Emmylou Loves #39 Camilla's too tight, Lou's looking a fright, fingering stew in the middle of the night

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

I think I did it right?? Let’s see!

Thanks to @ChunkyCustard for a great thread title!

Hoping to hear the clomping of @Sure…Media! ‘s mules on her way over here for the recap shortly!

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thank you for the new thread @itsspelleddivinenotdevine and the thread title title @ChunkyCustard

 

[posty post]

Can’t wait for the recap

 

[Broken Veneers]

If eating oily oxtail soup stew makes you look like this...

When you looked like this, this morning...

I can only imagine that the cost of oxtail will skyrocket - or the cost of filters

Surely it's illegal to sell clothing where you misrepresent the clothing size by photoshopping/filtering yourself to appear a smaller size? Knowing most people won't bother to return the items they purchased online out of embarrassment.

 

[hotpussy]

Lardy loo shopping in the “Mutton dressed up as Teen ” section again.:..

 

[Michy02]

Why was she in that dress to then get the vitamin IV? nothing makes sense!

 

[Sure…Media!]

Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

Wheezing

 

[meg_snarkle]

Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

I have no words for your talent

 

[finelines]

Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

Lol brava I forgot about the Uva Fembots what they been up to!

 

[reens84’]

Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

I want to be your friend @Sure…Media! - absolute genius!

 

[meg_snarkle]

We need a Tattlers virtual zoom Christmas Party

 

[thx4supportingourfamily]

duck yeah I’m gonna look SO MUCH HOTTER in this dress than you do hahaha

 

[Buttercup725]

duck yeah I’m gonna look SO MUCH HOTTER in this dress than you do hahaha

The side still shot of her in the black dress is such a bad photoshop job!!! She needs to take lessons from the Kardashians even though they can be pretty bad at it too. But when I can see where the edit is, that's pretty shoddy.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

This recap has made my day.

Get your iPhones ready for EL and the fan girls to parade around Albert Park. Or avoid the area so you don't end up in the background.

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme.

I need to know what goes on in your brain to be able to whip out these references and jokes! Your talent is absolutely incredible! Just bewdiful :')

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

Why not wear the tit out of those 3 dresses to hype up presale of them? Show how to dress them up, dress them down, dress for a road trip to boganville, make it theatre appropriate etc.

Oh wait, she had clod hoppers and dad sneakers as her only footwear, can't be possible

This recap has made my day.

Get your iPhones ready for EL and the fan girls to parade around Albert Park. Or avoid the area so you don't end up in the background.

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Sounding like a true proFesSionAL "ecommerce". Just say online store you dickehead

 

[dimfluencer]

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Sage must have to go to school today

 

[YellowFingerDustforDays]

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Thanks again for another bewdiful thread title.
Sorry it took me so long to respond with this recrap but I was totally clogged up from that potato salad and oxtail and had to spend half an hour straining. Stay tuned for the haemorrhoid cream #collab.

All of you who have updated your avatar I can really see the 20 kg weight loss. Treat yourself to a chicken sandwich with lashings of butter.

Bond street dental was surprised EmmyLou couldn’t stick to a healthcare routine. When she is a serial yo-yo dieter. Yeah. Some excuse about dating. Honey, don’t use your teeth if you’re doing it properly! After her bridle was fitted she went back to her lady pamper day and got her hair did thanks to L’Oréal.

The straw that broke the camels toe was her trip to CWL for an $800 dress to wear at a charity event. She ran into Millsy again and offered to be the curtains for his latest production with that f**k awful hair do. If Cachia taught us anything, no one likes big curtains.

OH MY GAAAAWD SO BEWDIFUL! Miss Pronunciation had a slow cooker grifted. The Port Melbourne Pornch cooked us a curry you could enjoy twice . Exxon Valdez in a slow cooker. She wielded about her ginger knob like some penile prize.

Just as John Howard did to protect the country, LazyLou partook in a weapons buy back scheme. All her unsold books were salvaged from the BigW bargain bin, to be resold and greater that RRP. She didn’t get to do the Cachia world tour and we should feel sorry for her.

Juddy and the Australian Ballet…Finally got an invite to an Uva Fembot’s event! She would go to the opening of a dunny door provided she goes home with a toilet brush. After 5 minutes of ballet, she’s now confident enough to audition for The Nutcracker Sweet. She’ll bring the crackers. And a wheel of cheese. And a kilo of quince paste. All to go with her nuts.

The gristly old meat took us through another cooking demo dressed in her best Sooz Veedy summer dress. Next time she does a call out I’m totally auditioning to model. I can’t wait to look like a vacuum sealed salmon steak for y’all. It’s a vibe.

Considering starting a new account so I can call myself Miss Pronunciation. Absolute gold

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

I just watched the dress stories and can’t understand how she can say with a straight face that the size 14 is too big for her when all you can see is wrinkles and ripples from it being stretched so far. She is embarrassing herself.