Thanks to
@lhb120 for the title and also
@FakeSmile
Recap:
- Somehow blended families and divorces are linked to.....
vitamins?
- She has a "side hustle" where she re-sells jewellery that she buys from ebay and possibly from charity shops
- She ate full sized
chocolate cake in her car
- The hot tub was sold because it was too costly for her and replaced with some shitty string lights and new pavers
- She
hinted at Zoe Sugg's pregnancy a few days before Zoe announced it
- She has also did something
similar but with Fleur De Force
- Zoe may have blocked Louise from her
private instagram
- We got a sneek peek of
Pearl's chore list which includes "no whinging"
- Her
ensuite was renovated
- She moaned on about how hard it was to be a single mother even though she never parented alone. Darcy's dad (Matt) has always been a very active part in Darcy's life and she has/had nannies
- Liam HAS to respect that her job
yields more money
- The girls got a trampoline and shockingly, it wasn't #gifted
- Darcy's
birthday necklace cost about £389 with a genuine diamond but it easily could've cost either £1000 or £1500, depending on the type of gold plating
- Nothing quite says Happy 10th Birthday like a
coco pops advert
- Darcy's birthday vlog
recap
- She admitted to
writing her first book to get back at her American ex, Drew. She even sent it to him to show him how successful she is
- She hopped on the "baby names I love but didn't use" trend about 3 years too late and promoted the video non-stop for 3 days
- Most of the
baby names in question are god awful and of course she had to make another passive aggressive comment towards Pearl
- Life update vlog
recap
- Louise, sweetie. Have you
forgotten that you're engaged to a "good egg" named Liam?
- Times #1 Best Selling Author who is
terrible at spelling
- A
face reveal of her American ex boyfriend, Drew. The one she always moans on about even though she's engaged and their relationship was short-term and ended over 5 years ago