This thread comes from our @Kaydeelaydee after people called for her boujee sentence to become a thread title. Chanting you oan from the rooftops hen! You’re living life as it should be lived!
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Moira returned from her hiatus because he’d got pure boujee, bespoke wardrobes from the small business IKEA.
As expected they look tit and don’t fulfill the job they are meant to
He treatid himself to a new duvet and mattress topper. In the colour white and scent polyester
He spent £40 on two snide beverage glasses.
He made a pure bespoke cooler inspired by the small business, Starbucks. This includedfresh frozen berries, a pump glug of Monin syrup, Chinese strawberry tea made in England by Tetley and a drizzle of ice cream syrup. In the taste of “nae teeth left hen”
He then got these new style of blind that absoloooootley no one in the history of blinds has had before. They are bespoke Venetian. In the colour faux wood with “tapes” through them. We were then treatid to a how to of how these blinds work. Strangler fingers made a come back
Still no sign of Derek the spliffer. Weee baby gurel Rain hasn’t been seen in an age either
He has weather bipolar. One minute he loves the heat. The next he cannae stand it and is melting through the flaaaaairs
Christmas chat has begun, on July 28th
Mario is still a bleep with 2 hairs oan his 5-heeed
He is living life how it is meant to be lived. Complete with cosy vibes, senses of wellness, boujee states of mind and so forth and so aye
Welcome to thread 40!!!
Moira returned from her hiatus because he’d got pure boujee, bespoke wardrobes from the small business IKEA.
As expected they look tit and don’t fulfill the job they are meant to
He treatid himself to a new duvet and mattress topper. In the colour white and scent polyester
He spent £40 on two snide beverage glasses.
He made a pure bespoke cooler inspired by the small business, Starbucks. This included
He then got these new style of blind that absoloooootley no one in the history of blinds has had before. They are bespoke Venetian. In the colour faux wood with “tapes” through them. We were then treatid to a how to of how these blinds work. Strangler fingers made a come back
Still no sign of Derek the spliffer. Weee baby gurel Rain hasn’t been seen in an age either
He has weather bipolar. One minute he loves the heat. The next he cannae stand it and is melting through the flaaaaairs
Christmas chat has begun, on July 28th
Mario is still a bleep with 2 hairs oan his 5-heeed
He is living life how it is meant to be lived. Complete with cosy vibes, senses of wellness, boujee states of mind and so forth and so aye
Welcome to thread 40!!!
Have l seen right at the prices of those deodorants he's advertising 
I'll stick with my Dove stick thanks
I'll stick with my Dove stick thanks£25 for 3 refills!!!!Have l seen right at the prices of those deodorants he's advertising
he is such an old Granny I had him using “Soft & Gentle” or “MUM”
New thread, happy days 
Mazda is still an auld fanny...Pass it on
Mazda is still an auld fanny...Pass it on
The thread is the same age as his demographic. Sweet
Why do I insist on taking a sip of my brew before I read these, #stained grey T-shirt now!
I cannot wait to see what this relates to!!! 
This is the kind of tit my 13 year old daughter puts on her insta. Sad little man
It also makes NAE sense whatsoever
This is the kind of tit my 13 year old daughter puts on her insta. Sad little man
It also makes NAE sense whatsoever
This is insta related ? Is it Marion? Because I have not got a scooby what you are saying.I cannot wait to see what this relates to!!!
This is the kind of tit my 13 year old daughter puts on her insta. Sad little man
It also makes NAE sense whatsoever
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Something he may do if planned….sorry what?
bleeping giberish
Absolutely brilliant recap oh thread 39 ma lovelie! Ah wis in absolute hysterics reading that! Had tae stop and wipe away ma fake tears fae laughing. So aye. Wit a laugh!
He can get tae duck talking about Halloween or Christmas on the 29th July. He’s such a bleeping cretin.
had to read this about 20 times to try and understand his pure bespoke EnglishI cannot wait to see what this relates to!!!
This is the kind of tit my 13 year old daughter puts on her insta. Sad little man
It also makes NAE sense whatsoever
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I did vote for Christmas though cause I’m a nosey bastard 
He's SO desperate to become an influencer
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Everybody hawd on to your hoosecoats, suhins afoot and it’s Christmas themed!! Oh my gawd a was a bit dooobious at first but decided to vote in the bespoke poll for Christmas just to see wit utter shite he’s got planned for us aw, tonnes of luv xo
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Feliz Navidad to thread 40 
I just have to say I personally love Christmas, like come November 1st my tree is up and it’s xmas films 24/7 (naw am no Marion a swear) plus I have a child so it’s allowed 
but a mean wtf is he aw aboot? He’s taking that too far, he needs a spending intervention. He’s doing all this purely thinking of the future likes/messages he’s going to get, that’s no normal!!!
) plus I have a child so it’s allowed but a mean wtf is he aw aboot? He’s taking that too far, he needs a spending intervention. He’s doing all this purely thinking of the future likes/messages he’s going to get, that’s no normal!!!
Does this mean he won’t be sweating his ass off any more ma lovelies?He's SO desperate to become an influencer
November can be forgiven but it’s bloody JulyI just have to say I personally love Christmas, like come November 1st my tree is up and it’s xmas films 24/7 (naw am no Marion a swear
Yes exactly ma luvlie, am in ma ain lane, Marion’s needing a tellin!November can be forgiven but it’s bloody July
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