Emmylou Loves Gossip Forum

Welcome to the new thread for Emmylou from Emmylou Loves. Thank you to @Pollie for our new thread title. I’ve left a box of wipes under your pillow, so you can wipe yourself senseless 🤗 Emmylou has officially ended her silent stint and we’re now being treated to a backlog of US content. Happy...

Fresh thread to start off the Vegas shenanigans! Well done @#freshsheetfriday You win some intimate wipes, a whole crumbed chicken, rice salad with trace amounts of feta and of course the knowledge of how to tackle a long haul flight from an experienced long haul traveller. Enjoy.

EmmyLou Loves #126: Lou and Order’s on the case, sending Cybercops to Fezza’s place! Congrats to @ChunkyCustard for the winning thread title! We will need you to please send a Cease and Desist letter to Outspoken Podcast so they can get our name out of their filthy mouths!!! Email to...

EmmyLou Loves #125 7-11 meals & her life’s a mess, she’s riding the Povo Express. Cyber security on alert! 🚨 Congratulations to @Bishma and @hotpussy for the winning title thread. I hope you don’t mind me adding a bit extra on the end considering our circumstances. You both win a free spot in...

Lovely little collab from @#Super Cute and @RojoCaliente Well done team. You win a kid free weekend as its Aaron's weekend. Enjoy being fused to the couch. Previous thread...

Emmylou Loves #123 Sore loser, narcissistic, brick shaped runt. Suck a massive fart 🛳 Congrats to @dartsmokingpony! You win and all expenses paid trip on Emmylous Virgin cruise. Your job will be an unpaid intern/camera person and hair and make up artist. Emmy will just need to to please pick...

EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓 Congrats to @Ill fitting culottes on the winning thread title! EmmyLou has Tattle in a tizzy wondering when her episode of Ready Steady Sook Cook is on! You win 50 copies of EmmyLous Christmas ebook! Just in time for Easter. She will...

Well done @Director of Mugs You win a date with The Boss ™️ at ZM HQ. A personalised fashion experience where you learn how to stack your rings and finally some frozen snitchel wraps.

Emmylou Loves #120 if you ain't feeding me, financing me or farken me, I don't owe you nuffin’ Group effort! Congratulations to @TwentyTwentyWon for the LIVE! recrap to end all Live recraps and @makeitstop for the thread suggestion. The Fezzas smashed out the likes in less than 24 hours! Look...

EmmyLou Loves #119 The Albert Park Hotel has entered the chat! Congrats to @YellowFingerDustforDays on your winning title! What drama what controversy! You win dinner for two with yourself and EmmyLou at The Albert Park Hotel! Steaks for all! Hold the fries. She will just need to to pick up...

Welcome to thread #118. Title credit goes to @exflighty. It's Aaron's weekend. So Emmy is spending it watching basketball. Don't forget to check out the Wiki and media gallery.

EmmyLou Loves #117 Never gets it right for the dress code, always managing to look like a short chode Congrats to @Pollie yet again for the thread title! Twice in a row. This call for a special treat. You and Emmy, the Mitsubishi and the hot springs. BYO sausages! --- I’m getting the thread...

EmmyLou Loves #116. Hates her kids, her undies have skids and her tits are like a pair of lids Congrats to @Pollie for another winning thread title! Just pick up your iPhone and some mood lighting you are wanted at the hovel to take some boudoir photos of Big Mumma and Babe. The children have...

Listen, I don't have anything particularly witty to open with, and I gotta get back to my oondon noodles on the stove, but big love to @oxtailslop with the winning thread title! Props to @slap2fish2gether for DefibLou. Bravery Award to @#Super Cute for getting down in the sand and snapping our...

EmmyLou Loves #114 Fat ass flop Congrats to @emmygluewho for your words!! Truly sums up our butter ball in many ways, physically, financially, emotionally. You win the special opportunity to assist with Mummas Go Fund Me: The ATO said I owe them but I ain’t done nuffin please send donations...

Congrats @StickyTapeTits on the thread title! Your Kmart charity bear, a pre worn (and unwashed) pair of size 12 Camilla bikini bottoms and a few leftover sticky chicken wings should be arriving in the post any day soon, in a pre loved Bymaay bag! Actually, on second thought, times are tough and...

Thank you @screenfreelookatme Cant wait to tune into this title for the next few days. You get some tripe and tendons for dinner, a free copy of her eBook if you just pay the $9.95 shipping to your email and 30% of zoe moss. Merry Christmas! Also, both of these titles were a winner! And...

Congratulations @MuchProfeshAthlete on the winning title. You win some cinnamon scrolls that were proved in the mitsi, a giant catfish with some adorning anal beads and a fondled jalapeño. Make sure to wash your hands before you touch your bits tho. Dont want a stingy clit. Well fezzas, did...

Congratulations @Hellojanuary - you win a shiny new abacus to help you add up tax debts, a whole stack of yeasty fresh cinnamon scrolls, and a size 20 12 blazer from Zoe Loss! Carry on Fezzas!

EmmyLou Loves # 109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel and gusset filled with flies, mouth full of minced pies 🤷‍♀️🥮🎄🪰 A @SnarkyTart & @Michy02 & @#Super Cute (gusset) thread title collab! 🎉 EmmyLou has decided to give us early access to her Xmas ebook! Lucky us. She’s wanting...

EmmyLou Loves # 8 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed congratulations to @ChunkyCustard with yet another winning thread! You win the opportunity to go through Emmylous receipts for the past 2 years!! Bring your calculator!! Emmy would also love you to pop on down to the Flop shop to...

OMH I really hope this works and no-one minds my creative butchering, we can all sing along, we know what we're doing!

Congrats @ChunkyCustard On the winning title. You get a woolies sugar free pavlova and some Temu door knockers. Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/emmylou-loves-105-thinkin-she-looks-sexy-tryna-be-a-flirt-when-she-really-looks-like-a-busted-frankfurt.42726/

Congratulations @exflighty on your title. I had to make a couple of small changes to fit it in. As old mate is going to Oaks day tomorrow - I thought I'd do a Poll (sort of like a cup draw to get into the theme of things) I'm not sure about everyone else - but I cannot wait for tomorrow's...

Emmylou Loves #104: A fitting end for the grifty fat bitch, her company and life is now in the ditch Congratulations to @slap2fish2gether for yet another winning thread title! 🎉 Put your polo top on it’s time to delivery some pizzas with EmmyLou 🍕 Let’s guess what other items she’s going to...