Emmylou Loves #88 Las Vagas Navada adventures of the buck anal gobbler and the shopping centre cobbler

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Congratulations @bigbigsound on the wining title thread.

What a week!

We welcome back the much missed by our Fezzas @SnarkyTart @Sure...Media! with the postcards. Filthy & Unstable was put to pasture and back bigger and better as the artist previously known as @#Super Cute with Treasure Cat in toe.

While we continue on this NAVADA tit show tour of supermarkets and the AirBnB and Amy's adventures. Not to forget the famous Supermarket employee and Shoe cleaner in the Fashion Mall who are both about to break into the Billboard charts thanks to our little supermodel from Port Melbourne.

There has been photo shoots at the Bellagio Pool, on the strip and in WALMART! 🥴 Gigi and Bella would be totes jealous of Amy's recent shooting locations.

If anyone wants to add a recap - go for it!
 
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buck anal gobbler !!!!! fantastic!!!! is it bad that I remember those PJ's she bought to wear out? that pull out couch is like one of those kids couches from Kmart lol.
 
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Recrap incoming (grab some popcorn 🍿 madness and settle in…)

Thread #87 found US still in the dessert state of NAVADA for OUR Porked in the USA tour. Who made the dessert so farken hawt Fezzas 🥵 When does daylight savings end in NAVADA? CRAZY HAWT!!

A giggly tour of the local supermarket with American tit n stuff saw US dive dick deep into the international gastronomy experience that is Mac n Cheese by Gay La Dot. This tit is farken CRAZY!!

Some supreme cinematography skill saw US get random cheeky peeks of Babe 2.0/3.0 and a Daddy Babe as bonus content from time to time but Fezzas we’re becoming increasingly confused and unsettled by apparent time slips, relationship status and living arrangements in Lost Vagus. WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs ✌🏽🕵🏻👑

After a tipping the bellhop a used POVO cap and Zoe Moss pink crop, a sneaky shoot poolside at the Bellbridge in OUR @Krusty_kini resulted in Fezzas worldwide cancelling their Accor hotel memberships in protest 💪🏼 CRAZY!!!

It was indeed a time to be alive when OUR clever fren @Sure…Media! opened her journal and manifested the Postcards from the Edge chronicles. At the page 5 mark of the thread, Fezzas were grinning like Treasure Cats and crumping in OUR G-bangers in kitchens from Belmont to Bunbury at the return of OUR BFF @SnarkyTart. Finally released from a cheeky stay in Shitness Protection, Snarks popped in to make US a salmon burrito bowl and take a swim in OUR spa #wotavibe ✌🏽 #snarkyreturns

WE were giddy in our Vida’s Daisy dukes over grocery shopping with/without Babe 2.0/3.0. Oh so much farken ice cream Fezzas!! “Get in mah belly!!” OUR hunt for Lemon Myrtle cookies resulted in a Babe 4.0 being parked for future use #prayersforroyce

Frideee night WE went back to the Bendigo Fountain and got a farken dirty street hot dog. So many people in Merica like to be ready for Halloween early so WE got asked several times where to order the sparkly Grimace costume WE were wearing. CRAZY MERICANS!!

STFU Fezzas, Babe 2.0/3.0 DOES have a fricken boner for love US!! This @#Super Cute Vegas Romeo cleaned OUR farken sneakers!! For free!!! CRAZY IMPRESSIVE !!
(NB At this point Babe 5.0 was also parked for future use) #prayersforzaytheshoecleaneractorDJsingerdancer

WE put on OUR elastic waisted jumpsuits and headed to the Back Anal Buffet for the Noah’s Ark special and some farken carb free Mac n Cheese n tit followed up next mornin with a friken pancake burger at the Black Beard 🏴‍☠️ Diner.

[Activity: Reader to create their own mouth story re tour of the grocery section of Walmart. Must contain the following words: farken, holy tit, oh mah farken gawd, farken huge, curly fries, Killer Hogs, Slap Ya Mama]

Timelines, AirBnB’s and the age of consent conspiracies still messed with Fezzas as Babe 2.0/3.0 dipped his ‘toe’ in Lou Lou Jar Productions. As chief cameraman filming EmmyLou Loves Producer Presenter werking to soft launch some c^nt of a show in her werk for Stanmazonisneyflix.

To be continued……

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This international holiday infomercial was bought to you by EmmyLouLoves, Trading Hoes, the State of NAVADA and city of Lost Vagus, Zoe Loss, SegsyLandUSA, WallyMart, Zay The Shoecleaner Inc. , CrazyLousUSAInc.

#partnershit #collob #hoesbeforebros

#EmmyLouoneword waz ere
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Recrap incoming (grab some popcorn 🍿 madness and settle in…)

Thread #87 found US still in the dessert state of NAVADA for OUR Porked in the USA tour. Who made the dessert so farken hawt Fezzas 🥵 When does daylight savings end in NAVADA? CRAZY HAWT!!

A giggly tour of the local supermarket with American tit n stuff saw US dive dick deep into the international gastronomy experience that is Mac n Cheese by Gay La Dot. This tit is farken CRAZY!!

Some supreme cinematography skill saw US get random cheeky peeks of Babe 2.0/3.0 and a Daddy Babe as bonus content from time to time but Fezzas we’re becoming increasingly confused and unsettled by apparent time slips, relationship status and living arrangements in Lost Vagus. WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs ✌🏽🕵🏻👑

After a tipping the bellhop a used POVO cap and Zoe Moss pink crop, a sneaky shoot poolside at the Bellbridge in OUR @Krusty_kini resulted in Fezzas worldwide cancelling their Accor hotel memberships in protest 💪🏼 CRAZY!!!

It was indeed a time to be alive when OUR clever fren @Sure…Media! opened her journal and manifested the Postcards from the Edge chronicles. At the page 5 mark of the thread, Fezzas were grinning like Treasure Cats and crumping in OUR G-bangers in kitchens from Belmont to Bunbury at the return of OUR BFF @SnarkyTart. Finally released from a cheeky stay in Shitness Protection, Snarks popped in to make US a salmon burrito bowl and take a swim in OUR spa #wotavibe ✌🏽 #snarkyreturns

WE were giddy in our Vida’s Daisy dukes over grocery shopping with/without Babe 2.0/3.0. Oh so much farken ice cream Fezzas!! “Get in mah belly!!” OUR hunt for Lemon Myrtle cookies resulted in a Babe 4.0 being parked for future use #prayersforroyce

Frideee night WE went back to the Bendigo Fountain and got a farken dirty street hot dog. So many people in Merica like to be ready for Halloween early so WE got asked several times where to order the sparkly Grimace costume WE were wearing. CRAZY MERICANS!!

STFU Fezzas, Babe 2.0/3.0 DOES have a fricken boner for love US!! This @#Super Cute Vegas Romeo cleaned OUR farken sneakers!! For free!!! CRAZY IMPRESSIVE !!
(NB At this point Babe 5.0 was also parked for future use) #prayersforzaytheshoecleaneractorDJsingerdancer

WE put on OUR elastic waisted jumpsuits and headed to the Back Anal Buffet for the Noah’s Ark special and some farken carb free Mac n Cheese n tit followed up next mornin with a friken pancake burger at the Black Beard 🏴‍☠️ Diner.

[Activity: Reader to create their own mouth story re tour of the grocery section of Walmart. Must contain the following words: farken, holy tit, oh mah farken gawd, farken huge, curly fries, Killer Hogs, Slap Ya Mama]

Timelines, AirBnB’s and the age of consent conspiracies still messed with Fezzas as Babe 2.0/3.0 dipped his ‘toe’ in Lou Lou Jar Productions. As chief cameraman filming EmmyLou Loves Producer Presenter werking to soft launch some c^nt of a show in her werk for Stanmazonisneyflix.

To be continued……

PSA
This international holiday infomercial was bought to you by EmmyLouLoves, Trading Hoes, the State of NAVADA and city of Lost Vagus, Zoe Loss, SegsyLandUSA, WallyMart, Zay The Shoecleaner Inc. , CrazyLousUSAInc.

#partnershit #collob #hoesbeforebros

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I think we can safely say that only babe 2.0/3.0 are showering. I see a razor and mens bodywash on the soap dish no feminine products. Has she even washed any body parts or her hair since arriving. She looks stinky and it triggers me badly 🤢
 

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Recrap incoming (grab some popcorn 🍿 madness and settle in…)

Thread #87 found US still in the dessert state of NAVADA for OUR Porked in the USA tour. Who made the dessert so farken hawt Fezzas 🥵 When does daylight savings end in NAVADA? CRAZY HAWT!!

A giggly tour of the local supermarket with American tit n stuff saw US dive dick deep into the international gastronomy experience that is Mac n Cheese by Gay La Dot. This tit is farken CRAZY!!

Some supreme cinematography skill saw US get random cheeky peeks of Babe 2.0/3.0 and a Daddy Babe as bonus content from time to time but Fezzas we’re becoming increasingly confused and unsettled by apparent time slips, relationship status and living arrangements in Lost Vagus. WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs ✌🏽🕵🏻👑

After a tipping the bellhop a used POVO cap and Zoe Moss pink crop, a sneaky shoot poolside at the Bellbridge in OUR @Krusty_kini resulted in Fezzas worldwide cancelling their Accor hotel memberships in protest 💪🏼 CRAZY!!!

It was indeed a time to be alive when OUR clever fren @Sure…Media! opened her journal and manifested the Postcards from the Edge chronicles. At the page 5 mark of the thread, Fezzas were grinning like Treasure Cats and crumping in OUR G-bangers in kitchens from Belmont to Bunbury at the return of OUR BFF @SnarkyTart. Finally released from a cheeky stay in Shitness Protection, Snarks popped in to make US a salmon burrito bowl and take a swim in OUR spa #wotavibe ✌🏽 #snarkyreturns

WE were giddy in our Vida’s Daisy dukes over grocery shopping with/without Babe 2.0/3.0. Oh so much farken ice cream Fezzas!! “Get in mah belly!!” OUR hunt for Lemon Myrtle cookies resulted in a Babe 4.0 being parked for future use #prayersforroyce

Frideee night WE went back to the Bendigo Fountain and got a farken dirty street hot dog. So many people in Merica like to be ready for Halloween early so WE got asked several times where to order the sparkly Grimace costume WE were wearing. CRAZY MERICANS!!

STFU Fezzas, Babe 2.0/3.0 DOES have a fricken boner for love US!! This @#Super Cute Vegas Romeo cleaned OUR farken sneakers!! For free!!! CRAZY IMPRESSIVE !!
(NB At this point Babe 5.0 was also parked for future use) #prayersforzaytheshoecleaneractorDJsingerdancer

WE put on OUR elastic waisted jumpsuits and headed to the Back Anal Buffet for the Noah’s Ark special and some farken carb free Mac n Cheese n tit followed up next mornin with a friken pancake burger at the Black Beard 🏴‍☠️ Diner.

[Activity: Reader to create their own mouth story re tour of the grocery section of Walmart. Must contain the following words: farken, holy tit, oh mah farken gawd, farken huge, curly fries, Killer Hogs, Slap Ya Mama]

Timelines, AirBnB’s and the age of consent conspiracies still messed with Fezzas as Babe 2.0/3.0 dipped his ‘toe’ in Lou Lou Jar Productions. As chief cameraman filming EmmyLou Loves Producer Presenter werking to soft launch some c^nt of a show in her werk for Stanmazonisneyflix.

To be continued……

PSA
This international holiday infomercial was bought to you by EmmyLouLoves, Trading Hoes, the State of NAVADA and city of Lost Vagus, Zoe Loss, SegsyLandUSA, WallyMart, Zay The Shoecleaner Inc. , CrazyLousUSAInc.

#partnershit #collob #hoesbeforebros

#EmmyLouoneword waz ere
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Brilliant @#Super Cute 👏 👏 👏 👏 Bendigo Fountain:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs ✌🏽🕵🏻👑
Can’t stop, won’t stop 😂

Thanks everyone for their efforts with the new thread!

Do you those young guys google her to see what her deal is, find Tattle and then think “OMG I MET A REAL AUSSIE CELEBRITY!!”. 88 Tattle threads is quite an achievement.
 
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Recrap incoming (grab some popcorn 🍿 madness and settle in…)

Thread #87 found US still in the dessert state of NAVADA for OUR Porked in the USA tour. Who made the dessert so farken hawt Fezzas 🥵 When does daylight savings end in NAVADA? CRAZY HAWT!!

A giggly tour of the local supermarket with American tit n stuff saw US dive dick deep into the international gastronomy experience that is Mac n Cheese by Gay La Dot. This tit is farken CRAZY!!

Some supreme cinematography skill saw US get random cheeky peeks of Babe 2.0/3.0 and a Daddy Babe as bonus content from time to time but Fezzas we’re becoming increasingly confused and unsettled by apparent time slips, relationship status and living arrangements in Lost Vagus. WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs ✌🏽🕵🏻👑

After a tipping the bellhop a used POVO cap and Zoe Moss pink crop, a sneaky shoot poolside at the Bellbridge in OUR @Krusty_kini resulted in Fezzas worldwide cancelling their Accor hotel memberships in protest 💪🏼 CRAZY!!!

It was indeed a time to be alive when OUR clever fren @Sure…Media! opened her journal and manifested the Postcards from the Edge chronicles. At the page 5 mark of the thread, Fezzas were grinning like Treasure Cats and crumping in OUR G-bangers in kitchens from Belmont to Bunbury at the return of OUR BFF @SnarkyTart. Finally released from a cheeky stay in Shitness Protection, Snarks popped in to make US a salmon burrito bowl and take a swim in OUR spa #wotavibe ✌🏽 #snarkyreturns

WE were giddy in our Vida’s Daisy dukes over grocery shopping with/without Babe 2.0/3.0. Oh so much farken ice cream Fezzas!! “Get in mah belly!!” OUR hunt for Lemon Myrtle cookies resulted in a Babe 4.0 being parked for future use #prayersforroyce

Frideee night WE went back to the Bendigo Fountain and got a farken dirty street hot dog. So many people in Merica like to be ready for Halloween early so WE got asked several times where to order the sparkly Grimace costume WE were wearing. CRAZY MERICANS!!

STFU Fezzas, Babe 2.0/3.0 DOES have a fricken boner for love US!! This @#Super Cute Vegas Romeo cleaned OUR farken sneakers!! For free!!! CRAZY IMPRESSIVE !!
(NB At this point Babe 5.0 was also parked for future use) #prayersforzaytheshoecleaneractorDJsingerdancer

WE put on OUR elastic waisted jumpsuits and headed to the Back Anal Buffet for the Noah’s Ark special and some farken carb free Mac n Cheese n tit followed up next mornin with a friken pancake burger at the Black Beard 🏴‍☠️ Diner.

[Activity: Reader to create their own mouth story re tour of the grocery section of Walmart. Must contain the following words: farken, holy tit, oh mah farken gawd, farken huge, curly fries, Killer Hogs, Slap Ya Mama]

Timelines, AirBnB’s and the age of consent conspiracies still messed with Fezzas as Babe 2.0/3.0 dipped his ‘toe’ in Lou Lou Jar Productions. As chief cameraman filming EmmyLou Loves Producer Presenter werking to soft launch some c^nt of a show in her werk for Stanmazonisneyflix.

To be continued……

PSA
This international holiday infomercial was bought to you by EmmyLouLoves, Trading Hoes, the State of NAVADA and city of Lost Vagus, Zoe Loss, SegsyLandUSA, WallyMart, Zay The Shoecleaner Inc. , CrazyLousUSAInc.

#partnershit #collob #hoesbeforebros

#EmmyLouoneword waz ere
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DYINNNG at in house legals!
 
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OMGeeee this thread title. Which one of you fezzas is gonna pay for my tummy tuck to fix my hernia? I think I just busted something laughing too hard
 
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May I say, I do appreciate that bag of popcorn delicately placed over her not so delicate lady garden.
 
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As someone has stated up thread, it now seems like StylingwithLouLou has gone to Lost Vagus, Navada to assist Babe 3.0 with styling his new "condo".

Outstanding work Aims, can I hire you?
 
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Imagine the Mouth Stories she can tell Vida now -

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a brown magical man that loved Yo Mumma very much, so much so that Mumma had to jump on a plane and go to the land of milk and honey... Ok so it was soy milk and splenda, but still, This magical, mythical man led Yo Mumma down every aisle of Wal-Mart, seemingly ignoring her, yet Mumma knew he was just taking it all in.

He drove her to magical, far away places... Warm desserts, with big a big hole in the ground, it was very dusty and it ruined the Micheal Kors, but you see Vida, this man loved me so much that he cleaned the shoes by hand and left me to wash the strings.

Ahhh just like Cinderella, I was a true Princess.

There was also fountains, and pools and overly priced Coca-Cola's, there was Dirty old hot dogs, and a street photog that captured Mummas every angle perfectly!

Such a bewdiful, magical treasure trove of goodies around every corner, Traders joes, Wal Marts, Budget furniture to name a few, And trust me girl, Yo Mumma lit up the night in her gawjus sequin number!!

Ahhhhh there was Back anal buffets, Pancakes and Burgers, Big bags of popcorn, and Ice cream aplenty.
Everything was so cute, and even a cow was seen crossing the road, was mad cnt to witness, stuff dreams are made of.

So my girl, My Vida, that I have ignored and neglected all these years, the world is your oyster, just dream big, and be a baller!!!

The End ✌🏻
 
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How does that work. Posting content and filming content in the US. Wouldn’t that be a breach of tourist visa as she is working.
 
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Recrap incoming (grab some popcorn 🍿 madness and settle in…)

Thread #87 found US still in the dessert state of NAVADA for OUR Porked in the USA tour. Who made the dessert so farken hawt Fezzas 🥵 When does daylight savings end in NAVADA? CRAZY HAWT!!

A giggly tour of the local supermarket with American tit n stuff saw US dive dick deep into the international gastronomy experience that is Mac n Cheese by Gay La Dot. This tit is farken CRAZY!!

Some supreme cinematography skill saw US get random cheeky peeks of Babe 2.0/3.0 and a Daddy Babe as bonus content from time to time but Fezzas we’re becoming increasingly confused and unsettled by apparent time slips, relationship status and living arrangements in Lost Vagus. WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs ✌🏽🕵🏻👑

After a tipping the bellhop a used POVO cap and Zoe Moss pink crop, a sneaky shoot poolside at the Bellbridge in OUR @Krusty_kini resulted in Fezzas worldwide cancelling their Accor hotel memberships in protest 💪🏼 CRAZY!!!

It was indeed a time to be alive when OUR clever fren @Sure…Media! opened her journal and manifested the Postcards from the Edge chronicles. At the page 5 mark of the thread, Fezzas were grinning like Treasure Cats and crumping in OUR G-bangers in kitchens from Belmont to Bunbury at the return of OUR BFF @SnarkyTart. Finally released from a cheeky stay in Shitness Protection, Snarks popped in to make US a salmon burrito bowl and take a swim in OUR spa #wotavibe ✌🏽 #snarkyreturns

WE were giddy in our Vida’s Daisy dukes over grocery shopping with/without Babe 2.0/3.0. Oh so much farken ice cream Fezzas!! “Get in mah belly!!” OUR hunt for Lemon Myrtle cookies resulted in a Babe 4.0 being parked for future use #prayersforroyce

Frideee night WE went back to the Bendigo Fountain and got a farken dirty street hot dog. So many people in Merica like to be ready for Halloween early so WE got asked several times where to order the sparkly Grimace costume WE were wearing. CRAZY MERICANS!!

STFU Fezzas, Babe 2.0/3.0 DOES have a fricken boner for love US!! This @#Super Cute Vegas Romeo cleaned OUR farken sneakers!! For free!!! CRAZY IMPRESSIVE !!
(NB At this point Babe 5.0 was also parked for future use) #prayersforzaytheshoecleaneractorDJsingerdancer

WE put on OUR elastic waisted jumpsuits and headed to the Back Anal Buffet for the Noah’s Ark special and some farken carb free Mac n Cheese n tit followed up next mornin with a friken pancake burger at the Black Beard 🏴‍☠️ Diner.

[Activity: Reader to create their own mouth story re tour of the grocery section of Walmart. Must contain the following words: farken, holy tit, oh mah farken gawd, farken huge, curly fries, Killer Hogs, Slap Ya Mama]

Timelines, AirBnB’s and the age of consent conspiracies still messed with Fezzas as Babe 2.0/3.0 dipped his ‘toe’ in Lou Lou Jar Productions. As chief cameraman filming EmmyLou Loves Producer Presenter werking to soft launch some c^nt of a show in her werk for Stanmazonisneyflix.

To be continued……

PSA
This international holiday infomercial was bought to you by EmmyLouLoves, Trading Hoes, the State of NAVADA and city of Lost Vagus, Zoe Loss, SegsyLandUSA, WallyMart, Zay The Shoecleaner Inc. , CrazyLousUSAInc.

#partnershit #collob #hoesbeforebros

#EmmyLouoneword waz ere
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Bikinis off to you @#Super Cute you have outdone yourself!! 💥
 
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@#Super Cute surely after today's effort a job at Emmylou loves is just around the corner. She'd be crazy not to hire you help write copy for ZoeLoss and edit her beautiful modelling shots
 
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Recrap incoming (grab some popcorn 🍿 madness and settle in…)

Thread #87 found US still in the dessert state of NAVADA for OUR Porked in the USA tour. Who made the dessert so farken hawt Fezzas 🥵 When does daylight savings end in NAVADA? CRAZY HAWT!!

A giggly tour of the local supermarket with American tit n stuff saw US dive dick deep into the international gastronomy experience that is Mac n Cheese by Gay La Dot. This tit is farken CRAZY!!

Some supreme cinematography skill saw US get random cheeky peeks of Babe 2.0/3.0 and a Daddy Babe as bonus content from time to time but Fezzas we’re becoming increasingly confused and unsettled by apparent time slips, relationship status and living arrangements in Lost Vagus. WE, however, ignored a legal brief from lawyers in residence, Active Pussy & Co, and carried on speculating, reaching high and low, far and wide, in and out of all corners and cavities of the dark web, and the Bendigollio Instagram page as per OUR EmmyLouLoves Snark Strategic Plan and KPIs ✌🏽🕵🏻👑

After a tipping the bellhop a used POVO cap and Zoe Moss pink crop, a sneaky shoot poolside at the Bellbridge in OUR @Krusty_kini resulted in Fezzas worldwide cancelling their Accor hotel memberships in protest 💪🏼 CRAZY!!!

It was indeed a time to be alive when OUR clever fren @Sure…Media! opened her journal and manifested the Postcards from the Edge chronicles. At the page 5 mark of the thread, Fezzas were grinning like Treasure Cats and crumping in OUR G-bangers in kitchens from Belmont to Bunbury at the return of OUR BFF @SnarkyTart. Finally released from a cheeky stay in Shitness Protection, Snarks popped in to make US a salmon burrito bowl and take a swim in OUR spa #wotavibe ✌🏽 #snarkyreturns

WE were giddy in our Vida’s Daisy dukes over grocery shopping with/without Babe 2.0/3.0. Oh so much farken ice cream Fezzas!! “Get in mah belly!!” OUR hunt for Lemon Myrtle cookies resulted in a Babe 4.0 being parked for future use #prayersforroyce

Frideee night WE went back to the Bendigo Fountain and got a farken dirty street hot dog. So many people in Merica like to be ready for Halloween early so WE got asked several times where to order the sparkly Grimace costume WE were wearing. CRAZY MERICANS!!

STFU Fezzas, Babe 2.0/3.0 DOES have a fricken boner for love US!! This @#Super Cute Vegas Romeo cleaned OUR farken sneakers!! For free!!! CRAZY IMPRESSIVE !!
(NB At this point Babe 5.0 was also parked for future use) #prayersforzaytheshoecleaneractorDJsingerdancer

WE put on OUR elastic waisted jumpsuits and headed to the Back Anal Buffet for the Noah’s Ark special and some farken carb free Mac n Cheese n tit followed up next mornin with a friken pancake burger at the Black Beard 🏴‍☠️ Diner.

[Activity: Reader to create their own mouth story re tour of the grocery section of Walmart. Must contain the following words: farken, holy tit, oh mah farken gawd, farken huge, curly fries, Killer Hogs, Slap Ya Mama]

Timelines, AirBnB’s and the age of consent conspiracies still messed with Fezzas as Babe 2.0/3.0 dipped his ‘toe’ in Lou Lou Jar Productions. As chief cameraman filming EmmyLou Loves Producer Presenter werking to soft launch some c^nt of a show in her werk for Stanmazonisneyflix.

To be continued……

PSA
This international holiday infomercial was bought to you by EmmyLouLoves, Trading Hoes, the State of NAVADA and city of Lost Vagus, Zoe Loss, SegsyLandUSA, WallyMart, Zay The Shoecleaner Inc. , CrazyLousUSAInc.

#partnershit #collob #hoesbeforebros

#EmmyLouoneword waz ere
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It’s the level of detail for me. Treasure cats selfie stick, the Jordan’s, the popcorn. You kill me every time 😂😂😂
 
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Spectacular as usual @#Super Cute If you wrote a cookbook. I'd buy it.

The random videos she shares crack me up. Im hoping this latest one indicates a transition from zim heritage, to embracing our Italian heritage. 🤣 fingers crossed for next obsession. Imagine ravioli made from scratch on the hovel table.

Also I hope her communidy are OK, she hasn't shown them how to make podado "salad" for weeks. I saw this and it made me think of our Lou.
 

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