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  1. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #135 Dandruff, fungus & a waxed off beaver. How could 🧢 ever leave her?

    EmmyLou Loves #135 Dandruff, fungus & a waxed off beaver. How could 🧢 ever leave her? * I’ll get number fixed oopsie Congrats again to @RojoCaliente for the thread title. You win a gals nite out on the town with Baby Sista SL! ELL has the kids so go party 🎉 . EmmAlou is such a babe where is...
  2. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #134 A skincare line from the shifty shunt, should be tagged 'Inspired by Gunt’

    EmmyLou Loves #134 A skincare line from the shifty shunt, should be tagged 'Inspired by Gunt’ Congrats to @RojoCaliente for the pure poetry of the new thread title!! You win an afternoon of shopping at the Reject shop ($10 limit) and cleaning of Emmylous floors*!! (BYO hazmat suit) Enjoy a long...
  3. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #133 What the heck, where is her neck?

    Emmylou Loves #133 What the heck, where is her neck? Congrats to @notgifted for the winning thread title! As a special offer you win 5% discount on the full St.Saje range!! EmmyLou will require payment upfront for $999! Pls sent to her PayPal [email protected] Another Congrats to...
  4. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #132 Looking Large and In Charge!

    Thanks @ATOLOU$ with a Collab from @hotpussy You guys win some bbq'd patties and steamed buns served atop her dinnerplate nips (or areolas as @ActiveLies has pointed out) and some white label skin care in unmarked bottles. Please remember to rub in as aggressively as possible for maximum effect.
  5. somanyteeth

    Emmylou loves #131 The hairy & scary moot is on show, would underwear that fits be an idea?

    Thanks @notgifted Absolutely cant wait to open this thread every day for the next week 🤮 However, congratulations, you win a pink g-string that she had to pry out of her ass cheeks with her thumb and then some lasagne cut with kitchen shears. Deeelish.
  6. somanyteeth

    Emmylou loves #130 should be “One louniebird in her hand is worth two Eric’s in her bush

    All is right in the world. @b!tch_eating_crackers won the title race! You win a shitzel samwidge with a festy bandaid inside. A 5 day worn but never washed Ena Pelly vomit looking motocross top and finally, some honey joys for a sweet homemade treat, bc mumma is BROKE.
  7. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #129 Is Eric Bush just her DiDi driver or was EmmyLou hoping he'd get inside her?

    EmmyLou Loves #129 Is Eric Bush just her DiDi driver or was EmmyLou hoping he'd get inside her? Congratulations to @Butt3rfly for the winning title thread! You win a home cooked meal of oxtail Salmon and sadza salad! Emmy would love to rent a have a friend over for dinner for her Instagram...
  8. screenfreelookatme

    Emmylou Loves #128 Emmy Lou has arrived in Nevada, is she rooting the Son or the Father?

    Welcome to the new thread for Emmylou from Emmylou Loves. Thank you to @Pollie for our new thread title. I’ve left a box of wipes under your pillow, so you can wipe yourself senseless 🤗 Emmylou has officially ended her silent stint and we’re now being treated to a backlog of US content. Happy...
  9. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #127 The Queen of grift in a shrine of, won't buy the kids clothes that fit.

    Fresh thread to start off the Vegas shenanigans! Well done @#freshsheetfriday You win some intimate wipes, a whole crumbed chicken, rice salad with trace amounts of feta and of course the knowledge of how to tackle a long haul flight from an experienced long haul traveller. Enjoy.
  10. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #126 Lou and Order’s on the case, sending Cybercops to Fezza’s place!

    EmmyLou Loves #126: Lou and Order’s on the case, sending Cybercops to Fezza’s place! Congrats to @ChunkyCustard for the winning thread title! We will need you to please send a Cease and Desist letter to Outspoken Podcast so they can get our name out of their filthy mouths!!! Email to...
  11. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #125 7-11 meals & her life’s a mess, she’s riding the Povo Express. Cyber security on alert

    EmmyLou Loves #125 7-11 meals & her life’s a mess, she’s riding the Povo Express. Cyber security on alert! 🚨 Congratulations to @Bishma and @hotpussy for the winning title thread. I hope you don’t mind me adding a bit extra on the end considering our circumstances. You both win a free spot in...
  12. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #124 Bub’s tits are the GOAT meanwhile Emmys just a fat bogan on a boat

    Lovely little collab from @#Super Cute and @RojoCaliente Well done team. You win a kid free weekend as its Aaron's weekend. Enjoy being fused to the couch. Previous thread...
  13. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #123 Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped runt. Suck a massive fart 🛳️

    Emmylou Loves #123 Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped runt. Suck a massive fart 🛳 Congrats to @dartsmokingpony! You win and all expenses paid trip on Emmylous Virgin cruise. Your job will be an unpaid intern/camera person and hair and make up artist. Emmy will just need to to please pick...
  14. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓

    EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓 Congrats to @Ill fitting culottes on the winning thread title! EmmyLou has Tattle in a tizzy wondering when her episode of Ready Steady Sook Cook is on! You win 50 copies of EmmyLous Christmas ebook! Just in time for Easter. She will...
  15. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #121 Farken food fondling freak!

    Well done @Director of Mugs You win a date with The Boss ™️ at ZM HQ. A personalised fashion experience where you learn how to stack your rings and finally some frozen snitchel wraps.
  16. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #120 if you ain't feeding me, financing me or farken me, I don't owe you nuffin'

    Emmylou Loves #120 if you ain't feeding me, financing me or farken me, I don't owe you nuffin’ Group effort! Congratulations to @TwentyTwentyWon for the LIVE! recrap to end all Live recraps and @makeitstop for the thread suggestion. The Fezzas smashed out the likes in less than 24 hours! Look...
  17. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #119 The Albert Park Hotel has entered the chat!

    EmmyLou Loves #119 The Albert Park Hotel has entered the chat! Congrats to @YellowFingerDustforDays on your winning title! What drama what controversy! You win dinner for two with yourself and EmmyLou at The Albert Park Hotel! Steaks for all! Hold the fries. She will just need to to pick up...
  18. Director of Mugs

    Emmylou Loves #118 Veneers brang the goss, there’s no more farkin’ Zoe Loss!

    Welcome to thread #118. Title credit goes to @exflighty. It's Aaron's weekend. So Emmy is spending it watching basketball. Don't forget to check out the Wiki and media gallery.
  19. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #117 Never gets it right for the dress code, always managing to look like a short chode

    EmmyLou Loves #117 Never gets it right for the dress code, always managing to look like a short chode Congrats to @Pollie yet again for the thread title! Twice in a row. This call for a special treat. You and Emmy, the Mitsubishi and the hot springs. BYO sausages! --- I’m getting the thread...
  20. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #116 Hates her kids, her undies have skids and her tits are like a pair of lids

    EmmyLou Loves #116. Hates her kids, her undies have skids and her tits are like a pair of lids Congrats to @Pollie for another winning thread title! Just pick up your iPhone and some mood lighting you are wanted at the hovel to take some boudoir photos of Big Mumma and Babe. The children have...
  21. S

    Emmylou Loves #115 Swam so far, nearly needed CPR

    Listen, I don't have anything particularly witty to open with, and I gotta get back to my oondon noodles on the stove, but big love to @oxtailslop with the winning thread title! Props to @slap2fish2gether for DefibLou. Bravery Award to @#Super Cute for getting down in the sand and snapping our...
  22. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #114 Fat ass flop

    EmmyLou Loves #114 Fat ass flop Congrats to @emmygluewho for your words!! Truly sums up our butter ball in many ways, physically, financially, emotionally. You win the special opportunity to assist with Mummas Go Fund Me: The ATO said I owe them but I ain’t done nuffin please send donations...
  23. S

    Emmylou Loves #113 Low hanging tits, dinner plate nips, jiggly bits and Mac ‘n’ Cheese lips.

    Congrats @StickyTapeTits on the thread title! Your Kmart charity bear, a pre worn (and unwashed) pair of size 12 Camilla bikini bottoms and a few leftover sticky chicken wings should be arriving in the post any day soon, in a pre loved Bymaay bag! Actually, on second thought, times are tough and...
  24. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #112 Emmylou’s hurtin’ for a squirtin’, is Alove entangled in her sweaty beef curtains?

    Thank you @screenfreelookatme Cant wait to tune into this title for the next few days. You get some tripe and tendons for dinner, a free copy of her eBook if you just pay the $9.95 shipping to your email and 30% of zoe moss. Merry Christmas! Also, both of these titles were a winner! And...
  25. somanyteeth

    EmmyLou Loves #111 Oh excuse me Mr ATO, can I pay you back in hustleback bodado?

    Congratulations @MuchProfeshAthlete on the winning title. You win some cinnamon scrolls that were proved in the mitsi, a giant catfish with some adorning anal beads and a fondled jalapeño. Make sure to wash your hands before you touch your bits tho. Dont want a stingy clit. Well fezzas, did...