Itās simple I guess, bit like Loz'bleep runt'!
I shall be using that one from now on!
Itās simple I guess, bit like Loz'bleep runt'!
I shall be using that one from now on!
Size 654. Will fit any sized feet between 4-6. Just needs socks to make It fit better as she commented in one post.What size she bought those in? Size 6? Coming to depop soon!
Sheāll wait until Laulie is crying before she gets on OF, her vile pervy fans will love the milk spurting out in response to the cryingCalling herself a stay-at-home parent is a bloody insult to those that do the job but just wait till the New Management arrives THEN she will be in the position to comment about the hard work, the exhaustion, lack of sleep - ALL of it! Right now is the best time she's ever had vis a vis what she has looming in the near future, to which how is she going to continue with her video smut when theres a screaming banshee letting rip in the next room demanding attention? I think she is in for one horrible shock
Why is she dressed like an early 80s male figure skater? The black lycra all in one with the diamante trim? We know how poor she was on Dancing on ice. Why has she been buying John Curry's cast offs?FFS, she's out n about n pouting n hair flickin again, on power save mode as per:
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I was thinking earlier WTAF is she wearing and now I knowWhy is she dressed like an early 80s male figure skater? The black lycra all in one with the diamante trim? We know how poor she was on Dancing on ice. Why has she been buying John Curry's cast offs?
She probably caught a glimpse of herself in the actual mirrors and couldnāt bear it so had to quickly look at herself through her filtered phone camera.Out shopping without a mask, needs to sit down and take selfies, goes into Zara to buy clothes that wonāt fit her. Excellent use of her time and energy.
Clothes actually fitting has never bothered Big Loz, in fact she prides herself on having that poured/sewn in look and if she isnāt bursting the seams it is too bigIām a comfortable 12 and also 1/2 Spanish and the only thing in my size that fits is the shoes.
I think all my Zara coats are a L....
Her size 18 frame aināt fitting into Zara clothes
ES GORDA
There must actually be truth in this, the shallow Hal syndromeShe probably caught a glimpse of herself in the actual mirrors and couldnāt bear it so had to quickly look at herself through her filtered phone camera.
ROFL, this is a perfect descriptionWhy is she dressed like an early 80s male figure skater? The black lycra all in one with the diamante trim? We know how poor she was on Dancing on ice. Why has she been buying John Curry's cast offs?
Yes but Lozza is such a sleb that COVID has to ask Moleman before daring to approach her, do you not know who she isOut shopping without a mask, needs to sit down and take selfies, goes into Zara to buy clothes that wonāt fit her. Excellent use of her time and energy.
God's sake, it's more like the spare wardrobe seconds from 'Blades of Glory' intit babez?Why is she dressed like an early 80s male figure skater? The black lycra all in one with the diamante trim? We know how poor she was on Dancing on ice. Why has she been buying John Curry's cast offs?
Oh man @Clickbait thank you firstly for my first ever mention (sniff!) and I donāt know what you do for a living but if youāre not highly successful you should be. The attention to detail is just sublime.A big well done to our @Facehugger for the new thread title , managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.
For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.
Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe itās time for another thread? Weāre now inyearweek 29 of the longest āpregacyā in history and not long before hot mumma pendingāsmeal ticketbaby arrives. And boy does she need the money!
Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesnāt pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for Ā£100, she is charging Ā£20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.
The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.
Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels sheās charging more than they retail for on the company website; some āLouis Vuittonā nana trainers; and some ugly AF āYeezyā slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mateās shop
We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.
Sheās going āback to workā touting a āspecailā offer where you pay her Ā£180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboonās arse/ @behindthesofaās dogās swollen fanny
There is speculation sheāll soon be selling her kidās nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given theyāll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.
She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We donāt want her dredged up for a second time.
We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows heās really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceAppād and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed theyāre sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.
She wants her ācollegesā to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). Sheās also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.
Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she canāt wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her ānatural makeup and nice clothesā look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.
She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she canāt stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you donāt need to eat healthily if youāre pregnant . It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but sheās desperate tosnoop ongo training with Chaz as soon as baybeh has popped out and is settled - as @MesaLoca suggests - in the cupboard underneath the stairs with the #gifted trash.
Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Lozās baby Brian is contagious
The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.
She posted a blatantly old photo from the āpolyester jumpsuitā series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush āyou canāt edit a videoā.
This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza
We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boyās new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys āWhen the sun goes downā for our love birds.
@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends .
And we had some stunninā art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all
Finally, drum roll ... Get your plunger šŖ to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you
Captain is @265, Iām curious too, I have some recollection of Capt. Birdseye but could be wrongOh man @Clickbait thank you firstly for my first ever mention (sniff!) and I donāt know what you do for a living but if youāre not highly successful you should be. The attention to detail is just sublime.
My personal fave was the āugly AF Yeezy slider/crocsā (I know!), oh and the ādogs swollen fannyā, oh and the floatation device/dredging ref, which I had not previously seen.
Just class thank you so much.
Ps donāt know who this captain is you speak of.... But tell me just out of interest was that a title bestowed on said person or was it self appointed? Regardless, itās a no fricking brainer - you need to start every thread.
Yours...
The captain title is a running joke. It is a bestowed title. 265 was joked at one night that he is Captain Birds Eye because he likes his fish fingers on a Friday. He then had an avatar of Captain Birdseye for a while. It's nothing to do with being captain of any ships or anythingOh man @Clickbait thank you firstly for my first ever mention (sniff!) and I donāt know what you do for a living but if youāre not highly successful you should be. The attention to detail is just sublime.
My personal fave was the āugly AF Yeezy slider/crocsā (I know!), oh and the ādogs swollen fannyā, oh and the floatation device/dredging ref, which I had not previously seen.
Just class thank you so much.
Ps donāt know who this captain is you speak of.... But tell me just out of interest was that a title bestowed on said person or was it self appointed? Regardless, itās a no fricking brainer - you need to start every thread.
Yours...
34 Jake, she'll have it at 37 which is full term & which is sometime the first week or so in June, I keep telling ya!!I know Iāve said it before but how on earth is she only 30 weeks pregnant? She must be overdue now, surely?