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  1. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #121 Farken food fondling freak!

    Well done @Director of Mugs You win a date with The Boss ™️ at ZM HQ. A personalised fashion experience where you learn how to stack your rings and finally some frozen snitchel wraps.
  2. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #120 if you ain't feeding me, financing me or farken me, I don't owe you nuffin'

    Emmylou Loves #120 if you ain't feeding me, financing me or farken me, I don't owe you nuffin’ Group effort! Congratulations to @TwentyTwentyWon for the LIVE! recrap to end all Live recraps and @makeitstop for the thread suggestion. The Fezzas smashed out the likes in less than 24 hours! Look...
  3. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #119 The Albert Park Hotel has entered the chat!

    EmmyLou Loves #119 The Albert Park Hotel has entered the chat! Congrats to @YellowFingerDustforDays on your winning title! What drama what controversy! You win dinner for two with yourself and EmmyLou at The Albert Park Hotel! Steaks for all! Hold the fries. She will just need to to pick up...
  4. Director of Mugs

    Emmylou Loves #118 Veneers brang the goss, there’s no more farkin’ Zoe Loss!

    Welcome to thread #118. Title credit goes to @exflighty. It's Aaron's weekend. So Emmy is spending it watching basketball. Don't forget to check out the Wiki and media gallery.
  5. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #117 Never gets it right for the dress code, always managing to look like a short chode

    EmmyLou Loves #117 Never gets it right for the dress code, always managing to look like a short chode Congrats to @Pollie yet again for the thread title! Twice in a row. This call for a special treat. You and Emmy, the Mitsubishi and the hot springs. BYO sausages! --- I’m getting the thread...
  6. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #116 Hates her kids, her undies have skids and her tits are like a pair of lids

    EmmyLou Loves #116. Hates her kids, her undies have skids and her tits are like a pair of lids Congrats to @Pollie for another winning thread title! Just pick up your iPhone and some mood lighting you are wanted at the hovel to take some boudoir photos of Big Mumma and Babe. The children have...
  7. SnarkyTart

    Emmylou Loves #115 Swam so far, nearly needed CPR

    Listen, I don't have anything particularly witty to open with, and I gotta get back to my oondon noodles on the stove, but big love to @oxtailslop with the winning thread title! Props to @slap2fish2gether for DefibLou. Bravery Award to @#Super Cute for getting down in the sand and snapping our...
  8. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #114 Fat ass flop

    EmmyLou Loves #114 Fat ass flop Congrats to @emmygluewho for your words!! Truly sums up our butter ball in many ways, physically, financially, emotionally. You win the special opportunity to assist with Mummas Go Fund Me: The ATO said I owe them but I ain’t done nuffin please send donations...
  9. SnarkyTart

    Emmylou Loves #113 Low hanging tits, dinner plate nips, jiggly bits and Mac ‘n’ Cheese lips.

    Congrats @StickyTapeTits on the thread title! Your Kmart charity bear, a pre worn (and unwashed) pair of size 12 Camilla bikini bottoms and a few leftover sticky chicken wings should be arriving in the post any day soon, in a pre loved Bymaay bag! Actually, on second thought, times are tough and...
  10. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #112 Emmylou’s hurtin’ for a squirtin’, is Alove entangled in her sweaty beef curtains?

    Thank you @screenfreelookatme Cant wait to tune into this title for the next few days. You get some tripe and tendons for dinner, a free copy of her eBook if you just pay the $9.95 shipping to your email and 30% of zoe moss. Merry Christmas! Also, both of these titles were a winner! And...
  11. somanyteeth

    EmmyLou Loves #111 Oh excuse me Mr ATO, can I pay you back in hustleback bodado?

    Congratulations @MuchProfeshAthlete on the winning title. You win some cinnamon scrolls that were proved in the mitsi, a giant catfish with some adorning anal beads and a fondled jalapeño. Make sure to wash your hands before you touch your bits tho. Dont want a stingy clit. Well fezzas, did...
  12. ChunkyCustard

    EmmyLou Loves #110 LazyLou and the $161318.44 tax debt

    Congratulations @Hellojanuary - you win a shiny new abacus to help you add up tax debts, a whole stack of yeasty fresh cinnamon scrolls, and a size 20 12 blazer from Zoe Loss! Carry on Fezzas!
  13. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel & gusset filled with flies

    EmmyLou Loves # 109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel and gusset filled with flies, mouth full of minced pies 🤷‍♀️🥮🎄🪰 A @SnarkyTart & @Michy02 & @#Super Cute (gusset) thread title collab! 🎉 EmmyLou has decided to give us early access to her Xmas ebook! Lucky us. She’s wanting...
  14. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #108 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed

    EmmyLou Loves # 8 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed congratulations to @ChunkyCustard with yet another winning thread! You win the opportunity to go through Emmylous receipts for the past 2 years!! Bring your calculator!! Emmy would also love you to pop on down to the Flop shop to...
  15. Filter Free February

    Emmylou Loves #107 JinglebellsmyvagsmellsSuelynranawayflapjacktitsworsedressedlistbankruptcyonitsway hey!

    OMH I really hope this works and no-one minds my creative butchering, we can all sing along, we know what we're doing!
  16. somanyteeth

    Emmylou Loves #106 Tampax Lou made the worst dressed list, no Konrad grinding left the Tattler’s pissed.

    Congrats @ChunkyCustard On the winning title. You get a woolies sugar free pavlova and some Temu door knockers. Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/emmylou-loves-105-thinkin-she-looks-sexy-tryna-be-a-flirt-when-she-really-looks-like-a-busted-frankfurt.42726/
  17. Oops I did it again

    Emmylou Loves #105 thinkin she looks sexy & tryna be a flirt, when she really looks like a busted Frankfurt

    Congratulations @exflighty on your title. I had to make a couple of small changes to fit it in. As old mate is going to Oaks day tomorrow - I thought I'd do a Poll (sort of like a cup draw to get into the theme of things) I'm not sure about everyone else - but I cannot wait for tomorrow's...
  18. Michy02

    Emmylou Loves #104 A fitting end for the grifty fat witch, her company and life is now in the ditch

    Emmylou Loves #104: A fitting end for the grifty fat bitch, her company and life is now in the ditch Congratulations to @slap2fish2gether for yet another winning thread title! 🎉 Put your polo top on it’s time to delivery some pizzas with EmmyLou 🍕 Let’s guess what other items she’s going to...
  19. somanyteeth

    EmmyLou Loves #103 Breakfast at Brad's wearing only a bra - next thing you know, Emmy's got no car.

    Congratulations @Oops I did it again Very fitting winner with all the latest developments happening, thanks to @Broken Veneers for their outstanding investigative journalism. Lets raise a glass to the wild ride we are about to experience 🍹
  20. Oops I did it again

    Emmylou Loves #102 From Zimietnamese to fake Yees, everyone rolls their eyes and says, puh-LEEZE

    @ketchup menace you are on a sausage Roll! Another winning thread with 58 likes. Congratulations. Now the warmer weather is here: Bombies at the pool Toe rings in the sand Bikinis with gunt removal on show Podadoe Salad on the regular and Mumma dropping more $$$ on herself and not the The...
  21. Oops I did it again

    EmmyLou Loves #101 Sausage rolls and pancake tits, Lou’s in triple figures of giving us the hits.

    Congratulations @ChunkyCustard on the most liked thread suggestion. :) How appropriate with your name and the Vanilla Slice eating competition Muma June had with herself this week while under the influence. I'd love the return of a @#Super Cute recap. ;)
  22. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #100 100 threads of this magical mess, will she celebrate by wearing her dolphin dress? 🐬

    EmmyLou Loves #100: 100 threads of this magical mess, will she celebrate by wearing her dolphin dress? 🐬 Omg screaming, crying, throwing up we Fezzas have made it to the 100th EmmyLou Loves thread!!! 🎉 Congratulations to @Pollie for the winning thread 🏆🥇 To commemorate this occasion please...
  23. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves #99 No matter how far or how wide she roams, Mumma still calls the buffet home! 🍗🥩

    EmmyLou Loves #99 No matter how far or how wide she roams, Mumma still calls the buffet home! 🍗🥩 Congratulations to @MuchProfeshAthlete ! Mumma is on her way to your house for a vaycay! 🍊🧳 please send your address to [email protected] hope you like ice cream! 🍦 💨💩🚽
  24. Oops I did it again

    EmmyLou Loves #98 Went to Vegas thinking she'd get slammed. But we all found out she just got scammed!

    @Pollie - what a thread title. The giant toddler has gone quiet the past few days after a MadDogBusy week last week. From a Gossip site being told that her Vegas trip with Babe#3 was just a poor middle aged mum of 3 being scammed out of $13k. From wearing a lab coat and clodhoppers at the...
  25. Michy02

    EmmyLou Loves Thread #97 From pots & pans to Only Fans! In her lacy lawngere, flaps on full display 🤪

    EmmyLou Loves Thread #97 From pots & pans to Only Fans! In her lacy lawngere, flaps on full display 🤪 Congrats to me 😂