Cleaning with Mario #49 It really is Candy Cane Lame

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Our @Cagayu had the most likes for a suggestion but I simply couldne fit it aw in ma lovely

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So it’s 7th November and Mario, the 38 year old man, has already decorated and revealed the tat cave in all its Candy Cane Themed glory.

Nae much else to recap Ma lovelies. I think that speaks volumes. So aye
 
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Thanks to @Doingitforthegramhuns with this blinding thread title.



Our @Cagayu had the most likes for a suggestion but I simply couldne fit it aw in ma lovely

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So it’s 7th November and Mario, the 38 year old man, has already decorated and revealed the tat cave in all its Candy Cane Themed glory.

Nae much else to recap Ma lovelies. I think that speaks volumes. So aye
I can’t believe it, on this dayn of dawn my own bougie bespoke thread title. Tattie hearts to you all 🥔❤
 
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Away in a bedsit
There's a plush bespoke bed
Where the little tit Mario
Lays down his thumb head
The stars from the nightlight
Looked down where he lay
The little tit Mario
Fuhl rent must he pay
 
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Will I get barred if I say I really like it 🤣. Looks like Christmas has thrown up in there
Right up my candy cane alley
Never liked gonks , I'm more nutcrackers but it all looks cute yknow
 
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Away in a bedsit
There's a plush bespoke bed
Where the little tit Mario
Lays down his thumb head
The stars from the nightlight
Looked down where he lay
The little tit Mario
Fuhl rent must he pay
Oh that is beautiful hen! Bought a fake tear to ma Kerry Katona eye so it did
 
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A new thread already. And we've just got started pulling his dec's to bits 🤣
 
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Ma lovlies, ah think this is has been THE BEST DAY OF DAWN in the history of Tattle.
St Mario of Paisley has outdone himself with the amount of plastic tacky shite in the hobbit hole, his reposts are the stuff of legend and he’s having a blast blowing mair smoke up his arse today than he has in the last year, but…
Youse have surpassed yersels with your comments on the previous thread. Youse are on fire the day🔥. Thanks for the laughs ma pals.
 
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Candy cane lame deserved the win. Calling a spade a spade.

TLDR of the last thread -
Mario took down his fall tat a week before halloween because he was busy the rest of that week. He wasn’t.
He released some more products for his brand. Aka Ava may wax melts using his name to peddle priced up products of a dupe of a Tom ford scent that mario calls his brand.
@chickenlittle007 aka mario or someone who brownnoses him turned up and told us we were all jealous of his success
We aren’t.
 
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Derek looks beautiful monza. Always a wee snide dig with you isn't there. Leave oooor deek alone #freederek
 
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