Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[Babybail93]

Time fae a new thread oan this dayn of Mondays dawn. Let’s kick the tit oot of this week. So aye

Thanks to oor wee bleep @Blanche Hunt fae the bespoke thread title wae the most votes. Nae debates!

 

[Poptart]

I've just seen that Aldi are going to be selling heated hoosecoats. I'm praying wor Mario gets one!

 

[Runforestrun]

Oh no ma lovelies Oor Marion has ruined his fablon worktops! Why the duck would you use mould and mildew spray on worktops?? I’m thinking he wanted them changed and did it on purpose. Also, would it not be cheaper and more cost effective to just get new worktops??

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Aw ma lovelies, ma first thread suggestion! Thanks for chanting me oan fae the rooftops. Ah cannae remember whit wan oh you bastards mentioned ‘bumming fort’ but you deserve credit for it anaw. Spine bright

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Marion returns from a comma and we have a new thread. I bloody love Mondays! Something in me has changed!

 

[SuzyE]

Mario, stop writing and posting drivel, you stupid man

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Mario, stop writing and posting drivel, you stupid man
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Gies away a few tins oh Pledge and Windowlene and noo he’s some kinda spiritualist. Gies peace Marion.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

I saw this and immediately thought of Our baby gurl Rayn and Marion and I hope to heck this is what it’s really like

tonsa luv to youse all lovelies on this brand new dayn of dawn thread tattie hearts (no comma beaks) x

 

[Runforestrun]

Poor baby gurl Rayn goes on those worktops to look out the window cos that’s the only glimpse of daylight and the outside world she gets

 

[DramaQueen79]

So hes back with green worktops and sounding like a nasal panto dame Boy av missed the wee fud!!!

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Mario, stop writing and posting drivel, you stupid man
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Been for his morning IBS shite then

 

[Skyflier6727]

Gies away a few tins oh Pledge and Windowlene and noo he’s some kinda spiritualist. Gies peace Marion.

He’s the Ghandi of Seedhill.

 

[mrsbucket]

Those cupboard door handles kill me everytime. Whose idea wus it tae fit them sideways? Pyoor bespoke!

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Those cupboard door handles kill me everytime. Whose idea wus it tae fit them sideways? Pyoor bespoke!

I think the cooncil are trolling him ma lovely so aye x

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

Those cupboard door handles kill me everytime. Whose idea wus it tae fit them sideways? Pyoor bespoke!

How have I never noticed this before

 

[twilightgarden]

Aw ma lovelies, ma first thread suggestion! Thanks for chanting me oan fae the rooftops. Ah cannae remember whit wan oh you bastards mentioned ‘bumming fort’ but you deserve credit for it anaw. Spine bright

ABZALOOTELY loving this new thread Well done Blanche Hen on your bespoke title

Am no sure if it wis me that started bumming fort or if it wis another wan of youse lovelies but Tong Brakston gets me every time clutching ma beak!

In celebration of this new thread am away to get aw cosy and have some hoat chocklit. Am no boujee enough for a velveteer so aye.

Tattie hearts to youse. Tonsa love TG X x x x

 

[laynelo_]

Marion returns from a comma and we have a new thread. I bloody love Mondays! Something in me has changed!

It must be aw they muller yogurts and 3 grapes yer having ma luvlie, pure motivation in a bowl

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Do those cat bowls in a holder double up as a wee bespoke stool so Wee Deek can reach the sweetie cupboard?

I think there’s mare chunce o’ Oor Soph coming up for the weekend then there is o’ him liking Monday, the crabbit wee goat

 

[mammaof3]

So he doesn't move the appliances on his worktop to clean under them, just cleans around them. Filthy animal.
Rather than spending again, just spray the stuff again and match it up...dim f*cker.
Looks like more than 2 cupboards full of products

 

[DaimIt]

Think that is the clearest I have seen Marion's counter tops. Well aside from the cat right up there where most people prepare food .
Why would the counters go green tho ? Isn't it bleach in the mould and mildew spray ? shouldn't it have just taken the color out?