Mrs Hinch #282 You better watch out, you better not cry, when Ron smacks you below the eye

[HinchesSousChef]

You wouldn’t buy decorations like that if you didn’t have a vision for how you’re going to use them. She will have a Pinterest board full of bleeping candy canes on trees.

 

[Instashambles]

Nobody ‘goes mad at her’ at all. Like others said on her Instagram he’s so perfect doesn’t touch things he shouldn’t, gets bored of the Christmas decorations etc etc, then apparently he’s smacked her in the face at Tesco (SO NORMAL) but she talks about that on somebody else’s page? To be relatable as a mum you have to be honest. My son (now 4) had THE WORST tantrums. It was embarrassing. He once kicked off because he didn’t want to be in the stroller, but to let him out he would run off and throw himself on the floor in the high street. A random passer by told me he was too big for a pushchair (he was 2) I was sweating and almost in tears, and I got home and I offloaded to my mum friends about the horrific day we had - I didn’t lie and pretend he was the perfect toddler and he never had melt downs and he didn’t do things he shouldn’t because that would have been lying and my mum friends would have felt tit about themselves for the sake of my lie when they had bad days. That’s what she does. You’re entitled to your opinion but I hope you understand that this is the stuff she gets called out on. It’s not ripping her apart or judging her parenting. But the rave thread sounds like the place for you ...

Totally agree with this. Compared to other insta huns children (cough SS), Ronaldo is clean, loved and goes to bed properly at a normal time. I think that they have the potential to be really good parents.
I speak from experience as someone who was sinking in PND as she displays her perfect life and perfect 'by the book baby'. It rubs people up the wrong way that she has given the impression for 18 months that she has the perfect child who sleeps for 8 hours a day, 13 hours a night and eats whatever creation she sticks in front of him. IT'S FAKE AND ENTIRELY HER OWN DOING. Children are hard work, wonderful but hard work.

I just wish she were more honest. But then that would fit with her fake, grey, insta-perfect life would it.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

One of two things has happened here. Either some of her sheep have died of boredom waiting for the big Christmas tree unveil or Insta has started clearing the bots out. Either way the credit card is going to take a battering now.

All the people that said no

 

[Kimd]

I love it I love ittttt does this woman say anything else! gobshite

 

[Poppysmimi]

Can you imagine?

 

[DirtyMartini629]

Ahhhh no that’s unfair she doesn’t look 40+ come on.... fair is fair and she looks lovely and so what she’s got a filter on?? Everyone uses filters and lighting

She does look like she's 40 but she has done it to herself. All of the fillers and botox age her, not to mention the ton of makeup that she wears. Otherwise I imagine she would look a lot better without it

 

[Whitelilac]

Is she still faffing with that stupid tree? Our town council decorated the entire town centre in less time than her bloody tree is taking.
She has a toddler - it will look perfect for approximately 30 seconds

 

[shadyessex33]

I really think she is dragging this tree reveal out so she can do her “guyshhhh I got this from.....” AFTER the 1st December. Which will be a year since she was GIFTED all the Christmas stuff, so then she doesn’t have to declare it as gifted. She’ll reveal the tree, and say “oh I’ll show you all tomorrow where I got my bits”. I didn’t come down in the last shower Soph, I’m onto you

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I really think she is dragging this tree reveal out so she can do her “guyshhhh I got this from.....” AFTER the 1st December. Which will be a year since she was GIFTED all the Christmas stuff, so then she doesn’t have to declare it as gifted. She’ll reveal the tree, and say “oh I’ll show you all tomorrow where I got my bits”. I didn’t come down in the last shower Soph, I’m onto you

Sorry Shady, but this just sprang to mind

 

[shadyessex33]

Sorry Shady, but this just sprang to mind

This is literally me with her bullshit!!! I’ve gots my eyes on you Hinch!

 

[DirtyMartini629]

I will say one nice thing about Hinch. I like her shorter hair a lot and it's sooo much more flattering on her than the long fake hair that always looked like tit

 

[allforthegram]

Elf on the fecking shelf will just be constant "hinching". "Oh look guys, he's pined the bog" "today he's on a dust hunt with the #gifted Shark" "oh my god, he's had Dave out" *yawn*

Oh look guys the elf has found jimbos porn stash hehehe

 

[AC55]

I really hope Ronnie doesn't get into loads of trouble now that their Empire State Building of a Christmas tree is up. He'll be fascinated by it because he's never seen anything like it before so naturally because he's only a toddler, he'll be drawn to the sparkles, baubles and lights and all the other ornaments on it. Like all toddlers, he'll touch things on it, doubtless knock a few things off and if he hasn't all ready picked the train carriages up, he will do! No way will be accept "Don't touch" just the once and never touch any of it again and I can imagine Grinch is going to get really frustrated and angry with him. If that's the case I sincerely hope Jimmers is man enough to tell her what a ridiculous idea such an elaborate tree is with a toddler on the loose!

 

[shadyessex33]

I really hope Ronnie doesn't get into loads of trouble now that their Empire State Building of a Christmas tree is up. He'll be fascinated by it because he's never seen anything like it before so naturally because he's only a toddler, he'll be drawn to the sparkles, baubles and lights and all the other ornaments on it. Like all toddlers, he'll touch things on it, doubtless knock a few things off and if he hasn't all ready picked the train carriages up, he will do! No way will be accept "Don't touch" just the once and never touch any of it again and I can imagine Grinch is going to get really frustrated and angry with him. If that's the case I sincerely hope Jimmers is man enough to tell her what a ridiculous idea such an elaborate tree is with a toddler on the loose!

Jamie just needs to say to her “look, shut the duck up you selfish witch and let the kid enjoy Christmas”. This is half her problem, she’s never had anyone tell her about herself. If she were my mate we would have had words years ago cause no way would I be putting up with her histrionics

 

[allforthegram]

Jamie just needs to say to her “look, shut the duck up you selfish witch and let the kid enjoy Christmas”. This is half her problem, she’s never had anyone tell her about herself. If she were my mate we would have had words years ago cause no way would I be putting up with her histrionics

She would be calling Jaymee a troll, straight on the blower to mad barker to “sort him out”
Edit to say she would never of been my mate, would of given her home truths long ago

 

[Pepsi]

For those who cant wait for the big tree reveal here is last years, she has so little imagination it will probably be the same except for the oversized candy canes, I wonder if she will still have the Tesco star?

 

[allforthegram]

For those who cant wait for the big tree reveal here is last years, she has so little imagination it will probably be the same except for the oversized candy canes, I wonder if she will still have the Tesco star?
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Naaa she would of binned it off and copied one of those weird looking feather Indian head piece things I see... gifted from pooopys of course!

 

[Areyehavinalaugh]

I'm definitely waiting till sunday for penneys. I do want xmas pjs

There is gonna be carnage for weeks I’d imagine

 

[shadyessex33]

For those who cant wait for the big tree reveal here is last years, she has so little imagination it will probably be the same except for the oversized candy canes, I wonder if she will still have the Tesco star?
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I wonder if we’ll get another “she smashed it” from Jamie

 

[SpinachMushroom]

Had to do a double take, I thought this said Sophism