New thread:
EmmyLou Loves #55: 5 horses for Xmas dinner, free diamonds for the grifter, red dress didn’t impress!
Congratulations to @notgifted !
I had to shorten it to fit.
You win a pair of satin PJ’s from King Babe 👑 he’s popped them under your pillow. Enjoy!
Who knows what’s instore...
Yo yo yo! Welcome to thread #54 for Emmylou MacCarthy aka Emmylou from Emmylou Loves.
Thanks @Michy02 for our new thread title. Had to adjust the swear, but hopefully we all get it 🫣. Original here:
Who wakes up feeling like duck? Oxtail slop makes us chuck now we wait for Wednesday night @$ck.
EmmyLou Loves #53 Pancake tits, she thinks she's lit, any excuse to take off her kit
Congrats to @Platenipples for a wonderful new thread title!
You win a 1 on 1 gym session with your new trainer SportyLou! Don’t forget to have a hearty BBQ breakfast beforehand and a few servings of Oxtail...
Congratulations to @ChunkyCustard for the title. This weeks winning thread title holder wins a trip to Emmy's hairdresser to get a slick back hairstyle - BAM - you will look like JLO and a Yucca Plant.
On the previous thread a LOT happened - Feezas - we only took 4 days to get through the...
Congratulations to @icouldsizedown to the winning thread name. Your winning prize is some sausage stained used Henne lime green top and your lawn mowed by SueLyn.
And congratulations to me now that I can make a thread ;)
During thread #50 we had a whirlwind trip to Sydney to show her cooking...
EmmyLou #50 She is the dancing queen, sloppy and obscene, dressed in neon green
Congratulations to @icouldsizedown ! Quickest thread ever and congratulations to us thread 50!!
I missed out the “Loves”‘ in the title so getting that fixed.
Anyways you win a ticket to the basket ball, a free car...
Yo yo yo! Welcome to thread #49 for Emmylou from Emmylou Loves! ✌ We are hurtling towards thread #50!! How shall we celebrate?
Congrats to @LightStim for the winning thread title! We gotta be more careful with swearing in titles, naughty fezzas. For your prize…umm…what have I got…a new light...
New thread title thanks to @Platenipples! Congrats! Had to shorten it to make it fit but it’s a banger, thankfully not of EL’s g variety.
You win a trip to Echuca squished next to Emmylou in the middle seat of the van delivering unwanted ZM items to unwitting victims
EmmyLou Loves Thread #47 Our Tortilla Gorilla’s free nutritional advice? Eat meats, Cheezels & old rice.
Congratulations to @StickyTapeTits ! I had to size down your thread suggestion but you get the gist.
You win a hand delivered paper bag lunch surprise from EmmyLou-SES!! Just send the...
EmmyLou Loves #46 Gettin hate on the live, eating enough salmon for 5, film crew in tow, gut on show
Congratulations to @notgifted ! I had to shorten it a little bit and I’ll get it fixed 😩
You win 1 ticket to the B.Ball with ELL and Babe! She will also need you to film for the day just pop...
Yo yo fezzas! Welcome to the new thread for Emmylou from Emmylou Loves
Thank you @icouldsizedown for the brilliant new thread title. I’ve chucked my slow cooker in the back of my car and will be personally delivering you a bewdiful oxtail stew. I prepared it last night and it has been waiting...
EmmyLou Loves #44 Finally saw Charlotte at the annual bath, Lou’s green potatoes made everyone barf
Congratulations to @ChunkyCustard !! You win dinner for two at EmmyLou’s hovel! First course green potato salad, Main is Oxtail Slop and desert is BYO Cheezels! Enjoy! 😘
Plus this new Zoe Musty...
My god we flew through thread #42!
EmmyLou Loves #43 Went to Bulla to hang with the goats while Fatty Medallion modelled her bloat
Congratulations to @ChunkyCustard ! Please come collect your free crockpot! It might need a little wash 🧽 Enjoy!
@Sure…Media! Do your thing. Please 🙏🥺
What a weekend it’s been with Babe. We are flying through the thread pages!
Thanks to @Sure…Media! for the new thread title, it’s a cracker!
Did anyone notice EL called her guest babe “baby” during the drive to the gifted invited paid partnership balloon ride?
Babe is one thing but I feel...
Oxtail slop, guts about to pop, fire hazard dress is a total flop
Congratulations to @Platenipples on the thread title! You win a years supply of Oxtail slop! Enjoy 😊
Leah Leah we whisper…come join us…
@Sure…Media! pls recrap for us Fezzas 😘
This is for those who missed this from @massive...
Emmylou Loves #40 - My life’s a mess, buy my body confidence dress, what size you’ll be is anyone’s guess
Congratulations to @greacea for the thread title! You win a one on one branding session with Leah!
I’ll get the title fixed Fezzas I got too carried away!
@Sure…Media! pls do your thing 😘
I think I did it right?? Let’s see!
Thanks to @ChunkyCustard for a great thread title!
Hoping to hear the clomping of @Sure…Media! ‘s mules on her way over here for the recap shortly!
@icouldsizedown Congratulations on the new thread.
You win a stay at the Plywood Motel, a foot rub by Oliver and a blow wave with Mark to get your curtain bangs ... bang on!
Congrats to @ChunkyCustard for thread title number 37! Your prize is an uncooked African sausage, just waiting to be sizzled outside your local football club canteen the next time they're operating. I've also thrown in a bottle of bewdiful cheeky red. Both items await you in the refrigerator -...
Hi new thread created sorry had to shorten it! Congratulations to @EmmyLou_Spew for the title 😃 You win a stale packet of saladas and a hunk of slightly used expensive cheese.. Enjoy!
Congratulations to queen @Messychaotic - one word for the new thread title! Please report to Dundas & Fausset to claim your prize of one pair of black clodhoppers, a Rachel Gilbert Alice McCall string bikini-inspired dress and a voucher for a bilateral hand and wrist x-ray. You may celebrate by...
Ok guys.
I hope I did this right.
My anxiety was not great seeing us on page 52 😂
I have no idea how to write or recap (please rescue me @sure...media! Why can I never tag you?)
But basically after being MIA for 9 days, she came back with a new lease on life. in the space of 5 days She gifted...
Congratulations to @Drama Filled Llama for the winning title!
You have won a very special prize indeed:
They're very bewdiful so please make sure you show them off when you're having your steak out at The Graham, turning the street into your catwalk and for the 'gram...