The dog is going to take his fingers off. ffs
Mrs Hinch #279 Every little helps.
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I know the one and I just larveeee her. She's properly down to Earth. Not in it for the numbers and uses cruelty free products. Oh and she cleans. I mean properly cleans not just a spritz and tap wankJust seen on another cleaning influencers story that she is showing her dressing gown her brother bought her for xmas last year, guess what it's the same one that Soph showed us last night and its from F&F Tescosorry Soph you soooooo last year, All the best
Have to say I thought the exact thing watching her stories today
She’s itching to have a tour of her street like those celeb house tours in Hollywood! A double decker open topped bus stops outside her house while 20 Japanese tourists frantically take photos of Jamie scratching his arse as he walks from the Audi to the front door. They are convinced he must be an A list celeb despite never hearing of him. Meanwhile Soph hides inside with the curtains closed, wearing an oversized hat and huge sunglasses screaming at Jamie that this isn’t what she wanted and she doesn’t know how it happened.She will have her sheep turning up on double decker buses
“I get your breakfast Hen”
Surely that should say “I’m getting your breakfast Henry” for a number one author her grammar and ability to construct a sentence isn’t half abysmal.
I can wear a size 8 in their jeans. Honey these hips ain't no size 8. Also at 5" 9 their "tall" length are ankle biters on me. I wearcthem as nice weather suitable turn ups. Not a good length at all as Hinchy so "advertises"
We use vocabulary like that when posting on the dogs IG page because its the dog not us spekaing
She's got the bus stop sleepers round the back
It’s the rubbing shoulders to appear timid and anxious for me. She does it in any video that she films of herself, it’s so bleeping cringey! And the “if I’m honest” and “..I’m just going to film with Henry there.. if that’s okay” if that’s okay? Shut the duck up. 
@SunshineRae did have a list on the go of gifted items, and it's tens of thousands of pounds. Easy to drop £300 on a fake postbox when you haven't had to pay for anything inside your houseI wish I had the patience to sit and add up how much money shes wasted on essentially nothing since the start of the pandemic
"I'll get your breakfast" or "I've got your breakfast" would also be acceptable. Imagine being her ghost writer
She’s very quiet this afternoon? At Ma Barker’s with Ronalongadingdong? Aw look at Ronner’s with Nanny Jareth 
I’m in the same boat as you with my depression at the moment, and I’ve found that taking a break from watching her (among other Insta idiots) has been helpful. I’d highly recommend it! Tattle is a great way of still getting to have a laugh and a gossip without directly exposing yourself to her ‘content’. I stupidly watched her today for the first time in a while because I wanted to see the ludicrous post box, and I already regret it. When I woke up this morning I felt kind of okish, but my mood darkened really rapidly after watching her shite.
Best wishes to you from a fellow sufferer. Take care of yourself! xx
The way she over prounounces letters... ‘pop them into a socKKK. And the word ‘GuYzZZ’ pisses me right off 
It’s true I was far too drunk to be bothered about cleaningThis was me through all my 20s! Working in retail could never save because the pay was awful but at least I wasn’t a thicko sheep fawning after a nobody on Instagram!
I’m too old now, but not much has changed, just the job title.I'm really trying to work out if its Kanye Vest filming this or Ma Barker
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As I’ve said previously, she’s not just advertising a couple of their items. She’s put her brand name into a huge range with them, it’s coming out next year. Fully branded with Hinch. My friend works on the team.
She puts content above her sons health. Speaks volumes about the kind of person she is
Bloody hell that sock has seen better days
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I own this brush and know for a fact that after the little "scrub" she did there it won't be clean, the bristles are really densely packed so it's really hard to get foundation out properly. Another lie Sophnocchio.
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Vesties wank sock innit...Bloody that sock has seen better days
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