Emmylou Loves #85 Same s***, new thread

[Oops I did it again]

Just like we have the queen of South Melbourne Market, we also have the Queen of Thread Titles.....

@StickyTapeTits has a knack for titles. Congratulations

Amy has gone on radio silence the past few days, we can only hope she is reflecting on what a sh*t-C*nt mother she is to her 3 kids - especially that today is Mothers Day.

No doubt after the silence, a wild ride is on it's way.....

 

[Wot Now?]

Come back Amy, I dipped my toe into Deni but I don't know where to start.

 

[Limpy Love]

Come back Amy, I dipped my toe into Deni but I don't know where to start.

Me too and what a ride that is. Don't know much about Denis bit he sure as hell is giving off lots of mean girl vibes now he's been dropped.

 

[HumptyDumptyLou]

Thanks for the new thread @Oops I did it again

I was just going to say that the radio silence is cos ELL knows her being away from her kids on Mother’s Day for the second year in a row is not a good look so she’s gone silent and will pop up again like nothing happened.

What’s the bet she‘s on her way to somewhere like Bali and will do the whole “my body’s shutting down” bollocks like she did pretty much a year ago too. Instead of posting and facing up to things she goes to ground and then pretends everything’s fine, nothing to see here …

In the mean time can we get some controversy happening here again? Let’s talk about power lines or smelly vags people

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thanks for the new thread!

Looks like the gut is out for Mother's Day in the photos she posted. The poor blouse. The gift bags the girls designed are very pretty.

 

[AMY$]

New thread title could not be more accurate....

 

[Buttercup725]

Well, the only kid who looks happy to be with Amy is Camelia. Poor Vida uses a hairbrush as much as her mom and she just looks so sad. Sage looks like he doesn't want her touching him. What a happy family.

 

[IAmSometimesTheWalrus]

Maybe when, you know, the weather is cold enough that you need a coat, just maybe you should put the stomach away? (And also, you’re 44, it shouldn’t even be out to start with)

 

[massive eye roll]

Come back Amy, I dipped my toe into Deni but I don't know where to start.

Hahahah me too

 

[KmartByron]

Thanks for the new thread!

Looks like the gut is out for Mother's Day in the photos she posted. The poor blouse. The gift bags the girls designed are very pretty.


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Jesus

Those millipede brows
Those black roots and ashy foils
The stupid giant jacket
The crop shirt on a sunny, but crisp autumn Melb morning
The bags under her eyes
Her rough skin (can tell from this far away)

are nothing compare to that STUPID bleeping RAGE-INDUCING FARKEN CHAIN AROUND HER NECK. YOU FARKEN GANGSTER MOLL. GTFO.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Maybe when, you know, the weather is cold enough that you need a coat, just maybe you should put the stomach away? (And also, you’re 44, it shouldn’t even be out to start with)

Omg, that’s her stomach rolls, as in, bare skin I thought she had a brown jumper on with a pink floral scarf

 

[cashedupbogan]

Come back Amy, I dipped my toe into Deni but I don't know where to start.

Deni kept us busy at least.It was a ride.

So where do we think Amy may be going on a big jet plane? Bali looking for new retreats or back to NY for another spiral?

 

[Limpy Love]

Thanks for the new thread!

Looks like the gut is out for Mother's Day in the photos she posted. The poor blouse. The gift bags the girls designed are very pretty.


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Christ, not only does she has a "back bum" she now has a "side bum" as well.

 

[makeitstop]

Come back Amy, I dipped my toe into Deni but I don't know where to start.

And here was me thinking AmyLou was a lot

 

[Emmyscrustycamilla]

My god those kids look miserable! They are probably happy she’s going away!!

 

[Limpy Love]

I seriously doubt those "happy family" picd were taken today.

 

[Director of Mugs]

I seriously doubt those "happy family" picd were taken today.

I think so too. As she said she was flying to Sydney for img talent.

It must be so hard and confusing for the kids.

 

[Louie_Da_Fly]

Deni kept us busy at least.It was a ride.

So where do we think Amy may be going on a big jet plane? Bali looking for new retreats or back to NY for another spiral?

She would probably want to one up Deni and head to NY to spiral and blame the Tattle Tarts/Fezzas

 

[rita.margs]

I saw *that* photo, noticed it was posted two hours ago, knew you Fezzas would be aLL oVeR iT. Surely, for a nice photo, you’d put your guts away, Jesus Christ. No photo of all three of them together? Anyways. I’ve already had my near cry/breakdown in Bunnings today. Maybe I need to head off to Bali?
(I gotta admit; this co-parenting & living under the same roof thing is fkn hard. Especially today.)

 

[hotpussy]

Jesus she looks like a middle aged overweight houso mum in that fur and makeup and crop…

Obviously not buying into the “quiet elegance” trend ..