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  1. Badaboom

    Cleaning with Mario #34 Olaplex for non existent hair, stop spending money you silly mare

    A new thread my lovelies all ready for when our Saint and Saviour of Paisley returns to his fold, title courtesy of @DrinkGinSaveWater with 38 votes 🥔♥️ Smell the wealth
  2. Badaboom

    Cleaning with Mario #33 Mario n’ Covid sitting in a tree, 1000’s dead but he's debt free

    Thread title by @mrsbucket with 59 votes! It’s Derek birthday, my lovelies pull up at chair at the tapas and joos table, pass round the criss and get some class 🥂
  3. NOID-phal

    Cleaning with Mario #32 hair mask in the scent pointless

    @Dove88 thread title, @BishBashBoss suggestion probably too naughty. 😂 The boiler is fixed, the tumble dryer is fixed. He's sold his fire surround thing, there's a big dent in the carpet.
  4. NOID-phal

    Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell

    Thread title by @BespokeBiatch Boiler broken, dryer broken again. He reckons he's been asked to go on TV. Crime watch maybe.
  5. NOID-phal

    Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

    He's confirmed he's a cleaner. Has *his* scent out as an oil. No word on Tom Ford's opinion. He's having panelling put in his sitting room, and wardrobes made. We think Derek is alive, but suspicions linger. Thread title by @jo14 there were posts with more likes, but they were rude, you filthy...
  6. Noseycow2020

    Cleaning with Mario #29 We just can’t fadum it. Jumping to conclusions always his delusions

    I stepped oot ma ain lane and had to include fadum in the title so changed your suggestion a wee bit ma lovelie @menopausalmargrit i hope you don’t mind mwah mwah
  7. Oohthedrama

    Cleaning With Mario #28 Practice makes OK.

    New thread. joint title comes from @twilightgarden and @Noseycow2020 With thanks to @NOID-phal for flagging it 😉
  8. Badaboom

    Cleaning With Mario #27 The Baldie Just Doesn’t Care It’s obvious You Ripped Your Own Flair

    Boujee new thread title courtesy of @notanothergrammer I had to shorten it from: ”The boujee Bald Eagle just doesn't care Its blatantly obvious you ripped your own 'Flair'” Continue on here and so forth, but stay in yer ain lane unless you want karma on your arse! (If someone else can do an...
  9. NOID-phal

    Cleaning with Mario #26 clutter station in the colour plywood

    Thread title from our lovelie @shadyessex33 We think he's working half an hour a week as a cleaner for the polis. No sign of oor Derek 😔 He's crammed every inch of the Tat flat with decorations, and added a POS hot chocolate /coffee/tea station. It looks like a POS too. Oh, he's bought...
  10. NOID-phal

    Cleaning with Mario #25 7th November Mario showed to me, his boujee Christmas tree

    Thread title from our lovelie @allforthegram We still don't know where he works. 😁 He's got his tree up ALREADY, had to shove his armchair into the bedroom. His hoose is now like a fire service hazard training video.
  11. NOID-phal

    Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

    We still don't know where his joab is, but a bit of pavement has been arrested and is being questioned. He's still buying Christmas tat. Fingers crossed I've started this thread correctly. 😁
  12. NOID-phal

    Cleaning with Mario #23 grinch's no 1 fan, who left skids in the pan

    Most like thread suggestion by @coldtoast Mario was all ready for Christmas weeks ago. This week he's carried on buying. 🙄 We still don't know what his job is, and he's buying wax burners like a serial killer buying copies of Catcher in the Rye.
  13. Noseycow2020

    Cleaning with Mario #22 karma on your arse and stovies out your arse

    This little boujee beauty of a title is thanks to @blocknroll Edited slightly so it wasn’t deleted for the sweary words - Cleaning with Mario #22 - karma on your arse and stovies out your arse The wee shite still hasn’t let slip what the new job is yet and we are not fine about it. What we do...
  14. Noseycow2020

    Cleaning with mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell 💎🥔

    Thread dedicated to @Jeaniepeanie let’s make it a good one in her memory ❤️ Quick recap from the last thread Marion is absolutely fine luvlies! He has finished his Christmas shopping so now he can just pure relax for the next 3 month. He has also been offered new jobs from everyone and after...
  15. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley

    We are Mel C style (kind of) high kicking our way into thread #20 for our favourite unemployed midget! 💃🏻💎 Most liked thread suggestion was @Exhausted Pigeon's Mario Kart (if Manbagzda ever got himself a Hinch style trolley) but he hasn't 😂 so we are 'parking' that for another day *groan* So...
  16. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #19 Imperfect Mario - the joinery continues! 🔨

    It's that time again ma darlins' 👌🏼💎 Winning title was actually mine with 49 votes 🗳 however, it was a collab with @Noseybonk and @Jerry Garcia who made the suggestions and I just put them together. Last thread round up Manbagzda finally admitted he'd been made redundant by Debenhams but had...
  17. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #18 Spine Bright Like A Diamond 👌🏼💎

    New thread time again, you boujee Tattle bastards! 💃🏻 Congratulations to @Noseycow2020 for the title suggestion, which stemmed from a comment left by a "lovelie" urging Manbagdza to use his spine 🤷🏻‍♀️ winning with an impressive 34 votes 🗳 and means I don't have to riot so well done hen 👌🏼💎...
  18. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #17 Dealing with Mario. He's Classy, Boujee, Ratchet

    New thread time again 💃🏻💎 As the voting was pretty much neck and neck, the thread title is another bespoke #collab - Dealing with Mario from @Exhausted Pigeon and Classy, Boujee, Ratchet from @Cagayu 👏🏼 Last thread round up - virtually the day after Manbagzda was #gifted the tapas, juss &...
  19. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #16 Maladdin & The Magic Crapet. Smell The Wealth! 💎

    New thread time ma darlins' 💎 Thread title is a combination following a campaign by @DilysMcGillis and @Johnnoijones for Smell the Wealth and Maladdin & The Magic Crapet was a joint effort from @lauramars and @It's All Fake. Last thread round up - Derek's allegedly learning to drive, although...
  20. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #15 Take a seat and get some class!!

    New thread for our Manbagzda. Couldn't really see any suggestions that stood out and we desperately needed a new thread so I made an executive decision to immortalise the funniest thing that pure wee ned has ever said given his bespoke troll rant today live from his council flat decked out in...
  21. Swipeupguyzzz

    Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

    New ttitle courtesy of @Caramel Swirl with 43 votes. Hope this is correct, not been here long!
  22. irishbelle Thnak

    Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

    New thread Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter I think I may have made a pigs ear of creating new thread. Most liked was @Kaydeelaydee with 39 likes I haven't looke at this gobshites page through out the lockdown. What a day to come back - Is he putting on a posh...
  23. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario

    Jumping for joy at another thread for our favourite Scottish, attention seeking, filthy wee cluttering shite! Congratulation to @ayeayecaptain for the thread suggestion which seemed to be the runaway overall winner with a ton of combined votes (I'm way too fucking lazy to count them all up...
  24. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

    Pure feelin' this new thread ma lovelies 💃🏻 <whips head back and so forth> Congratulations to @Badaboom for the off the cuff comment and @Nellyellie for suggesting it as the next thread title winning with 38 votes🏆 So hoosecoats on, all forms of Sharks at the ready and let's go! So aye....
  25. Be More Pacific

    Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper 🥔

    New bespoke, plush and boujee thread time lads 💅🏼 Congratulations to @Exhausted Pigeon for the new thread title which got the most combined votes! Carry on your discussions of our favourite surface cleaner and his Shark museum here 😄