Well ma lovelies a canny believe it on this day of dawn we’ve got a bespoke new thread!! You really are ma true lovelies n even though a don’t want aw this exposure as am in ma ain lane a thank youse all, youse all just get me, so aye.
2 weeks ago today was my ain bespoke wains 13th birthday and he couldn’t sleep the night before for excitement god luv the wee soul, but not once, I tell you not once, did he ask to open one of his presents early, probs coz he knows it’s a pyooor rid neck to show off on the gram like the way Marion did but it’s his page his rules his ain lane!!
a was going to go to the boujeee bingo the night but av decided to stay in get aw comfy n cosy on mah non-gifted couch way mah hoosecoat n tights on and am going to celebrate instead way joose n criss and *THAT* drink and then send oor Marion a happy birthday DM thanking him for being born NAE DEBATES xo
been plannin it aw week tae! First by uppin ma capital one credit limit and gone tae the shoap fur sum Taytos and dilutin joos, Ribena mind pure bespoke nane eh that watered doon pish. Might even get masel some babybels, gie myself the chronic Duke of argyles but duck it Tons a love and YOLO!. You'll find me oot the morra night at the dakota up to ma 3 pubes in pure lethul cocktails askin the reception at Dakota if they've goat any pillows fur sale, I mean Al promote them an aw that but I'm not a big influencer and never want tae be. So aye an so forth. Back in Yer laines ya overtakin basturts 
It's the most wonderful time, of the year
