Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye

[Babybail93]

Only one thread suggestion on the last thread ma lovelies, by aw very aine hen @Doodlebug71

Not really much of a catch up to report.

He’s still buying Christmas shite using Derek’s Vanquis credit card (APR 908%)

He’s over his autumn decor now. Probably because he put it up in March!

They’ve been onto their cooncillor aboot the mould and damp behind the bespoke MDF panelling

He had another little midweek strop and disappeared for a few days

Had a “saarrre” neck, but he’s fihhhnnnneee. Absolutely fihhhhnne

He’s still a whopping great bleep

So aye

 

[Shrekssister]

Alright ma lovelies how ur yees all. Took a wee break for a social media comma because my mental health's been through the flair boards but so aye and so forth am back. Cannae believe I missed a bespoke q and a, least I didn't miss a boujee karaoke session to easy on me.

Aye so anyway does anyone remember when Mario tried to be a beauty influencer with his wee make up routine? Wish he would do an updated one to show us his bespoke looks.

Also loved the chats about our favourite memories of Mario gone by, nikita and so forth. A personal favourite of mine I'm no sure was mentioned was #peppergate, I think that's when I first found him

 

[menopausalmargrit]

A new threed on this cauld Autumnal Saturday night? Wit a treet!

Tonsalove
M xxx

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I cannae wait for the wee wain jurney. I think next autumn we'll hear the pitter patter of tiny wee feet. It won't be the babies feet, it'll be Marions in his wee slipper booty and so forth.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I cannae wait for the wee wain jurney. I think next autumn we'll hear the pitter patter of tiny wee feet. It won't be the babies feet, it'll be Marions in his wee slipper booty and so forth. View attachment 813347

Omg that is so wrong. Got a funny feeling in my chest.

 

[Babybail93]

I cannae wait for the wee wain jurney. I think next autumn we'll hear the pitter patter of tiny wee feet. It won't be the babies feet, it'll be Marions in his wee slipper booty and so forth. View attachment 813347

He’ll be looking like this the night ma lovely after his Dominoe’s pizza and sides

 

[Step-by-step]

I cannae wait for the wee wain jurney. I think next autumn we'll hear the pitter patter of tiny wee feet. It won't be the babies feet, it'll be Marions in his wee slipper booty and so forth. View attachment 813347

I’m dead

MomaMarion

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

New threads make me aw nostalgic. Anyone remember the weans nightlight he bought in for the home spa feels? It's probably cooried in with the cereal dispenser.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mario has given birth. Derek is going to wipe his noon with a few leafs. It's so beautiful and natural.

 

[Shrekssister]

I cannae wait for the wee wain jurney. I think next autumn we'll hear the pitter patter of tiny wee feet. It won't be the babies feet, it'll be Marions in his wee slipper booty and so forth. View attachment 813347

Don't worry about the pitter patter its just the cooncil knocking in the letter boax on his ful rent flat

 

[TooFarScone]

The felt envelope has finished me off. He's such a bleeping manchild. I can just picture him on Christmas Eve leaving a mince pie and drop of sherry by the lecky fire for Santa.

 

[Pandasnooks]

I watched him going on about nearly being blind n thought... U R A MASSIVE FCKN BELLEND! I work for Renfrewshire Council so I'll be checking the records...

 

[Dawn Dayn]

we are family

 

[Step-by-step]

Meanwhile Christmas 2022

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Why is he talking like that on his latest story? Weird weird man.

 

[Chez300]

New threads make me aw nostalgic. Anyone remember the weans nightlight he bought in for the home spa feels? It's probably cooried in with the cereal dispenser.

Yes! I remember the big cereal dispenser reveal knew it wouldn’t last two seconds!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He’ll be looking like this the night ma lovely after his Dominoe’s pizza and sides

Full on IBS bloat ma lovely.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Insta subtitles are so anti Scots

 

[Weezaweeza]

Mario has given birth. Derek is going to wipe his noon with a few leafs. It's so beautiful and natural.

I am crying at this! Popping oot a wee Rayn!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Only one thread suggestion on the last thread ma lovelies, by aw very aine hen @Doodlebug71

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Not really much of a catch up to report.

He’s still buying Christmas shite using Derek’s Vanquis credit card (APR 908%)

He’s over his autumn decor now. Probably because he put it up in March!

They’ve been onto their cooncillor aboot the mould and damp behind the bespoke MDF panelling

He had another little midweek strop and disappeared for a few days

Had a “saarrre” neck, but he’s fihhhnnnneee. Absolutely fihhhhnne

He’s still a whopping great bleep

So aye

duck sake ma first ever thread sujjestion sit doon and get some class hens criss joos and lethal apreols nae cheese oan ma boards the night luvlees ...back in her lanes fur the ride of her lifes luvlees