Emmylou Loves #48 Brad said get effed coz she's a liar. Steak, potatoes & olives = taking a dump in Myer

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New thread title thanks to @Platenipples! Congrats! Had to shorten it to make it fit but it’s a banger, thankfully not of EL’s g variety.

You win a trip to Echuca squished next to Emmylou in the middle seat of the van delivering unwanted ZM items to unwitting victims
 
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Emmylou loves flying over flooded areas while throwing her ZM clothing from the plane. Sky dives and lands in euchua onto a virgin cruise with Branson

She should literally chase Branson around in her heeled miles with a crop top going on about ZM and AS
 
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Thank you so much for the honour. Im so proud. Hope Emmy doesn't make me fetch her toilet paper on our trip!
 
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Back to "Jason" and how the profile was changed from HER.
Chances are that Jason may in fact be wife of Babe!!🙈
 
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I doubt Babe is married. He wouldn’t be out on dates with her kids or somewhere as public as the basketball, where they’re not only seen by thousands at the game but also easily spotted on TV. Emmylou did say the first six months dating sucked, so maybe she accidentally dated a married guy then?
 
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Congratulations @Platenipples ….my favourite thread title ever! Enjoy your ride with SESLou…since it’s quite a drive,can you get the tea on the married man while your at it. We’re all waiting 😂

 
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I bet EmmyLoo will be hitting the Casino tonite! It’s pretty bogan and no one really dresses up. I hope she wears something nuts 😂

At least she has some (paid) friends.

The whole complex stinks like that perfume. Even the train station lmao
 

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I bet EmmyLoo will be hitting the Casino tonite! It’s pretty bogan and no one really dresses up. I hope she wears something nuts 😂

At least she has some (paid) friends.

The whole complex stinks like that perfume. Even the train station lmao
The casino is bogan as duck! She'll probably go to some meat restaurant and slam some more steak 🤢
 
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Christ Emmypoo go back to your plastic surgeon and get your $20K refunded. You have arse cheeks on your gut and where’s your left breast? Is it under your armpit or has it slipped down your front, is your nipple leaking?
You are right there are bits where they shouldn’t be her body is so odd.
 
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This absolute dumb duck.

'GUYS! ✌ I'm Emmy Lou from Emmy Lou Loves! Here for a very special event! It's The Middle Seat Lottery!'

*Walks to 3 mock plane seats'

'Where do I sit!?'

Surely I'm not the only one that said out loud!? 'THE bleeping MIDDLE ONE DICKEHEAD'

Her asking her IPHONE CAMERAPERSON 'Is the lighting OK!?'

Uppercut yourself you dropkick.
 
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Known fact: All the screeching and swaying at a manic pace causes a lot of visceral VELOCITY of bodily parts…happens all the time
 
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I bet EmmyLoo will be hitting the Casino tonite! It’s pretty bogan and no one really dresses up. I hope she wears something nuts 😂

At least she has some (paid) friends.

The whole complex stinks like that perfume. Even the train station lmao
I have this perfume. :eek:
 
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That Jason person is an odd one - they seem to be picking and choosing our user names and phrases and putting them into their comments. When they said don’t be a snarky tart, the dump in Myer, they’ve typed homey Dooley but I think meant hooley Dooley which is something I typed in cachia’s thread recently. Maybe it’s just flagging with me because after I wrote it, I thought hmmm haven’t said that for a long time. I think they are trying to pin the nasty comments on us tattlers. But we just vent here, we don’t take it to their pages.
 
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That Jason person is an odd one - they seem to be picking and choosing our user names and phrases and putting them into their comments. When they said don’t be a snarky tart, the dump in Myer, they’ve typed homey Dooley but I think meant hooley Dooley which is something I typed in cachia’s thread recently. Maybe it’s just flagging with me because after I wrote it, I thought hmmm haven’t said that for a long time. I think they are trying to pin the nasty comments on us tattlers. But we just vent here, we don’t take it to their pages.
Agree. Could even be Bin Night Alice who keeps getting outed here and leaving in a huff. The married comments are very strange.
 
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