New thread suggestion by @TheCrapetCleaner with 44 likes! (Love that name hen!)
So ma lovelies it’s already tame fer a new bespoke made to order boujee thread on this dayn of dawn!
The patron Saint of Paisley has treatid us awe to lots the last two weeks!
It all began with a Sunday lunch at his sister’s, which needed to be put on “rate my plate”! Boiled tatties, anaemic gammon and an oxo cube. Yum! He then showed us all his sister’s new “gorgeous” front door. It looked like a door most people have. He was just impressed it opened into the open air, unlike his slum.
He took us on another “am nae in this fur the money. Not for me that life on THIS APP!” jurneh. It then took him 2,083 dots of doom to answer 4 questions.
Despite saying he still had 11 days left of the autumn decor on 20th October, 12 hours later he’d decided it was “awe coming doon!” because he was sick of looking at them. Maybe if you’d not put them up in the middle of summer eh hen? By the end of the 21st there was nae a sign of Autumn left in the tat cave!
He tried to pretend he took it all down so early because he was going to be sooooo busy the following weekend, but he ended up doing duck all!
Then he had another pass agg rant about how insta was boring and shite. This was on the back of all the other insta huns getting a PR gift, but he didn’t
Then the big reveal of his new AMA shite. A flammable diffuser that Hannah got off of wish, that she is now selling at a mark up of 350%, yep you read that right, 350%!
On this new thread day he has been up all night with the shits, but still managed to visit home Bargs and McDonald’s of course!
The cat still hates him
He’s still a bleep
Still has nae life to brag aboot
Love youse aww tonnes ma lovelies!
So ma lovelies it’s already tame fer a new bespoke made to order boujee thread on this dayn of dawn!
The patron Saint of Paisley has treatid us awe to lots the last two weeks!
It all began with a Sunday lunch at his sister’s, which needed to be put on “rate my plate”! Boiled tatties, anaemic gammon and an oxo cube. Yum! He then showed us all his sister’s new “gorgeous” front door. It looked like a door most people have. He was just impressed it opened into the open air, unlike his slum.
He took us on another “am nae in this fur the money. Not for me that life on THIS APP!” jurneh. It then took him 2,083 dots of doom to answer 4 questions.
Despite saying he still had 11 days left of the autumn decor on 20th October, 12 hours later he’d decided it was “awe coming doon!” because he was sick of looking at them. Maybe if you’d not put them up in the middle of summer eh hen? By the end of the 21st there was nae a sign of Autumn left in the tat cave!
He tried to pretend he took it all down so early because he was going to be sooooo busy the following weekend, but he ended up doing duck all!
Then he had another pass agg rant about how insta was boring and shite. This was on the back of all the other insta huns getting a PR gift, but he didn’t
Then the big reveal of his new AMA shite. A flammable diffuser that Hannah got off of wish, that she is now selling at a mark up of 350%, yep you read that right, 350%!
On this new thread day he has been up all night with the shits, but still managed to visit home Bargs and McDonald’s of course!
The cat still hates him
He’s still a bleep
Still has nae life to brag aboot
Love youse aww tonnes ma lovelies!
can it be added to the Christmas tat total?!
shocked we haven't heard v much about it today. Plus why no trip to Edinburgh?
I think tattle users live rent free in wee Mario's heed. I'd say I hope it's bigger in there than his tat cave but we all know what size his brain is.