Emmylou Loves #104: A fitting end for the grifty fat bitch, her company and life is now in the ditch
Congratulations to @slap2fish2gether for yet another winning thread title! 🎉
Put your polo top on it’s time to delivery some pizzas with EmmyLou 🍕
Let’s guess what other items she’s going to...
Congratulations @Oops I did it again
Very fitting winner with all the latest developments happening, thanks to @Broken Veneers for their outstanding investigative journalism.
Lets raise a glass to the wild ride we are about to experience 🍹
@ketchup menace you are on a sausage Roll! Another winning thread with 58 likes. Congratulations.
Now the warmer weather is here:
Bombies at the pool
Toe rings in the sand
Bikinis with gunt removal on show
Podadoe Salad on the regular
and Mumma dropping more $$$ on herself and not the The...
Congratulations @ChunkyCustard on the most liked thread suggestion. :)
How appropriate with your name and the Vanilla Slice eating competition Muma June had with herself this week while under the influence.
I'd love the return of a @#Super Cute recap. ;)
EmmyLou Loves #100: 100 threads of this magical mess, will she celebrate by wearing her dolphin dress? 🐬
Omg screaming, crying, throwing up we Fezzas have made it to the 100th EmmyLou Loves thread!!! 🎉
Congratulations to @Pollie for the winning thread 🏆🥇
To commemorate this occasion please...
EmmyLou Loves #99 No matter how far or how wide she roams, Mumma still calls the buffet home! 🍗🥩
Congratulations to @MuchProfeshAthlete ! Mumma is on her way to your house for a vaycay! 🍊🧳 please send your address to mumma@emmylounofriends.com hope you like ice cream! 🍦 💨💩🚽
@Pollie - what a thread title.
The giant toddler has gone quiet the past few days after a MadDogBusy week last week. From a Gossip site being told that her Vegas trip with Babe#3 was just a poor middle aged mum of 3 being scammed out of $13k. From wearing a lab coat and clodhoppers at the...
EmmyLou Loves #96 Pancake tits and exposed cl*ts, she gives no fucks that nothing fits
Congratulations to our late entry and new thread title winner @slap2fish2gether ! I made it PG just in case 🙈
You win a half coffee, half banana, extra ice, protein scoop smoothie! Come pick it up from Port...
EmmyLou Loves #95 Stuffing her face with a cinnamon scroll but no way will the kids get a burger roll 😭
Congrats to @Pollie let’s hope mumma doesn’t have to wait 12 months before her next cinnamon scroll.
You win a free dance lesson with AmyLou on the Pier ✌🏻Get your best Michael Course on...
EmmyLou Loves #94 Blue chux of doom and a face like the moon 😂
Thank you to @Baby Snark for the thread title!
You win a couples Brazilian waxing with EmmyLoo! Hope you aren't too shy!
EmmyLou Loves #92 Winter woes, drying clothes, dirty toes, hovel carpet on the nose
Congratulations to me for the winning thread title! In the words of Snoop Dogg (my hero) I’d like to thank me ✌🏻
“I want to thank me for believing in me, I want to thank me for doing all this hard work. I wanna...
Emmylou Loves #91 ZimLou still has no clue, oxtail slop to make u poo, where is SallySue?
(Sorry I had to shorten it)
Congratulations to @slap2fish2gether ! Another bewdiful thread from our Brother Tattler!
You win a years worth of dental treatment from Bond Street Dental! Let’s be honest...
EmmyLou Loves #90 After 50 serves of sloppy cows bum stew, shows up at Stewdio10 to cry, I hate crime too!
Congrats to @Esme Watson for the thread title! It’s was extremely popular! You win a weeks worth of EmmyLou’s cow bum stew!! So that’s 69 (😉) servings for you to enjoy!! To be collected...
EmmyLou Loves #89 the return of Hoochylou, mumma's hips don't lie but her scales sure do
Congrats to @Baby Snark for the thread title! You win a date night with King Babe Senior! Flights to Navada dessert, dinner, Uber, hotel, drinks and spouse Visa is to be covered by you! Enjoy you lucky duck...
Congratulations @bigbigsound on the wining title thread.
What a week!
We welcome back the much missed by our Fezzas @SnarkyTart @Sure...Media! with the postcards. Filthy & Unstable was put to pasture and back bigger and better as the artist previously known as @#Super Cute with Treasure Cat...
Welcome to thread 87.
Winning title credit goes to @StickyTapeTits
Emmylou is still in Vegas. With Babe Jnr and Babe Snr/Daddy Babe as the chaperone.
If you are wondering WTF Gay La Dot/Dock. The video is here.
Just like we have the queen of South Melbourne Market, we also have the Queen of Thread Titles.....
@StickyTapeTits has a knack for titles. Congratulations
Amy has gone on radio silence the past few days, we can only hope she is reflecting on what a sh*t-C*nt mother she is to her 3 kids -...
Pathetic B'day shout-out shares, no one f*cking cares. Got no mates, BYO paper plates
Thanks to @MostSegsualNarc for the thread title! Sorry I had to shorten it!
You win the amazing opportunity to be EmmyLous waitstaff! An exclusive invitation to her luxury Port Melbourne home. An intimate...
This thread title was a tough one! I hope I’ve done it right. But it was a mixture of @Oops I did it again and @exflighty! You both have a gift voucher for free facials, a jar of black hot sauce and a 12 month subscription to CH’s OF.
(I did have to cut a few words due to the length.) But I did...
New thread! Thanks to @StickyTapeTits for the suggestion!
Your Wizz Fizz, steak wraps & worn in Wittner boots are in the post.
(also, first time I’ve created a new thread, so hopefully I’ve done it right.)
27 orgasms over BBQ meat, no wonder this tubroll can't see her feet
Congrats to @MostSegsualNarc ! You win a years supply of potato salad and a mouth story if your choice!
Next thread suggestion something birthday related 🤪🎉🎂 LET THE COUNT DOWN BEGIN!
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With 86 likes (must be a record), our own @StickyTapeTits wins one of the best thread titles in the 80 titles!
Anyone care to do a recap?