Recrap incoming (grab some popcorn
madness and settle in…)
Thread #87 found US still in the dessert state of NAVADA for OUR
Porked in the USA tour. Who made the dessert so farken hawt Fezzas
When does daylight savings end in NAVADA? CRAZY HAWT!!
A giggly tour of the local supermarket with American shit n stuff saw US dive dick deep into the international gastronomy experience that is Mac n Cheese by Gay La Dot. This shit is farken CRAZY!!
Some supreme cinematography skill saw US get random cheeky peeks of Babe 2.0/3.0 and a Daddy Babe as bonus content from time to time but Fezzas we’re becoming increasingly confused and unsettled by apparent time slips, relationship status and living arrangements in Lost Vagus. WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs
After a tipping the bellhop a used POVO cap and Zoe Moss pink crop, a sneaky shoot poolside at the Bellbridge in OUR
@Krusty_kini resulted in Fezzas worldwide cancelling their Accor hotel memberships in protest
CRAZY!!!
It was indeed a time to be alive when OUR clever fren
@Sure…Media! opened her journal and manifested the Postcards from the Edge chronicles. At the page 5 mark of the thread, Fezzas were grinning like Treasure Cats and crumping in OUR G-bangers in kitchens from Belmont to Bunbury at the return of OUR BFF
@SnarkyTart. Finally released from a cheeky stay in Shitness Protection, Snarks popped in to make US a salmon burrito bowl and take a swim in OUR spa #wotavibe
#snarkyreturns
WE were giddy in
our Vida’s Daisy dukes over grocery shopping with/without Babe 2.0/3.0. Oh so much farken ice cream Fezzas!! “Get in mah belly!!” OUR hunt for Lemon Myrtle cookies resulted in a Babe 4.0 being parked for future use #prayersforroyce
Frideee night WE went back to the Bendigo Fountain and got a farken dirty street hot dog. So many people in Merica like to be ready for Halloween early so WE got asked several times where to order the sparkly Grimace costume WE were wearing. CRAZY MERICANS!!
STFU Fezzas, Babe 2.0/3.0 DOES have a fricken
boner for love US!! This
@#Super Cute Vegas Romeo cleaned OUR farken sneakers!! For free!!! CRAZY IMPRESSIVE !!
(NB At this point Babe 5.0 was also parked for future use) #prayersforzaytheshoecleaneractorDJsingerdancer
WE put on OUR elastic waisted jumpsuits and headed to the Back Anal Buffet for the Noah’s Ark special and some farken carb free Mac n Cheese n shit followed up next mornin with a friken pancake burger at the Black Beard
Diner.
[Activity: Reader to create their own mouth story re tour of the grocery section of Walmart. Must contain the following words: farken, holy shit, oh mah farken gawd, farken huge, curly fries, Killer Hogs, Slap Ya Mama]
Timelines, AirBnB’s and the age of consent conspiracies still messed with Fezzas as Babe 2.0/3.0 dipped his ‘toe’ in Lou Lou Jar Productions. As chief cameraman filming EmmyLou Loves Producer Presenter werking to soft launch some c^nt of a show in her werk for Stanmazonisneyflix.
To be continued……
PSA
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