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A big well done to our @Facehugger for the new thread title 
, managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.
For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.
Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe it’s time for another thread? We’re now inyear week 29 of the longest ‘pregacy’ in history and not long before hot mumma pending’s meal ticket baby arrives. And boy does she need the money!
Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesn’t pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for £100, she is charging £20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.
The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.
Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels she’s charging more than they retail for on the company website; some “Louis Vuitton” nana trainers; and some ugly AF ‘Yeezy’ slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mate’s shop
We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.
She’s going “back to work” touting a “specail” offer where you pay her £180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboon’s arse/ @behindthesofa’s dog’s swollen fanny
There is speculation she’ll soon be selling her kid’s nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given they’ll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.
She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We don’t want her dredged up for a second time.
We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows he’s really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceApp’d and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed they’re sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.
She wants her “colleges” to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). She’s also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.
Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she can’t wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her “natural makeup and nice clothes” look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.
She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she can’t stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you don’t need to eat healthily if you’re pregnant
. It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but she’s desperate to snoop on go training with Chaz as soon as baybeh has popped out and is settled - as @MesaLoca suggests - in the cupboard underneath the stairs with the #gifted trash.
Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Loz’s baby Brian is contagious
The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining
thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.
She posted a blatantly old photo from the ‘polyester jumpsuit’ series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush “you can’t edit a video”.
This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza
We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boy’s new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys “When the sun goes down” for our love birds.
@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends
.
And we had some stunnin’ art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all
Finally, drum roll
... Get your plunger 🪠 to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you 
, managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.
Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe it’s time for another thread? We’re now in
Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesn’t pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for £100, she is charging £20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.
The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.
Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels she’s charging more than they retail for on the company website; some “Louis Vuitton” nana trainers; and some ugly AF ‘Yeezy’ slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mate’s shop
We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.
She’s going “back to work” touting a “specail” offer where you pay her £180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboon’s arse/ @behindthesofa’s dog’s swollen fanny
There is speculation she’ll soon be selling her kid’s nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given they’ll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.
She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We don’t want her dredged up for a second time.
We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows he’s really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceApp’d and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed they’re sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.
She wants her “colleges” to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). She’s also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.
Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she can’t wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her “natural makeup and nice clothes” look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.
She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she can’t stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you don’t need to eat healthily if you’re pregnant
. It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but she’s desperate to Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Loz’s baby Brian is contagious
The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining
thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.She posted a blatantly old photo from the ‘polyester jumpsuit’ series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush “you can’t edit a video”.
This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza
We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boy’s new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys “When the sun goes down” for our love birds.
@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends
.And we had some stunnin’ art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all
Finally, drum roll
... Get your plunger 🪠 to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you 
Happy Sunday Scrunchies.
midwives have to ask her if she actually wants to hold the baby she’s just given birth to. Slob declines and says she will after she’s had her hair and makeup done for the Gram
