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Only one thread suggestion on the last thread ma lovelies, by aw very aine hen @Doodlebug71 Not really much of a catch up to report. He’s still buying Christmas shite using Derek’s Vanquis credit card (APR 908%) He’s over his autumn decor now. Probably because he put it up in March...

Thanks to our lovely @Skyflier6727 for this bespoke thread with the most likes. So aye. Chanting you on hen What a week we have had ma lovelies! He is still spending like nobodies business. Although the last few days he seems to have ramped it up to next level. He had the shits after a ”spicy...

Had to put two thread suggestions today because they are things of beauty. So aye Thank you @twilightgarden & @Curtaintwitcher45 Pure made to order bespoke 👍 So, for the first half of the last thread our wee munchkin was pushing his autumn shite on everyone still. It’s been worked out...

Thank you to @Dove88 for this new bespoke, pure boujee thread title. It was a close one, but you just pipped it with 32 likes We are now flying through threads at a rate of about one a week! Go us. It’s all this gold content Mario keeps giving us. So after the pure craic that was Mario’s...

LADS!!! Another cozy bespoke thread after we flew through the last one like Marions beige food flies through him in an IBS episode! we had such a fabulous birthday weekend last week, but now it’s September and we are just embarking on oor Marions Autumnal journee of pumpkins and leafs. As you...

New bespoke boujee thread ma loveliees just in time for Marions dawn of days!!!!!! The day he turns 38!!!!!!!!!! Let’s awl get warrm n cozy and settle in for his birthday journee so aye and so forth. tons a love mwah 😘 congrats to @notanothergrammer for the autumnal vibe thread title

Title @Under_The_Influencer 🍾 There's new lino in hall, he's denied *romours* he's had fillers and botox. He's got a new fleece bed jacket that'd make an 80yr old feel frumpy. It's the middle of August and he's talking about autumn, blankets, Halloween and Christmas.

This thread comes from our @Kaydeelaydee after people called for her boujee sentence to become a thread title. Chanting you oan from the rooftops hen! You’re living life as it should be lived!

Thanks to @mrsbucket for this thread title! Treatidd oorselves tae a boujee bespoke new thread jus in taem for Mariah’s return tae the garam! Anyone wanna do a recap? Not that much has happened. Other than the intermittent attention seeking quotes. So aye

On the dawn of days I bestow to youse owl a bran noo bespoke boujie thread! Congrats to our esteemed tattler @Curtaintwitcher45 for the title, edited slightly to fit 🥔🥔💎💎 As you were lads! Quick recap of the week… Marion is still a twat.

NEW THREADS LADS! Carry on being legends so aye and so forth, tons a love for the wonderful @margot44 for her inspired thread title 🥔💎 Spine bright ma loveliees

New thread ma luvlies! Title by @Curtaintwitcher45 *I had to cut the title as it was too long! Catchup: - We got a wiki! check check 1. 2. - The bespoke new living room with a media wall and panelling has been revealed - He’s still just a wee arsehole Continue as youse were.

Hope I’ve done this properly, first time creating a thread lads! Thread suggestion by laynelo_ Carry on being legends everyone! 😘

A new thread my lovelies all ready for when our Saint and Saviour of Paisley returns to his fold, title courtesy of @DrinkGinSaveWater with 38 votes 🥔♥️ Smell the wealth

Thread title by @mrsbucket with 59 votes! It’s Derek birthday, my lovelies pull up at chair at the tapas and joos table, pass round the criss and get some class 🥂

@Dove88 thread title, @BishBashBoss suggestion probably too naughty. 😂 The boiler is fixed, the tumble dryer is fixed. He's sold his fire surround thing, there's a big dent in the carpet.

Thread title by @BespokeBiatch Boiler broken, dryer broken again. He reckons he's been asked to go on TV. Crime watch maybe.

He's confirmed he's a cleaner. Has *his* scent out as an oil. No word on Tom Ford's opinion. He's having panelling put in his sitting room, and wardrobes made. We think Derek is alive, but suspicions linger. Thread title by @jo14 there were posts with more likes, but they were rude, you filthy...

I stepped oot ma ain lane and had to include fadum in the title so changed your suggestion a wee bit ma lovelie @menopausalmargrit i hope you don’t mind mwah mwah

New thread. joint title comes from @twilightgarden and @Noseycow2020 With thanks to @NOID-phal for flagging it 😉

Boujee new thread title courtesy of @notanothergrammer I had to shorten it from: ”The boujee Bald Eagle just doesn't care Its blatantly obvious you ripped your own 'Flair'” Continue on here and so forth, but stay in yer ain lane unless you want karma on your arse! (If someone else can do an...

Thread title from our lovelie @shadyessex33 We think he's working half an hour a week as a cleaner for the polis. No sign of oor Derek 😔 He's crammed every inch of the Tat flat with decorations, and added a POS hot chocolate /coffee/tea station. It looks like a POS too. Oh, he's bought...

Thread title from our lovelie @allforthegram We still don't know where he works. 😁 He's got his tree up ALREADY, had to shove his armchair into the bedroom. His hoose is now like a fire service hazard training video.

We still don't know where his joab is, but a bit of pavement has been arrested and is being questioned. He's still buying Christmas tat. Fingers crossed I've started this thread correctly. 😁

Most like thread suggestion by @coldtoast Mario was all ready for Christmas weeks ago. This week he's carried on buying. 🙄 We still don't know what his job is, and he's buying wax burners like a serial killer buying copies of Catcher in the Rye.