hopethishelpsallthebest
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Not long hens. 
hopethishelpsallthebest
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We need our gal to do a photoshop of Marion home alone style in New York at the plaza
Babybail93
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I’ve no been oan tattle fae a while ma lovelies. I’ve been busy wae getting myself pregnant at the grand age of 46. Turns out I’m 4 months gone and was with wean when I had my tits done! I thought I was due ma change of life, like oor Marion.
My 28 year old son is disgusted, the girls are happy yet sickened
after the shock me and Mr Bail are happy and terrified. So that’s a little baby Mario coming in June. I wonder if I’ll have mine before Mario is blessed wae a babby
My 28 year old son is disgusted, the girls are happy yet sickened
after the shock me and Mr Bail are happy and terrified. So that’s a little baby Mario coming in June. I wonder if I’ll have mine before Mario is blessed wae a babby
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Sorry it's late ma lovelie.Can someone photoshop Marion’s face on Sam smiths outfit fae the brits the night please? Will give me a bespoke laugh whilst I’m knee deep in those lethal drinks #ginandtonic
Kaydeelaydee
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Away in a bedsit
There's a plush bespoke bed
Where the little shit Mario
Lays down his thumb head
The stars from the nightlight
Looked down where he lay
The little shit Mario
Fuhl rent must he pay
There's a plush bespoke bed
Where the little shit Mario
Lays down his thumb head
The stars from the nightlight
Looked down where he lay
The little shit Mario
Fuhl rent must he pay
Ferguson
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Well 2023 has been extremely uneventful for I, Daisy Uncle of Paisley.
Achieved absolutely fuck all. Spent all his petty cash on plastic & polyester and is now in an unmanageable amount of debt.
Made 1 overnight trip to London, paid for by his #bestie who booked him the smallest cheapest room with a tiny single bed. Needed to be collected by Deed Deek as he was unable to get a train by himself.
Applied to Insta for a blue tick at a cost of £10.99 per month, then pretended he knew nothing about it, and tried to imply Instagram had recognised his international fame and awarded said blue tick without his knowledge.
Decided to stop cutting his ain hair with a pizza cutter and went to a professional salon. Unfortunately (for him, nae us) his barber of choice, Nathan was a Tattler & butcherd him.
Telt us he would nae be going tae see Barbie, then went tae see Barbie.
Revealed he was going on holiday in 2024 to Lanzarote, and bought his clothes & suncream a year in advance. Didn't disclose where he was staying so he didnae compromise his security, but then posted on the FB page for the Be Live Experience Lanzarote Beach Hotel.
Dragged his cunt washings roond tae the brothers house tae use the washing line & play hoose.
Pictured himself in brothers hot tub in a lime green bikini.
Covered his kitchen worktops in sticky back plastic for the 14th time.
Celebrated his 40th birthday.
Notable gifts were a colouring book, some crisps and a charrum for his bracelet.
His "friends" planned a big night oot where they all got glammed up to the nines, they thought it would be funny to no tell him & let him turn up in wee lassies trainers and Pat Butchers cardigan.
Received a bunch of dead flowers.
Put his Halloween decorations up in July, then announced that he hated them.
Put his Christmas decorations up in September then announced in November he was sad Christmas was coming to an end.
Was asked by a follower if he has learning difficulties.
Was ill at least twice per month.
Bought 14 different Salt & Pepper pots.
Continued to use Klarna to make expensive online purchases, photograph them for Instagram then return them.
Nay wunner we, the Virus community are all jealous of his life. Also
New York in America
Gold in weight
Hard of English
Earth and soul
Tons blessings, roll on 2024, let's get this year done
Achieved absolutely fuck all. Spent all his petty cash on plastic & polyester and is now in an unmanageable amount of debt.
Made 1 overnight trip to London, paid for by his #bestie who booked him the smallest cheapest room with a tiny single bed. Needed to be collected by Deed Deek as he was unable to get a train by himself.
Applied to Insta for a blue tick at a cost of £10.99 per month, then pretended he knew nothing about it, and tried to imply Instagram had recognised his international fame and awarded said blue tick without his knowledge.
Decided to stop cutting his ain hair with a pizza cutter and went to a professional salon. Unfortunately (for him, nae us) his barber of choice, Nathan was a Tattler & butcherd him.
Telt us he would nae be going tae see Barbie, then went tae see Barbie.
Revealed he was going on holiday in 2024 to Lanzarote, and bought his clothes & suncream a year in advance. Didn't disclose where he was staying so he didnae compromise his security, but then posted on the FB page for the Be Live Experience Lanzarote Beach Hotel.
Dragged his cunt washings roond tae the brothers house tae use the washing line & play hoose.
Pictured himself in brothers hot tub in a lime green bikini.
Covered his kitchen worktops in sticky back plastic for the 14th time.
Celebrated his 40th birthday.
Notable gifts were a colouring book, some crisps and a charrum for his bracelet.
His "friends" planned a big night oot where they all got glammed up to the nines, they thought it would be funny to no tell him & let him turn up in wee lassies trainers and Pat Butchers cardigan.
Received a bunch of dead flowers.
Put his Halloween decorations up in July, then announced that he hated them.
Put his Christmas decorations up in September then announced in November he was sad Christmas was coming to an end.
Was asked by a follower if he has learning difficulties.
Was ill at least twice per month.
Bought 14 different Salt & Pepper pots.
Continued to use Klarna to make expensive online purchases, photograph them for Instagram then return them.
Nay wunner we, the Virus community are all jealous of his life. Also
New York in America
Gold in weight
Hard of English
Earth and soul
Tons blessings, roll on 2024, let's get this year done
hopethishelpsallthebest
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hopethishelpsallthebest
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A week leading it up to, "I'm nooooo welllllll."
Her nerves are going to be shot to shit. "Land this plane the nooo, ahm getting off, drap me tae the bus, so aye."
Her nerves are going to be shot to shit. "Land this plane the nooo, ahm getting off, drap me tae the bus, so aye."
menopausalmargrit
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He got on a four hour train Ann.
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Under_The_Influencer
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Oan his wee shell chair!
BishBashBoss
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storage?! lol fuck off
I had to redo ‘Rayn’ 
Sweet Jesus, I cannae cope ma lovelie
I had to redo ‘Rayn’
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hopethishelpsallthebest
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Blowing intae the thread like a crisp autumn leaf the nooo. Ma lovelies, I've been on a wee comma, about 2 weeks ago, I visited my oncologist who told me my treatment I had last year failed, so I'm back in for more in a few weeks. But worse than that, last week, my cat, my love of my life, passed suddenly and it just knocked the shit out of me. I can deal with most stuff, but this has affected me the most, he was my little baby. So I've been off having a breakdown but I've still been occasionally watching the wee poisonous pixie of Paisley, and felt one hunner percent compelled to come on here when I saw that he posted a pair of Timberland toddler booties. Fuck me, they were tiny. He must get them in the kids range. I swear tae God if he pairs them with his bastard shiny leggings and his long woodlouse coat, I'm done! I'm parking masel here the noo tae go and catch up the day. So aye, tonsa love tae youse, am away.
Babybail93
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Thanks to @Dove88 for our new thread title!
What a weekend it has been for our wee Mazza! First there was the uncovering of his brother’s YouTube videos. The brother sounds the exact same as Mario and also requires subtitles to be understood. Mario is like the pound shop version of his Wilko brother. So aye.
Then the Hinch was on her tour of Scotland. Visiting a disabled wain for a PR stunt, as you do. A bit like a knock off Princess Di.
She was staying 6 miles away from our Maz and was visiting a mutual friend on both Saturday and Sunday. Did she visit him? He didn’t even get a mention. he has done what Hinch needed him to do, now he’s old news for her.
This very public snub incited a “DM me hun” cryptic post, which was swiftly deleted 7 minutes later. Luckily us Tattlers always get receipts.
He followed this up with another “just me and the kids now. Snakes everywhere” post saying he will be aff this app for the noo. He has hinted that he’ll be back after Christmas. However, this is Mario. The cunt can’t hold his water. He’ll be back by Tuesday the latest.
The best part of this snub is that Hinch would have literally driven past his Beirut pied et erre to get to and from Glasgow Airport. So aye. That’s him put firmly in his place.
What a weekend it has been for our wee Mazza! First there was the uncovering of his brother’s YouTube videos. The brother sounds the exact same as Mario and also requires subtitles to be understood. Mario is like the pound shop version of his Wilko brother. So aye.
Then the Hinch was on her tour of Scotland. Visiting a disabled wain for a PR stunt, as you do. A bit like a knock off Princess Di.
She was staying 6 miles away from our Maz and was visiting a mutual friend on both Saturday and Sunday. Did she visit him? He didn’t even get a mention.
he has done what Hinch needed him to do, now he’s old news for her. This very public snub incited a “DM me hun” cryptic post, which was swiftly deleted 7 minutes later. Luckily us Tattlers always get receipts.
He followed this up with another “just me and the kids now. Snakes everywhere” post saying he will be aff this app for the noo. He has hinted that he’ll be back after Christmas. However, this is Mario. The cunt can’t hold his water. He’ll be back by Tuesday the latest.
The best part of this snub is that Hinch would have literally driven past his Beirut pied et erre to get to and from Glasgow Airport. So aye. That’s him put firmly in his place.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Hello ma lovelies, hope youse are aw well. Just a little sing song tae get youse in the Christmas spirit, so aye. Sing it hen's!
AWAY IN A MANGER
A Rayn in a manger
no room for a bed
the little wee Marion
laid down his thumb head
The stars in the Quadrant
bumming fort he lay
oh take me wee Derek,
Do youse know I'm a gay.
The fatty is hoovering
the neighbours awakes
but selfish Lord Marion
Calls them all snakes
I love you my Derek,
my man is so high
he stays by my side
even though I tell lies.
Be near me, wee Derek,
I ask youse to stay
Klarna forever or
you'll continue to pay
Bless all the feart children
who laugh, point and stare
Breath like manure
Feathers for hair
Sing it hen! Also.
AWAY IN A MANGER
A Rayn in a manger
no room for a bed
the little wee Marion
laid down his thumb head
The stars in the Quadrant
bumming fort he lay
oh take me wee Derek,
Do youse know I'm a gay.
The fatty is hoovering
the neighbours awakes
but selfish Lord Marion
Calls them all snakes
I love you my Derek,
my man is so high
he stays by my side
even though I tell lies.
Be near me, wee Derek,
I ask youse to stay
Klarna forever or
you'll continue to pay
Bless all the feart children
who laugh, point and stare
Breath like manure
Feathers for hair
Sing it hen! Also.
