds made, toilets pined and the sink shined - a small Tada (but not seen done)
Train purchased from Amazon Ron is having a nap and she wants him to wake up and see it.
Made some more
homemade choc gifts
Ron asleep so she will be
wrapping presents.
Tea alert – (allegedly) Ron
hit Soph while they were out at Tesco’s, he also tore apart a
straw reindeer, and she also said she
hears voices. WOW
Monday
2 pic posts & 1 video, all about Ron.
Post 1,
Post 3
and
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
Evidence of cleaning by the so called cleaning sensation. Not much this week it appears.
Week catch up.
Monday
Zzzzz.
Cleaned hair/tooth brushes. Cleaned car steering wheel & her LV bag. Nap. Dinner.
Giveaway. Walk for
Inch and Ron.
Bed.
Tuesday
Ad.
Shredded.
Biccy dip dip for Ron.
Nap.
Drive out. T
esco collab.
Twats
Wednesday
Zzzz. Ron
fed Henry a treat.
Bought postbox.
Lunch.
Washed make up brushes. Thinks she’s
helping. Another
old video of her and Ronnie. Henry went to bed.
Thursday
Day off
Friday
#ad. Tada list. Getting the house ready for Christmas. Ron outside in his house (apparently).
Xmas flower reveal.
Saturday
Breakfast take 2.
£24k. Putting trees up later.
Ron has a new car. The upstairs tree went up,
Ron helped. On the
sofa. Bought a
DVD
Sunday
A liitle
unseen cleaning.
Tree No2 nearly went up with a train underneath it.
Homemade gifts again.
Wrapping presents.
Tea alert WOW.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
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Wiki page.
Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...
tattle.life
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo/Freda/Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Attempting a worm.