Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
Thread title by @Kittypops , nominated by @HotesTilaire. Congratulations, you both win a jar of hair (use unclear) and a tin can with nasty sharp edges.
Guest is currently lurking behind a locked twitter account, learning and growing and developing as a human being. Sorry, no, my mistake, she's...
Thanks to @Seaford Haggington and @Lazarus for the words and nomination. Your prize? Two boxes of Jack’s home hair dye that will work literal magic on your bonces.
Recap needed 🙏🏻
Thread title courtesy of a squig and nominated by glubby.
Recap: Binfire. Jack says she has had to leave the bungamansion for her safety, but she’s cooking slop and dying her hair. She’s locked down her Twitter again. The lights might be on or they might be off. Nobody knows.
Wiki is the...
An excellent thread title nominated by @Brian Butterfield from a brave squigs words. Your prize is a roast chicken scented candle
Someone want to do a recap?
Winning title courtesy of a Twitter squig, posted by @Veronicaaa and nominated by @ishant . You each win a Viennetta on a stick .
Can someone cleverer than me do a proper summary please 🙂
Thanks to @Valiofthedolls and @chizontiz for the words / nomination combo that led to this title. You each win a pair of silver steel-capped pumps and an egg poached in soup.
Please can someone else do a recap? Ta 😊
Thread title by @Brian Butterfield and nominated by loads of people but @BonnyBabs got the most votes. Well done, you win a portion of lingreenie each, served in a chipped bowl with a rusty spork. You lucky things.
Jack's twitter is currently locked because she's being doorstepped by the...
Thanks to @TrolleyParton for nominating @Livia Fantasy ’s words. You both win a goat curry. Made by Greek Jack.
Ok so, Carole Malone is NOT away, she’s here and is trash talking Jack’s bezzie mate Hazza for writing his witness statement with only two A-Levels under his belt. Therefore, Dr Dr...
Thread title by @stunrw pinched off the Hellsite, nominated by LOTS of people, but the one with the most votes was @Bellaboos - congratulations, your prize is two tickets to the Question Time recording when Fiona Bruce makes good on her promise to invite Jack back.
Jack initially rode the high...
Thread title by @Satisfying Click with minor amends by @Hold my beans
Congrats both! You both win fingernail cleaning and a pass for a sober rave in a venue of your choice.
Jack’s remembered her insta password. And being a big fat gay person. And best friends she wants to marry who are...
Welcome to another new thread everyone!
Congratulations to @Emmapism and Tina Turner, with a thread title that was better than all the rest. You win front row tickets to the String Quartet playing at the same time as Jack at the Hay Festival.
Can anyone help out with a recap please?
Hello to...
Well done @bizwizz89 for your words, and for @Ms Biscuit for the nomination, you win an empty chair from the empty halls of a Jack Monroe gig.
She did her talks, no one cared, still no sign of the money, all seems quiet on the honking front.
Newbies-please have a goosey-gander at the Wiki...
Thanks to @shugabug23 and @Ms Biscuit for nominating the words of @moldwarp for thread title, you all win tickets to a festival where Jack is a no-show 🎉
In the last thread our intrepid undercover reporter Sir Bob of the Knob donned a rage nan disguise to report back from one of the two...
THE START 😆
Welcome everyone, (inexplicable) eggs eleven, it’s thread 507!
Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the genius thread title, nominated by @Satisfying Click and @Trauma Frotters Your prize is….in an escrow 🤫
In the last thread, Jack is in Stroud! At the Food And Drink...
Toot Toot!
Jeeeeeeez, we're in a chaos central, pals.
Jack refuses to admit where the money is, Sue Lee appeared on GB News, and new creepy weirdo, John, entered the dojo (he is NOT Kathy Newman's husband).
Thread title nominated by @Dogmuck well done, kid, you get first dibs at the escrow...
Good morning, Frauen, Herren, Therren, and succubi (I know you read here, Jack).
Welcome to a new thread, in the perineal realm between Sue Lee day and Jack Being Cancelled eve.
Last night, having been revealed as the conwoman Tattle has long known her to be, Jack was toot-tooting about how...
Welcome to a new thread, ninnies. Let the chaoi commence
EDIT apologies for my negligence, thread title by the majestic @WoolyMammoth and nominated by… many.
New thread, thanks to @CrackingOwlSanctuary for nominating guest’s own words…carry on mithering you mavens
Please can some kind soul, who is more gifted with words and intelligence than me, do a recap?
😡 THE START
Welcome to thread 502 everyone!
Congratulations to @Orphan_Black for nominating Jack’s beautiful worlds for the title. You win… chess?
in the last thread, Jack claimed to have received another malicious welfare check.
She also said she got “skilfully thrashed “ by “chess bae”, 😬...
Thanks to @Emmapism for thread title suggestion. Inspired by Jack's fleeting appearance on the GCSE curriculum.
Your prize is a gently, softly, painstakingly nibbled then quietly rejected leftover slice of guest's Coronation abomination quiche.
Yes farewell 500th thread 🥺 We hardly knew you...
Willkommen meine Damen und Herren to thread 500. Please make your way up the red carpet of doom where are hidden many chaoses and gleaming gems of hilarity. Find them all and you can make a pauper's crown using a trifle quiche as a base. Fold in your fat cloves of lies and you will have a...