Ok guys.
I hope I did this right.
My anxiety was not great seeing us on page 52
I have no idea how to write or recap (please rescue me @sure...media! Why can I never tag you?)
But basically after being MIA for 9 days, she came back with a new lease on life. in the space of 5 days She gifted us a front row show to her hairy minge getting waxed and then did her basic slacktivism bullshit by posing like a sultry skank for a domestic violence campaign.
She's definitely lost weight but its probably bc she just drank juice all week and cried over her ex defactos new partner.
Anyway im too angry her this week to try and remember what else to write sorry guys.
But congratulations to @ChunkyCustard for the winning thread title.
You get some curry thats been left on the bench for a week and free clam wax from our favourite aesthetician.
Ok you guys are all super sleuths!
I can rarely watch her stories twice through to ever pick up on deleted chunks.
But it all makes sense. On her time off she went hard on tinder and made a date for this week. Thats why Mondays asshole wax was so last minute.
She was probably so pumped for her date and then got stood up and quite frankly, couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Suck tit emmylouonewordnohyphen.
I hope I did this right.
My anxiety was not great seeing us on page 52
I have no idea how to write or recap (please rescue me @sure...media! Why can I never tag you?)
But basically after being MIA for 9 days, she came back with a new lease on life. in the space of 5 days She gifted us a front row show to her hairy minge getting waxed and then did her basic slacktivism bullshit by posing like a sultry skank for a domestic violence campaign.
She's definitely lost weight but its probably bc she just drank juice all week and cried over her ex defactos new partner.
Anyway im too angry her this week to try and remember what else to write sorry guys.
But congratulations to @ChunkyCustard for the winning thread title.
You get some curry thats been left on the bench for a week and free clam wax from our favourite aesthetician.
Emmylou Loves #31 Emmylou has done a runner, ALove has a new lover, no more Bali retreat, what a bummer
Only benefit to a sick baby being up all night is getting to catch up on these fast moving threads š¤Ŗ Hope your little one is better asap ā¤
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Ok you guys are all super sleuths!
I can rarely watch her stories twice through to ever pick up on deleted chunks.
But it all makes sense. On her time off she went hard on tinder and made a date for this week. Thats why Mondays asshole wax was so last minute.
She was probably so pumped for her date and then got stood up and quite frankly, couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Suck tit emmylouonewordnohyphen.
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