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  1. Butt3rfly

    Emmylou Loves #167

    Congratulations also on scoring the Social Media Content Creator job at St Vaj. Absolutely unbelievable scenes. One minute you’re battling for survival at Le Hovelle, the next you’re legally employed to stalk trends, overuse Canva, and say “we need more engagement” in meetings you weren’t...
  2. Butt3rfly

    Emmylou Loves #166 Emmy Lou, you trifling hoe , give some money to the ATO.

    @Pollie wins thread title again with this little ditty. You win a spot on the Vainish Podcast with the plastic twits Bec and Jess. Don't forget to tell them that as part of your beauty routine, you use marcella wipes on the ol vaj and tell them how much you love 🍆, especially when it's from...
  3. Butt3rfly

    Emmylou Loves #165 Gym form is terrible, her clothes are unwearable, her kids are no longer shareable & her tax is declarable

    Congrats to our very own Slim (something EmmyLou will never be) Shady @Pollie on the winning thread title (tweaked to fit). You have won a weekend away staying somewhere in West Minister, followed by a delicious lunch at the Burrow Markets. Don't forget to visit Sell Fridges to see if they do...
  4. team dudmum

    Emmylou Loves #164 She is so unfortunately put together

    Congrats to @makeitstop for winning thread title! Your prize is a set of worlds most expensive Turkish towels and a lifetime supply of efficacy. As you were...
  5. ketchup menace

    EmmyLou Loves #163 Microwave dinner at the gym, home life looks pretty grim

    New thread title bragging rights goes to @lifeispeachy You also win some non-layered rainbow jelly, and some alley-oops in the driveway with Alove and Sage. Specifically so you can avoid Emmy and her ❤️ 🤮
  6. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou Loves #162 Who Is Amelia Brown A wet scent by ProlapsedLouterus

    Congrats @notgifted for the thread suggestion. You win a lifetime supply of whatever Amelia Brown is and a free check up with your gynaecologist for your prolapsed louterus.
  7. Butt3rfly

    Emmylou Loves #161 The quick trip to Vegas was nice, but it's not as good as half price rice.

    Congrats @notgifted on the new thread title. Maybe Tattle admin will now reinstate your profile pic. Or you can stock up on half price rice at Woollies
  8. somanyteeth

    Emmylou loves #160 Sad sack Emmy will tell you she rocks, but the only ones listening to her are the carpet socks

    Congrats to @Gomi goner on winning the title. You win some immodium and a free photoshoot in a Formula 1 motel bathroom. Special mention to @b!tch_eating_crackers for coining the term carpet socks, you dont win anything this time sorry.
  9. ketchup menace

    EmmyLou Loves #159 SwineSphincterLou living large with the penthouse view.

    @notgifted you came up with this hot mess of a title, thanks to inspo from some other fezzas. You can all share a room at the St Saj hotel night, remember, it's fancy but with Emmy showing you how best to use her skincare (take no notes, do the opposite). Oh and when the Imodium car shows up...
  10. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou Loves #158 The St Saj ads are becoming unbearable, mostly because Lou’s tits are terrible.

    Congrats @Pollie on the winning title. You win an orange and a bottle of sirrum.
  11. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #157 More eato than keto, it's Emmylou DeVito.

    Congrats @YellowFingerDustforDays You win a human sized set of St Saj and a date with temu John and Temu Kanye. Emmy will be the chef, you'll get half cooked, dehydrated chicken. Good luck to your guts
  12. Butt3rfly

    Emmylou Loves #156 Scoffing down Twisties and giving unenthusiastic wristies.

    Congrats Fezzas…#156 was a group effort: @deploytheturtles @KmartByron and @notgifted on not quite a thread title, but it had the most likes. Had to tweak it to make it fit.
  13. somanyteeth

    Emmylou loves #155 Knob gobblin', LaryngitisLou!

    Congrats brother. You get the chance to film amy in the shower while she shows us how to wash her vig back. Then she'll eat your lamb shish.
  14. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou loves #154 Give us somethink you little chode, maybe make a call to VicRoads?

    @Pollie for the win. Oops she did it again, EmmyLou failed to pay her rego in February and was thus driving unregistered for 40 WHOLE DAYS. Was she going to blame the tax man again?
  15. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou Loves #153 SumoLlamaDharmerLou with her pork chop cheeks, flys kids to Japan and all they do is eat.

    New thread Winner winner chook shitzel dinner for @FeelsLikeBudder
  16. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou Loves #152 Well f me sideways, it’s HarajuLou 🇯🇵

    Congrats @somanyteeth Although not the highest voted, it fits with her current shenanigans. You win a bowl of gorgeous bouncy noodles and some schnacks from Lawsons of your choice. As a bonus now that Baby SMT is 9 months old, I’ll even throw in a shitzel for the flight home.
  17. FeelsLikeBudder

    Emmylou Loves #151 Healthy, wealthy & wise? Try porky, grifting & lying about her size.

    Thanks to @foxtrotuniformcharliekilo for the winning title. IKEA cabinets, a mountain of bags, and wall plaques are on their way. Make sure you have cleared a space in the middle of your lounge for them to live. (first time thread maker. If I stuffed it up. Apologies fezzas)
  18. Bishma

    EmmyLou Loves #150 Break out your Dolce kettle & put on your best Chanelle. 150 threads of Emmy's special brand of hell

    @ChunkyCustard Congratulations on the most likes (71) for the winning thread title. (I had to make some little tweaks to fit it in) You get to sit outside the fence at Rod Laver Arena and watch the mixed doubles on a giant TV on the other side of the hill. We'll throw in a fake Cartier...
  19. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou Loves #149 Emmy straddling a blow up poodle, how long til it's ALove's doodle? 🤮

    And the winner is…. @RojoCaliente Congrats. You win a tin of Plumrose Cocktail Franks….skinless and life size.
  20. Bishma

    EmmyLou Loves #148 Soft porn, won't you please think of ur 1st born?!

    Congratulations @AJAYA on the winning thread title. I couldn't put the C-Bomb in the title, so used some Kath & Kim creativity. Sorry all, it couldn't be used and I totally understand why, but will work on getting a new title created. You have won a blow up plastic dog, some crusty bikinis...
  21. somanyteeth

    Emmylou_loves #147 Squat on a cactus and straddle a dog, piss off Emmy you’re a grade A flog

    Congrats @ChunkyCustard you smashed it with this one. A gently used blow up snag dog is on its way to you.
  22. Kalesmoothie

    EmmyLou Loves #146 ghetto rut, all the boys say nup nup nup

    Congrats to @slap2fish2gether ! Carry on 💅
  23. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou Loves #145 Stop trying to make St Saj happen!

    Congratulations @pixie spotty on the thread title.
  24. Butt3rfly

    EmmyLou Loves #144 The bigger the eyes, the bigger the lies.

    And the most liked title goes to… @screenfreelookatme
  25. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #143

    Thanks @Pollie