Cleaning with Mario #53 Spiders in the sheets, meeting fake lovelies oan the streets!

[Babybail93]

We didn’t have any thread suggestions this time. So I’ve taken this last minute entry from @Anti-influencer about Mario’s vast “things that never happened”. So aye. Ma thread ma rules!

Not a lot has happened with our Scottish Pygmy lately. He’s been on and off comma’s like nae boadies business

Can I just say I love this explanation of Mario! It fits him to a tee.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The trainers! The cardigan!! The charum keychain!!! The woman’s perfume!!!! The exclamation about Christmas money!!!!! We are in for a bumpy ride ma lovelies

 

[jxhx]

He likes to walk to work on a Friday as opposed to every other day when he drives. Wait........

 

[MaidMarion]

His signature scent is Tom Ford, we see the lynx mazda hen...

 

[Johnnoijones]

Everything with be bought with his Christmas money come 26th December. He carries on like a 10 year old school girl. That scarf is bigger than he is

 

[Babybail93]

The amount of shite he has on them shelves, and he’s after buying more shite with his “Christmas money”. bleeping idiot

 

[Doodlebug71]

The amount of shite he has on them shelves, and he’s after buying more shite with his “Christmas money”. bleeping idiot

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The only tidy area in the tat cave is the ceiling hen ...so aye

 

[other things online]

The amount of shite he has on them shelves, and he’s after buying more shite with his “Christmas money”. bleeping idiot

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whats with all the make up brushes?

we all saw his skin yesterday, like farto said yesterday its like tortoise skin, so i really think he wont be able to apply any make up to his highly sensitive skin - when really its being chemically bleeping peeled by all the shite he puts on it.

 

[Babybail93]

The only tidy area in the tat cave is the ceiling hen ...so aye

I’m surprised he hasn’t found a way to hang storage boxes off of that for his tat

 

[laynelo_]

These plimsoles I cannot. There should be part on the wiki of his horrific shoe collection

 

[Booboo76]

Where has this time went, what? Why does he talk like that, bleeping moron!!!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

These plimsoles I cannot. There should be part on the wiki of his horrific shoe collection

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Am guessing the credit card was declined for the Alexander McQueens then.

Cannae wait for the new year jurnae that’s about tae come
Fresh start!
Page 1 of 365!
New year, new me!
This year is ma year!
KEEP MA POWER!
*insert more affronting cliches said by teenage lassies and lassies who huv jist been dumped*

 

[instainsta2021]

His Christmas money Imagine if he never got any

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I’m surprised he hasn’t found a way to hang storage boxes off of that for his tat

You've given him an idea there my lovely, it'll be the next journey

 

[mrsbucket]

That xmas tree is a bloody eyesore. The more I see it the more repulsed I become. I think even Maz would agree he got carried away in the moment and it's absolutely honking!

I bet he's itching to take doon his xmas tat decs but cannae let us win. I'm betting they will be doon oan Boxing Day quicker than a whores drawers, so aye nae debates!

 

[Anti-influencer]

Ma first thread title ever. Fifty dots incoming about how a built this thread fae the grun up, but al not let this app change me!!!! It’s no ma joab!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

The amount of shite he has on them shelves, and he’s after buying more shite with his “Christmas money”. bleeping idiot

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Those shelves give me the fear with all the shite he’s hoarded on them.
What is that woolly thing trying to escape from the bottom right hand side??
new trainers are Glekit just like oor Margo’s leather face!!! So aye!!!!

Buckled up and ready for our Christmas jurneh Ma lovlies

 

[Johnnoijones]

The amount of shite he has on them shelves, and he’s after buying more shite with his “Christmas money”. bleeping idiot

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Looking at this gives me so much anxiety. He needs to get himself on that sort your life out with Stacey Solomon

These plimsoles I cannot. There should be part on the wiki of his horrific shoe collection

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Sports direct finest

 

[Whodunnit]

Mario more like MariNo

 

[Whatsallthis]

Am guessing the credit card was declined for the Alexander McQueens then.

McQueens dont do Klarna but ASOS does