Emmylou Loves Gossip Forum

Huge congratulations to @ChunkyCustard for the winning title! 🥳 You have won ... let me see what we have in our prize cupboard ... oooh, it's a lovely item of clothing from Emmylou's Warehouse Sale. Congratulations! 🎉 Who wants to do the recap? Previous thread...

Thank you @YankeeRoo for our 28th thread title 👏🏼🐎🏊🏼‍♀️🥓✌🏽 🚨THE BALI EMAIL HAS ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.🚨 Grab ya Canasten and a box of Cheezels, put your feet up on your second (or third?) hand recliner and get comfy. The Emmylou Shitshow rolls on! Edit: fricken hell....the title was so...

Put down the cheese, pick up a mangy second hand dress and blink twice if EmmyLou films you and you're one of us at the warehouse tonight.... Thanks to @YellowFingerDustforDays for the thread title!

Welcome to lucky thread #26 for Emmylou from Emmylou Loves! Congratulations to @cheezelfingers for the winning thread title! I’ll be sending you a big slab of meat and some pre-cooked rice in the mail. Don’t worry about the lack of refrigeration, it’s just air drying to add some extra flavour...

Congrats and terima kasih to @Scaredweirdlittleguy for our 25th thread title ✌🏽👏🏼 This thread is bought 🤭 to you by the letter B, in honour of Bali, bananas, Big Bird and Emmylou's abominable style. The boorish bully surprised us all and took her clown show on the road, arriving in Udbud...

Congratulations to @TrainwreckinTulla for the most-liked new thread title! You have won a leftover bag of cheezels (they've been on the floor under the bed so might have a bit of fluff on them); some pre-loved, unwashed, jeans; and a lovely selection of used aprons! Special mention to @posty...

Thread number 23 for Emmylou from Emmylou Loves! We are flying through these! Thank you to @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor for working like a mad dog to come up with our new thread title 👏🏻

Emmylou Loves #22 Our Lady of Perpetual Cringe Is Receiveth By The Angelic Order of Cheezels (by @SnarkyTart thank you for our new thread title! 👏🎉) Follow the light Emmylou 🙏🤲🕯📿 👼⭕ Last thread we were treated to ELL’s personal space! We found a hidden surprise of a packet of cheezels under...

Congratulations to @icouldsizedown for the great new title! (I had to abbreviate 'years' to make it all fit). A special mention to @Fungal flaps whose post about her incredible weight loss was the most liked! The previous thread can be found here...

And just like that, here we are at thread #20! Congratulations to our MVP @YouveAllBeenAsking for the hilariously witty new title! In thread #19, we were exposed to Emmylou's solo fashion show for Camilla ... that took up most of the thread, as there was enough content to keep us snarking for...

And here we are with yet another thread! Congratulations to @chkchkboom for a fabulously funny (not to mention popular) thread title! And thank you to everyone else for being here! In thread #18, EL changed the world ... there were too many things to mention, but just a few: She traveled to...

Yo yo yo! Thread #18 for our girl Emmylou MacCarthy from Emmylou Loves! Thank you @b!tch_eating_crackers for our thread title and the divine picture. You’ve earned chips with your steak tonight ✌🏻

Today’s thread finds us touring Bunbury by minibus. We anticipate further non-consensual filming, disordered eating patterns, shrieking, cheezels and non-disclosed #collabs Thanks to @b!tch_eating_crackers for the thread title!

Yo yo yo!!!! Another new thread for Emmylou MacCarthy from Emmylou Loves. Winning thread title was “fuck off”, but I can’t find it now to credit the author 😫. Unfortunately we can’t have swear words in titles, so I’ve gone to second place from @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor ✌. If you lost, I’m...

Emmylou MacCarthy #15: Conjunctivitis, gingivitis, dermatitis and Cheezelitis congratulations @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor !!

Thanks to @mariah cachia for the thread title Today’s new threads finds us wondering how we burned through 50 pages of the last thread in 5 1/2 days although we have had plenty of material to discuss and speculate over: A reference to visiting the Supercars that was actually a promotion for...

Thread number 13 for our cheezel loving, soul loving, scratching, itchy queen of Port Melbourne Thanks to @b!tch_eating_crackers for the new thread title - you won 37 likes and a part pack of cheezels

Congrats to @Michy02 - only fitting that a musical theme kick us off on the eve of our girl Emmy belting out the high notes tomorrow in her shower stall (let's pray that whilst she's in there she also washes her hair 🙏🏼) Respect to @Broken Veneers on a top notch recap 👏🤣 Yo yo yo time to meet...

Yo yo yo! I can’t believe we’re on thread #11 already, beautiful people! Big thank you to @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor for our winning thread title. Throw an extra steak into your wrap tonight to celebrate. You’ve earned it ✌🏻

Yo yo yo! Another new thread. Congrats to @Michy02 for the winning thread title. Be sure to call up your vegan ex and take him out for a steak to celebrate. You’re paying ✌🏻

Yo yo yo! A new thread for Emmylou Loves already! Congrats to @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor for the thread title. Honourable mention to our runner up @SnarkyTart for the brilliant “Areola bigger than plates, fungi still her only mate” suggestion. Party size bags of Cheezels all round! (A...

New thread

Yo yo yo! New thread beautiful people! Thread title butchered shortened for length. Original here: Emmylou Loves… head up her ass, bathers up her crack, exploited all her friends and fam so she pays to win them back I’m officially banned from doing new threads coz I keep spelling her bloody...

New thread 👏🏼 Emmylou’s threads are growing as fast as her stomach surgery swelling. Carry on!

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the new thread beautiful people. Put your swimmers on, pop into the kitchen to make some delicious vegan chicken satay for a snack and settle in. I didn’t have time for a recap, so if someone could post one that would be excellent. Extra special welcome to anyone that’s new...