Emmylou Loves #31 Emmylou has done a runner, ALove has a new lover, no more Bali retreat, what a bummer

[Messychaotic - one word]

Congratulations to @Drama Filled Llama for the winning title!

You have won a very special prize indeed:

They're very bewdiful so please make sure you show them off when you're having your steak out at The Graham, turning the street into your catwalk and for the 'gram.

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Emmylou Loves #30 In the foreskin skivvy she resembles a chode, one more cheezel and her guts will explode

WTF was up with that come-hither talk 🤢 are you trying to turn someone on? Or make someone jealous with your waxed minge? I reckon Alove must like a waxed minge and that's why she's made a big deal about it this morning. Along with the sexy "Come to Mumma voice" and the strolling across the...

tattle.life

The easiest way to sum up the last thread is to say that Emmylou was absent for much of it, which caused us all to go a little stir-crazy and dig deep into our girl's old Tik Tok content. We think ALove has moved on with someone else (he was seen holding hands by one of our Tattlers).

What exciting things will our girl bring to the table in this thread? Stay tuned to find out!

 

[posty post]

Those earrings

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thanks for the new thread @Messychaotic - one word

I'll just copy this, before I lose the url.

 

[Mslane]

Still wearing those ugly shoes

 

[Sunshineandfreestuff]

She is so close to dropping to 119k followers

 

[Pollie]

Omg you guys are so right about the play school voice! “You want to get ready with me Big Ted?”

 

[suelynqueen]

Still wearing those ugly shoes

It was freezing in Melbourne today and she opts for open-toed shoes and bare legs. Makes me cold just looking at her!

 

[Yel]

Should the tag be renamed? It's currently Emmylou Maccarthy rather than loves so it isn't picked up automatically in the title now that people create it with a different name

 

[horseteeth]

I reckon she had a bit of a stay at a mental health facility. She may have even been sectioned and her phone was taken off her for a bit?
much less jaw swinging… could mean they have changed her meds/made her detox from whatever diet/speed pills she was on

 

[Simone15]

It was freezing in Melbourne today and she opts for open-toed shoes and bare legs. Makes me cold just looking at her!

And a bare twit

 

[Filter Free February]

It was freezing in Melbourne today and she opts for open-toed shoes and bare legs. Makes me cold just looking at her!

open TOAD shoes - with her trotters in them

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Should the tag be renamed? It's currently Emmylou Maccarthy rather than loves so it isn't picked up automatically in the title now that people create it with a different name

Hi @Yel We used to call them, "Emmylou MacCarthy", but then someone (one of the mods, maybe?) changed it to "Emmylou Loves" (which is fine, as that's what she calls herself on her various platforms).

PS: Sorry - I think I forgot to add the tag when I created this one.

 

[Yel]

Hi @Yel We used to call them, "Emmylou MacCarthy", but then someone (one of the mods, maybe?) changed it to "Emmylou Loves" (which is fine, as that's what she calls herself on her various platforms).

PS: Sorry - I think I forgot to add the tag when I created this one.

Thanks, I don't think it was a mod. But I'll add a poll to decide either way, just so then the tag can be changed and auto picked up

 

[posty post]

Unpopular opinion but it does look like she has lost weight. I hate to say it cos I don’t want to think that. However sure she will jam herself into some too small tit this week and we can’t wait to see that!

 

[BlanchtheSausages]

Unpopular opinion but it does look like she has lost weight. I hate to say it cos I don’t want to think that. However sure she will jam herself into some too small tit this week and we can’t wait to see that!

Yep she has definitely lost weight, probs did a food detox during her time off the Gram

 

[Mslane]

I think the dress is a bigger size thats why shev looks slimmer. Has shecworn this before??

 

[Super Cute]

It sounded like she said “before Camellia comes back into the room” when she started banging on about wax types. So does that mean C was her cameraman 🫣??

 

[screenfreelookatme]

That dress is definitely not as skin tight as the last time she wore it. Maybe she’s been offline with a nasty bout of gastro

It sounded like she said “before Camellia comes back into the room” when she started banging on about wax types. So does that mean C was her cameraman 🫣??

She should be at school today . I assumed either Suelynn or one of the other ZM ladies filling in for Leah. God forbid EL go without a cameraman for a day.

 

[DoomScroller]

Unpopular opinion but it does look like she has lost weight. I hate to say it cos I don’t want to think that. However sure she will jam herself into some too small tit this week and we can’t wait to see that!

The swelling finally went down!

 

[EmmyLou_Spew]

@Needsarealjob

I use a website called Trend Hero. I have used a few in my career, but this one I have found has the most reliable stats and allows me to track a follower to see trends up to 90 days.

I added EL to my tracking today, even though it costs me money! LOL I needed to look.

So here's an interesting trend the past 90 days

Her posting has increased

Her engagement has declined very steeply. So from my stats EL gets around 1800 new followers per month, but she is over 200 less than in may. Which means in 5 months she has lost approx 5400 + the 200. Also her engagement has tanked ... look at that rapid decline! Was it Bali? Was it her complete lack of parenting that made people unfollow?

On the 11th June she lost a whopping 242 followers. So between these 2 posts she lost 242 followers.... what do you think set people off?

I have completely wasted my only day off! lol But I just couldn't help myself!