Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

[Babybail93]

We didn’t have any thread suggestions in the last one ma lovelies. So I’ve put together a couple of phrases you all liked.

Ma thread, Ma rules! Nae debates! Just enjoy! So aye

We are currently on 31 Christmas grid posts since 1st November. All the same picture pretty much, taken from varying angles

 

[Step-by-step]

Today’s bauble purchase they are as big as his head & obviously hollow like him

He’s bleeping nuts, Christmas 2022 aw duck right AFF

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He's still buying Christmas decorations, he hates/loves his peen tree in the bedroom. The balloon arch lasted a week £125 bargain. He's off work so doing even less, and surprise surprise, he can't sleep.

 

[Johnnoijones]

We didn’t have any thread suggestions in the last one ma lovelies. So I’ve put together a couple of phrases you all liked.

Ma thread, Ma rules! Nae debates! Just enjoy! So aye

We are currently on 31 Christmas grid posts since 1st November. All the same picture pretty much, taken from varying angles

Face scratched onto a sausage clutching my beak

 

[Philimena cunk]

We didn’t have any thread suggestions in the last one ma lovelies. So I’ve put together a couple of phrases you all liked.

Ma thread, Ma rules! Nae debates! Just enjoy! So aye

We are currently on 31 Christmas grid posts since 1st November. All the same picture pretty much, taken from varying angles

Wow...my face scratched on a sausage comment...!!!so overwhelmed with emotion

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Loving to new bespoke thread name

Two grown men on a Friday night settling down with hot chocolate, flumps and sprinkles!!! And that spoon ffs
Any normal bleep would be onit by now. Pair of old fuddy duddies

 

[Blanche Hunt]

In honour oh our new bespoke thread:

Scheme Queen
She keeps her PG tips
In her cooncil cabinet
“Ma page ma rules”, she says
Wearing Gucci counterfeit
We think she’s a parody
Or a BBC Alba comedy
Shes got a bespoke chocolate station
And a candy cane sign
Cookie jars and crippling debt
The neighbours are doing Ket
The upstairs huv mice

She’s a Scheme Queen
Home Bargains, doesnae clean
Wouldn’t fill the stadium oh his football team
Anytime

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Loving to new bespoke thread name

Two grown men on a Friday night settling down with hot chocolate, flumps and sprinkles!!! And that spoon ffs
Any normal bleep would be onit by now. Pair of old fuddy duddies

I’ve just cracked open my second bottle of wine and fell into my toilet whilst trying to do myself up and he’s drinking horlicks. I know who won’t be doing the horizontal hula tonight my lovelies.

 

[coffeeislife21]

Who called it that he would complain about it being freezing cold

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’ve just cracked open my second bottle of wine and fell into my toilet whilst trying to do myself up and he’s drinking horlicks. I know who won’t be doing the horizontal hula tonight my lovelies.

Is it you cos you've not spotted a lump of jobby on your head from the loo swim ma lovelie?
Love youse margrit.

 

[maeve87]

Steering right oot ma lane to say I don't get why so many people criticise them for not going out much or boozing a lot? Lots of people prefer to stay in and just relax, nothing wrong with that ma lovelies

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why is he always shaking like a shitting dog? He almost had that hot chocolate all over his flairs when he lifted it up

 

[ferretmcferret]

Does oor Maz always shake like a shitting dog?? Hot chocolate nearly all over the worktops there

Why is he always shaking like a shitting dog? He almost had that hot chocolate all over his flairs when he lifted it up

jinx! We replied that at the same time

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Steering right oot ma lane to say I don't get why so many people criticise them for not going out much or boozing a lot? Lots of people prefer to stay in and just relax, nothing wrong with that ma lovelies

Are you lost hen?

 

[Chez300]

What has he got in these cups, lead balls? His wee hand was trebling at the weight of them!

 

[Babybail93]

Always cracks me up with the shakes like he’s on a heroin come doon.

 

[Chez300]

Steering right oot ma lane to say I don't get why so many people criticise them for not going out much or boozing a lot? Lots of people prefer to stay in and just relax, nothing wrong with that ma lovelies

They’ve been out to eat nearly everyday this past couple of weeks and he drinks aperol and coke with marshmallows so aye

 

[Macmama]

In honour oh our new bespoke thread:

Scheme Queen
She keeps her PG tips
In her cooncil cabinet
“Ma page ma rules”, she says
Wearing Gucci counterfeit
We think she’s a parody
Or a BBC Alba comedy
Shes got a bespoke chocolate station
And a candy cane sign
Cookie jars and crippling debt
The neighbours are doing Ket
The upstairs huv mice

She’s a Scheme Queen
Home Bargains, doesnae clean
Wouldn’t fill the stadium oh his football team
Anytime

Bespokely deed and clutching ma beak

 

[Booboo76]

Why is he putting flumps in his hot chocolate? Maz, they make specific ones just for hot chocolate, they’re tiny little pink n white ones, they do them in homebargains, ya know your favourite shop, I wonder if he knows about them, he’ll be on here tomorrow saying he bought them weeks ago and they’re an absolute staple!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Loving to new bespoke thread name

Two grown men on a Friday night settling down with hot chocolate, flumps and sprinkles!!! And that spoon ffs
Any normal bleep would be onit by now. Pair of old fuddy duddies

Im a bottle of wine down and feeling no pain. Kids at in-laws, hubby at work and I’ve had a kebab. Living life like it should be lived my lovelies. So aye