Emmylou Loves Gossip Forum

Congrats @YellowFingerDustforDays You win a human sized set of St Saj and a date with temu John and Temu Kanye. Emmy will be the chef, you'll get half cooked, dehydrated chicken. Good luck to your guts

Congrats Fezzas…#156 was a group effort: @deploytheturtles @KmartByron and @notgifted on not quite a thread title, but it had the most likes. Had to tweak it to make it fit.

Congrats brother. You get the chance to film amy in the shower while she shows us how to wash her vig back. Then she'll eat your lamb shish.

@Pollie for the win. Oops she did it again, EmmyLou failed to pay her rego in February and was thus driving unregistered for 40 WHOLE DAYS. Was she going to blame the tax man again?

New thread Winner winner chook shitzel dinner for @FeelsLikeBudder

Congrats @somanyteeth Although not the highest voted, it fits with her current shenanigans. You win a bowl of gorgeous bouncy noodles and some schnacks from Lawsons of your choice. As a bonus now that Baby SMT is 9 months old, I’ll even throw in a shitzel for the flight home.

Thanks to @foxtrotuniformcharliekilo for the winning title. IKEA cabinets, a mountain of bags, and wall plaques are on their way. Make sure you have cleared a space in the middle of your lounge for them to live. (first time thread maker. If I stuffed it up. Apologies fezzas)

@ChunkyCustard Congratulations on the most likes (71) for the winning thread title. (I had to make some little tweaks to fit it in) You get to sit outside the fence at Rod Laver Arena and watch the mixed doubles on a giant TV on the other side of the hill. We'll throw in a fake Cartier...

And the winner is…. @RojoCaliente Congrats. You win a tin of Plumrose Cocktail Franks….skinless and life size.

Congratulations @AJAYA on the winning thread title. I couldn't put the C-Bomb in the title, so used some Kath & Kim creativity. Sorry all, it couldn't be used and I totally understand why, but will work on getting a new title created. You have won a blow up plastic dog, some crusty bikinis...

Congrats @ChunkyCustard you smashed it with this one. A gently used blow up snag dog is on its way to you.

Congrats to @slap2fish2gether ! Carry on 💅

Congratulations @pixie spotty on the thread title.

And the most liked title goes to… @screenfreelookatme

Thanks @Pollie

Congrats @Bishma You win a giant canvas of emmys lopsided labia. I dont think we've gone through a thread quite so quickly in quite a while. Looking forward to what this one brings

Well done @YankeeRoo I dont even know what prize to give you. Emmy has given the greatest gift to date by launching this new failure. But congratulations nevertheless. ( i decided to leave the whole screenshot so we start the thread with a bang 😂).

Congrats @Pollie You win a burgundy sack filled with shit from the hovel and some scones with cream...

EmmyLou Loves #139 CharityLou is in da house, but St.Sa.j. socials are as quiet as a mouse Congrats to @Esme Watson for the winning thread title! It was very popular. What’s not popular is St.Sa.j socials! Skin Guru-Lou will need you to please drop everything and come to the hovel asap for some...

Congratulations @#freshsheetfriday on the winning thread title with 42 votes. You get a front row seat in the hovel to watch our little Tellytubby strip off and rub the lotion on it's skin.

Its launch month, apparently. Let the games begin! Congrats @Bishma you will take home some re frozen chicken slop and a bowl of cucumber and coriander. Previous thread...

EmmyLou Loves #136 Emmy didn’t ask Aaron to pay his share, she knows he never would because he left her in a chair! 🪑 Congratulations to @Pollie for the winning thread title and taking us down memory lane. ALove has the chair in his garage no one wanted to buy it when can you pic it up? You...

EmmyLou Loves #135 Dandruff, fungus & a waxed off beaver. How could 🧢 ever leave her? * I’ll get number fixed oopsie Congrats again to @RojoCaliente for the thread title. You win a gals nite out on the town with Baby Sista SL! ELL has the kids so go party 🎉 . EmmAlou is such a babe where is...

EmmyLou Loves #134 A skincare line from the shifty shunt, should be tagged 'Inspired by Gunt’ Congrats to @RojoCaliente for the pure poetry of the new thread title!! You win an afternoon of shopping at the Reject shop ($10 limit) and cleaning of Emmylous floors*!! (BYO hazmat suit) Enjoy a long...

Emmylou Loves #133 What the heck, where is her neck? Congrats to @notgifted for the winning thread title! As a special offer you win 5% discount on the full St.Saje range!! EmmyLou will require payment upfront for $999! Pls sent to her PayPal [email protected] Another Congrats to...