EmmyLou Loves #90 After 50 serves of sloppy cows bum stew, shows up at Stewdio10 to cry, I hate crime too

[Michy02]

EmmyLou Loves #90 After 50 serves of sloppy cows bum stew, shows up at Stewdio10 to cry, I hate crime too!

Congrats to @Esme Watson for the thread title! It’s was extremely popular! You win a weeks worth of EmmyLou’s cow bum stew!! So that’s 69 () servings for you to enjoy!! To be collected from 111 Hovel Street Port Melbum xx

Over to @#Super Cute for a recrap!!

 

[#Super Cute]

Recrap - once again my recraps come with a disclaimer that a ‘scroll on’ is perfectly acceptable should my written diarrhoea be too much for you!


Thread #89
The Return of the HoochyLou
Episode 1

Set - The Hovel driveway
Scene - Monday came at us thick and heavy in the form of Mumma repping next seasons Aunty Flo range and wearing the Moon Cup Body Sock with perspex stilettos. But no time to chat - Mumma she bizzyyy!! Fark me neighbour John, it’s all happenin!!”

Tuesday
Set - An eating establishment
Scene - Very bizzy day for the Mayor of PeenTown with lots of tit n stuff to do but first we eat - all the farken foods get in mah belly!! Mumma she hungry!!

Cut to: The Hovel kitchen
Mumma is in a farken STINKER of a mood cos the Mitsubishi got a parking fine and the emails went off the line. Farken duck me in the back anal!! Mumma she raging!

As Mumma rage cooked Oxtail Slop, it was tools down for erryone (not you Lia, keep ‘em rollin bestie)!! Bubs!! Mumma needs some pap-rika STAT!!

Wednesday
Set - The Hovel kitchen
Scene - Quicker than an unexpected caffeine enema on a perimenopausal woman with undiagnosed IBS….Wednesday Roots seemed to be back on the laminate table!! Oxtail slop, kale, sadza, camp plates, all paired with some segsy whispers made for a night of finger lickin forkless ducking!! Mumma, she ready!!

Thursday
Set- The Hovel makeup table
Scene - Fezzas woke from their Coolibah goon bag induced slumber at 4am to join Mumma in her Best n Less bralet for ‘The Big Announcement’. Mumma she camera ready!!

Set - Channel 10 Studio, Bumfuck Nowhere, Sydney
Scene - Lights, Camera, Action! Mumma, frozen (like an ox in the Mitsubishi headlights on a Tuesday night) by the segsy lure of her reflection in the Studio 10 cameras, makes the unfortunate affirmation “I hate crime too”. Mumma she a dickehead!

Camera pans to Nigella, Angelina and Bing Bong metaphorically pissing themselves.

Cut!

Friday
Set - iPhones/Nokias/Samsung phones/tablets/laptops all across the World
Scene - EmmyLou Loves IG page- up in the wee hours, Mumma sharing quotes from the ‘I fucked my relationships in the back anal chasing fame and all I have to show for it is this crappy 5 min segment on a failing mid morning talk show’. Mumma she crack the shits!!

Friday arvo
Set - Morning Glory Cafe
Scene - Mumma jumps online quickly to reveal she’s doing the dirty on Braaaadddd with a farken chickn sanga and to tell us she’s doin tit n stuff. Ya know?? Breakin some hearts n droppin some farts . Mumma do Mumma

Friday evening
Set - Chaddy
Scene - hostage situation with The Children = Wholesome family content uploaded…. with a cheeky shout out to the Fezzas Mumma she salty!


Closing credits
Unpacked suitcases last seen rolling themselves over to Neighbor Johns to seek asylum…..

**Show not renewed for a second Season…

 

[Esme Watson]

EmmyLou Loves #90 After 50 serves of sloppy cows bum stew, shows up at Stewdio10 to cry, I hate crime too!

Congrats to @Esme Watson for the thread title! It’s was extremely popular! You win a weeks worth of EmmyLou’s cow bum stew!! So that’s 69 () servings for you to enjoy!! To be collected from 111 Hovel Street Port Melbum xx

Over to @#Super Cute for a recrap!!

Thank you, thank you! I can’t take all the credit though. ELs repulsive behaviour basically writes the titles themselves.

Can’t wait to eat my weeks worth of sloppy cows bum stew while I force my 10 week old child to film me screeching about it to all my fans

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thank you @Michy02 for the new thread and great winning title @Esme Watson

@#Super Cute your recap was farken brilliant! I laughed so much. The day by day nails it!

VelocityLou was so annoying in that line acting like she's the hype girl to the people who've been there for an hour. And then pretending to be emotional because curly hair Matt wanted to get a Dyson hair dryer for his Mum. While EL was only thinking of herself and how she wants one.

 

[OhMyLou]

Tearing up over a decent son getting his mum a Dyson hairdryer I guess the tears were because she knows Sage would never think like that for her. Emmy kids need love and nurturing to give back they practice what they see your lot see nothing but a tit selfish mum.

 

[HoochyLou]

Stewdio10 made it into a thread title!?
*cue hay fever emotions*

 

[ketchup menace]

I snorted when the people in the queue said they'd only been there an hour. Not the answer she was after and she didn't quite know how to roll with that Such a terrible host/weirdo/influencer/whatever the duck that was. I mean, is it hard to ask people when you're passing without the cameras on, hey guys, how long have you been waiting ? Well it is hard for her because she has no ability to interact with other humans WITHOUT the camera on. And even then she's crappy at it

 

[Michy02]

Recrap - once again my recraps come with a disclaimer that a ‘scroll on’ is perfectly acceptable should my written diarrhoea be too much for you!


Thread #89
The Return of the HoochyLou
Episode 1

Set - The Hovel driveway
Scene - Monday came at us thick and heavy in the form of Mumma repping next seasons Aunty Flo range and wearing the Moon Cup Body Sock with perspex stilettos. But no time to chat - Mumma she bizzyyy!! Fark me neighbour John, it’s all happenin!!”

Tuesday
Set - An eating establishment
Scene - Very bizzy day for the Mayor of PeenTown with lots of tit n stuff to do but first we eat - all the farken foods get in mah belly!! Mumma she hungry!!

Cut to: The Hovel kitchen
Mumma is in a farken STINKER of a mood cos the Mitsubishi got a parking fine and the emails went off the line. Farken duck me in the back anal!! Mumma she raging!

As Mumma rage cooked Oxtail Slop, it was tools down for erryone (not you Lia, keep ‘em rollin bestie)!! Bubs!! Mumma needs some pap-rika STAT!!

Wednesday
Set - The Hovel kitchen
Scene - Quicker than an unexpected caffeine enema on a perimenopausal woman with undiagnosed IBS….Wednesday Roots seemed to be back on the laminate table!! Oxtail slop, kale, sadza, camp plates, all paired with some segsy whispers made for a night of finger lickin forkless ducking!! Mumma, she ready!!

Thursday
Set- The Hovel makeup table
Scene - Fezzas woke from their Coolibah goon bag induced slumber at 4am to join Mumma in her Best n Less bralet for ‘The Big Announcement’. Mumma she camera ready!!

Set - Channel 10 Studio, Bumfuck Nowhere, Sydney
Scene - Lights, Camera, Action! Mumma, frozen (like an ox in the Mitsubishi headlights on a Tuesday night) by the segsy lure of her reflection in the Studio 10 cameras, makes the unfortunate affirmation “I hate crime too”. Mumma she a dickehead!

Camera pans to Nigella, Angelina and Bing Bong metaphorically pissing themselves.

Cut!

Friday
Set - iPhones/Nokias/Samsung phones/tablets/laptops all across the World
Scene - EmmyLou Loves IG page- up in the wee hours, Mumma sharing quotes from the ‘I fucked my relationships in the back anal chasing fame and all I have to show for it is this crappy 5 min segment on a failing mid morning talk show’. Mumma she crack the shits!!

Friday arvo
Set - Morning Glory Cafe
Scene - Mumma jumps online quickly to reveal she’s doing the dirty on Braaaadddd with a farken chickn sanga and to tell us she’s doin tit n stuff. Ya know?? Breakin some hearts n droppin some farts . Mumma do Mumma

Friday evening
Set - Chaddy
Scene - hostage situation with The Children = Wholesome family content uploaded…. with a cheeky shout out to the Fezzas Mumma she salty!


Closing credits
Unpacked suitcases last seen rolling themselves over to Neighbor Johns to seek asylum…..
View attachment 2229587
**Show not renewed for a second Season…

I laughed so many times! @#Super Cute i think I luv you like ELL luvs Oxtail Slop! Lots watch out you might have your own stalker

 

[HoochyLou]

Why does this feel so….
HoochyLou, you just spent two weeks in LV without your children… then upon your return, it was technically Alove’s weekend….
(from what I’ve seen on socials, Jacqui takes her children to lots of places.)

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

Leaving aside those stupid clips haphazardly patched together, the lapels on that trench drive me insane. They have no structure and look stupid flapping around. Please tell me why Zoe moss have put a $200 price on it?!

PS I don’t know why but I found “has pockets” hilarious. My brain is broken.

 

[Michy02]

I bet only one person gets the Dyson. It’s just a limited promo. That whole bloody line won’t get stuff it’s not worth lining up now.

 

[#Super Cute]

Why does this feel so….
HoochyLou, you just spent two weeks in LV without your children… then upon your return, it was technically Alove’s weekend….
(from what I’ve seen on socials, Jacqui takes her children to lots of places.)

I think this was the point where I decided I just didn’t have the resilience to watch her today So so so oblivious to her selfish behaviour.

 

[Broken_vase]

Where are The Children? Is grinning Wonderboy spending his morning at the hovel? Are The Children riding Escooters through the streets of PM? Are they queuing with a bunch or randoms to get mumma a hairdryer that will never see the back of her head? So many questions.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Where are The Children? Is grinning Wonderboy spending his morning at the hovel? Are The Children riding Escooters through the streets of PM? Are they queuing with a bunch or randoms to get mumma a hairdryer that will never see the back of her head? So many questions.

Have either parent taken Vida to the doctor yet????

 

[hotpussy]

I hate these frenzied promo marketing things… I thought that’s why those Boxing Day sales were banned years ago when they had one huge loss leading on sale for like $10 like a fridge or something and the rest Was crappy old stock. People were getting injured and trampled . 11 hours on a Friday night in winter for a Dyson? Nah.. live within your means man.. plenty of other cute hair dryer brands out there…

 

[Director of Mugs]

There's our hype girl

 

[foxtrotuniformcharliekilo]

Imagine this bleeping rotund banshee screaming in your ear first thing. Kindly do us all a favour HypegirlLou and shut the duck up
I do love how the slo mo noise makes it sound like she’s being booed.

 

[HoochyLou]

I’ve had a realisation…. Both HoochyLou and Sophie C (I’m unsure of a name for her yet, as I’ve only just ventured over to her slow moving thread and haven’t actually followed her for many years now) are the two very well known “influencers/mummy bloggers” that are single mums (not inc nat.alise). And as a newly (okay, seven months ago, still newly for me) single mum… they fkn terrify me.
They seem to both be totally okay with dropping Their Children at a drop of a hat (thinly veiled as an opportunity) with no regard to their emotional needs? Sorry, I don’t know. Weird lightbulb moment.

 

[dartsmokingpony]

Leaving aside those stupid clips haphazardly patched together, the lapels on that trench drive me insane. They have no structure and look stupid flapping around. Please tell me why Zoe moss have put a $200 price on it?!View attachment 2229612
PS I don’t know why but I found “has pockets” hilarious. My brain is broken.

Omg I came here to say the exact same thing.

I dislike her floppy flaps
Overpriced cheap crappy flasher trench!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Recrap - once again my recraps come with a disclaimer that a ‘scroll on’ is perfectly acceptable should my written diarrhoea be too much for you!


Thread #89
The Return of the HoochyLou
Episode 1

Set - The Hovel driveway
Scene - Monday came at us thick and heavy in the form of Mumma repping next seasons Aunty Flo range and wearing the Moon Cup Body Sock with perspex stilettos. But no time to chat - Mumma she bizzyyy!! Fark me neighbour John, it’s all happenin!!”

Tuesday
Set - An eating establishment
Scene - Very bizzy day for the Mayor of PeenTown with lots of tit n stuff to do but first we eat - all the farken foods get in mah belly!! Mumma she hungry!!

Cut to: The Hovel kitchen
Mumma is in a farken STINKER of a mood cos the Mitsubishi got a parking fine and the emails went off the line. Farken duck me in the back anal!! Mumma she raging!

As Mumma rage cooked Oxtail Slop, it was tools down for erryone (not you Lia, keep ‘em rollin bestie)!! Bubs!! Mumma needs some pap-rika STAT!!

Wednesday
Set - The Hovel kitchen
Scene - Quicker than an unexpected caffeine enema on a perimenopausal woman with undiagnosed IBS….Wednesday Roots seemed to be back on the laminate table!! Oxtail slop, kale, sadza, camp plates, all paired with some segsy whispers made for a night of finger lickin forkless ducking!! Mumma, she ready!!

Thursday
Set- The Hovel makeup table
Scene - Fezzas woke from their Coolibah goon bag induced slumber at 4am to join Mumma in her Best n Less bralet for ‘The Big Announcement’. Mumma she camera ready!!

Set - Channel 10 Studio, Bumfuck Nowhere, Sydney
Scene - Lights, Camera, Action! Mumma, frozen (like an ox in the Mitsubishi headlights on a Tuesday night) by the segsy lure of her reflection in the Studio 10 cameras, makes the unfortunate affirmation “I hate crime too”. Mumma she a dickehead!

Camera pans to Nigella, Angelina and Bing Bong metaphorically pissing themselves.

Cut!

Friday
Set - iPhones/Nokias/Samsung phones/tablets/laptops all across the World
Scene - EmmyLou Loves IG page- up in the wee hours, Mumma sharing quotes from the ‘I fucked my relationships in the back anal chasing fame and all I have to show for it is this crappy 5 min segment on a failing mid morning talk show’. Mumma she crack the shits!!

Friday arvo
Set - Morning Glory Cafe
Scene - Mumma jumps online quickly to reveal she’s doing the dirty on Braaaadddd with a farken chickn sanga and to tell us she’s doin tit n stuff. Ya know?? Breakin some hearts n droppin some farts . Mumma do Mumma

Friday evening
Set - Chaddy
Scene - hostage situation with The Children = Wholesome family content uploaded…. with a cheeky shout out to the Fezzas Mumma she salty!


Closing credits
Unpacked suitcases last seen rolling themselves over to Neighbor Johns to seek asylum…..
View attachment 2229587
**Show not renewed for a second Season…

CUTIE YOU ARE THE MUMMAFARKEN MVP OF TATTLE FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!