Cleaning With Mario Gossip Forum

This little boujee beauty of a title is thanks to @blocknroll Edited slightly so it wasn’t deleted for the sweary words - Cleaning with Mario #22 - karma on your arse and stovies out your arse The wee shite still hasn’t let slip what the new job is yet and we are not fine about it. What we do...

Thread dedicated to @Jeaniepeanie let’s make it a good one in her memory ❤️ Quick recap from the last thread Marion is absolutely fine luvlies! He has finished his Christmas shopping so now he can just pure relax for the next 3 month. He has also been offered new jobs from everyone and after...

We are Mel C style (kind of) high kicking our way into thread #20 for our favourite unemployed midget! 💃🏻💎 Most liked thread suggestion was @Exhausted Pigeon's Mario Kart (if Manbagzda ever got himself a Hinch style trolley) but he hasn't 😂 so we are 'parking' that for another day *groan* So...

It's that time again ma darlins' 👌🏼💎 Winning title was actually mine with 49 votes 🗳 however, it was a collab with @Noseybonk and @Jerry Garcia who made the suggestions and I just put them together. Last thread round up Manbagzda finally admitted he'd been made redundant by Debenhams but had...

New thread time again, you boujee Tattle bastards! 💃🏻 Congratulations to @Noseycow2020 for the title suggestion, which stemmed from a comment left by a "lovelie" urging Manbagdza to use his spine 🤷🏻‍♀️ winning with an impressive 34 votes 🗳 and means I don't have to riot so well done hen 👌🏼💎...

New thread time again 💃🏻💎 As the voting was pretty much neck and neck, the thread title is another bespoke #collab - Dealing with Mario from @Exhausted Pigeon and Classy, Boujee, Ratchet from @Cagayu 👏🏼 Last thread round up - virtually the day after Manbagzda was #gifted the tapas, juss &...

New thread time ma darlins' 💎 Thread title is a combination following a campaign by @DilysMcGillis and @Johnnoijones for Smell the Wealth and Maladdin & The Magic Crapet was a joint effort from @lauramars and @It's All Fake. Last thread round up - Derek's allegedly learning to drive, although...

New thread for our Manbagzda. Couldn't really see any suggestions that stood out and we desperately needed a new thread so I made an executive decision to immortalise the funniest thing that pure wee ned has ever said given his bespoke troll rant today live from his council flat decked out in...

New ttitle courtesy of @Caramel Swirl with 43 votes. Hope this is correct, not been here long!

New thread Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter I think I may have made a pigs ear of creating new thread. Most liked was @Kaydeelaydee with 39 likes I haven't looke at this gobshites page through out the lockdown. What a day to come back - Is he putting on a posh...

Jumping for joy at another thread for our favourite Scottish, attention seeking, filthy wee cluttering shite! Congratulation to @ayeayecaptain for the thread suggestion which seemed to be the runaway overall winner with a ton of combined votes (I'm way too fucking lazy to count them all up...

Pure feelin' this new thread ma lovelies 💃🏻 <whips head back and so forth> Congratulations to @Badaboom for the off the cuff comment and @Nellyellie for suggesting it as the next thread title winning with 38 votes🏆 So hoosecoats on, all forms of Sharks at the ready and let's go! So aye....

New bespoke, plush and boujee thread time lads 💅🏼 Congratulations to @Exhausted Pigeon for the new thread title which got the most combined votes! Carry on your discussions of our favourite surface cleaner and his Shark museum here 😄

Thank you to @cleaningupthecrap for this thread title - winning with 22 votes 👍🏼 Carry on your discussions about the only man in Paisley who pays FULL RENT to the council to cut his hair (same time as they do the grass) and then styles it out with a protractor 😁

Well, we can thank the Daily Record for this thread title 😂 Originally suggested by @Madonna - it got the most votes combined. Can our Marion make it to 100,000 delusional fuckwits following him before the end of this thread? Carry on your discussions of our favourite white tight wearing...

Thank you to Badaboom for nominating my Purple Rayn joke for the next thread title winning with 23 votes 💜 Carry on discussing our favourite Scottish "cleaner" here! So aye and so forth....

It had to be done, didn't it? Now go forth and so forth

Congratulations to @Exhausted Pigeon for the thread title with 38 votes! Let's get bitching about our favourite Scottish Debenhams celebrity....😈 So aye!

Thanks to @Noname12345 for the title as boring as he is! How gutted must he be that he has had to save up to 'renew all this' with not just any crapets, but LUXURY GREY crapets himself. And then have to tell us about it in a poorly voice because his sleep pattern is all over the place.

New thread

New thread.

Think he needs a thread of his own, he's getting lost between the non drama drama on the other thread, he's hit the big time with 55k, although pretty sure he thinks it's 55mil. Puts himself up there with Lady Di and Hinch. Biggest sleb in Scotland, now know for his diva style rants in asda...