Spray abit of elbow grease about and hope for the best there hun xGuyzzzz I’m cleaning my toaster. I’ve emptied the crumb trays and given it a good shake and now I have this crap everywhere but I think I’ve messed up as I don’t have a #gifted handheld shark to run over the work surface.
What do I do now?!!!
As you can see my child is getting in on the action as usual. No peaceful cleaning in this house!
Mrs Hinch #277 Simmer down Jamie Montessori.
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It is a bit unsettling, I'm three years older than her and still get asked for ID for Red Bull and co-codamol, I mean I'm a child-faced outlier but the woman looks older than some people I know in their 40s. I do think she has low self-confidence and didn't need the work she'd had done or the drastic weight-loss, nowt ages you more (except the sun, I guess). I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a con-artist.
I can’t believe how surprised she looks at her son giving her affection
Weighing in on the Lapland thing, we got married out there almost 3 years ago and for a log cabin for 8 of us it was £5000 for the week. The flight was a charter, so direct to Kittila. I presume they aren't taking bookings right now, but I haven't checked all the rules etc. Not cheap, but cheaper than having a big wedding here with a load of people we didn't want there 
For the activities it was another £2000 at least. We met Santa (in February) went on a sleigh ride under the northern lights, fed reindeer, hired snowmobiles for the day etc... Lots to do, but they obviously know people are going to pay their prices so it's not cheap.
But what's £7000 for a millionaire eh? Just us mere mortals who have to work and save up for holidays. Thing is it's bound to be a waste for them because they don't do anything. I can't see Hinch going snowmobiling or going skiing. They might meet Santa, but it's a long way to go just for that. But hey, I'm not loaded
For the activities it was another £2000 at least. We met Santa (in February
) went on a sleigh ride under the northern lights, fed reindeer, hired snowmobiles for the day etc... Lots to do, but they obviously know people are going to pay their prices so it's not cheap.But what's £7000 for a millionaire eh? Just us mere mortals who have to work and save up for holidays. Thing is it's bound to be a waste for them because they don't do anything. I can't see Hinch going snowmobiling or going skiing. They might meet Santa, but it's a long way to go just for that. But hey, I'm not loaded
Forgive me tattle for I have sinned....I had a maccys breakfast Friday morning after a hospital appointment because I had a hashbrown craving and I needed caffeine, I fear I am now a hun or might be mistaken for a hincher if I return for said hashbrowns, please don’t shoot me down in the streets with a valium dart!!
I was thinking that, she’s never mentioned that Jamie has a game console. I bet there are loads of Hinchers who’s partners spend hours playing games and they probably look at hinch and Jamie’s relationship as #relationshipgoals as they seem to spend their evenings watching tv together while roasting marshmallows or some tit like that. Where in reality they are probably plenty of nights when he’s balls deep in his Xbox ignoring her and playing fifa. But of course her sheep will never know that because she has the most perfect relationship
“Oh dear, look at this basic PS4, that Ronnie has found, isn’t there a brand new PS5 out, maybe someone should gift Mr Hinch a PS5 to review” duck off Soph, buy one like the rest of us. He isn’t exactly a big gamer that’s been well known for his love of games, he’s hardly the sidemen
You're pregnant, plus Maccy's hash browns are made with crack or something, they are THE tit! All is forgiven my friend!Forgive me tattle for I have sinned....I had a maccys breakfast Friday morning after a hospital appointment because I had a hashbrown craving and I needed caffeine, I fear I am now a hun or might be mistaken for a hincher if I return for said hashbrowns, please don’t shoot me down in the streets with a valium dart!!
I totally agree.I agree, but regardless on him being able to justify taking a wage for those reasons it surely must emasculate him a bit. At the end of the day its paid to her, its her face that sells.
I've spoken to my husband about it and he said he couldn't do it, but then he's a decent bloke
Any decent person, male or female would think the same. By him possibly justifying it because he's bringing up the kid, or is the brains behind it, or maybe even her manager, it basically comes down to him being a pimp.
She works for him and he takes her money. Classy!
He's definitely the pimp. What does that make her?
This bloody annoyed me no end when I saw it!
Am I missing something here with her cleaning her hairbrushes... why would you use washing up liquid and white vinegar? I can get the washing up liquid but not the white vinegar and certainly not the 2 together 
it’s pointless and just a waste of product. This is where she goes wrong. If she explained on her stories why she uses certain things together she would be a much more credible cleaner.
it’s pointless and just a waste of product. This is where she goes wrong. If she explained on her stories why she uses certain things together she would be a much more credible cleaner.She is sooooo relatable with her range rover and LV bag 
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Mustn't forget to clean my designer bags and my range rover! Knew I'd forgotten to do something today
My scalp is itchy just thinking about cleaning my hairbrushes with washing up liquid and vinegar.
Wouldn't shampoo be better?
Plus, shouldn't that have been marked as an ad?
She's winding me up today
Wouldn't shampoo be better?
Plus, shouldn't that have been marked as an ad?
She's winding me up today
Me too, the Audi and my designer shoes could do with a freshen up too
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