Guys I am throwing my hat into the ring, I give you our Lady of the Sweetcorn, her Big Lozness captured in a newly "illustrated" holy image, you are all welcome. I luvs our yungel. It gives me so much joy just to read about her on here (wouldn't want to live next door to her mind)
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Bath time....
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Still trying to translate it into something I understand. But I think she said she’s going to teach her daughter not to cheat the world. UMMMMM. Lauren is the biggest fraud out there. She proved that this week selling fake shoes to her followers. bleeping lying witch.
Shut up loz ffs , she makes it sound like she was living in a bloody workhouse and so hard done by.
Evening you gorgeous lot! Currently smashing into the biggest omlette ever ooft. I don't like the video/photo in the key shop it gives me the fear. I find the filter really creepy and she wants us to believe that's her real face. If I saw that in the street I would freak out. Get the whole thing in the bin!
After someone mentioned the tan earlier I went on a little detective mission. It seems that someone or something is currently full time running the tan. Although it's still "LG Beauty" the blurb on the page has been changed to say it's a "formula created by Lauren Goodger" ( who knew she was such a science whiz) . Lozo has also removed it from her bio so definitely she has parted ways with the project. They probably throw her a tenner every month to use her initials on the bottle
I was just laughing to myself as when I think about it I still can't actually believe she is having a baby.
After someone mentioned the tan earlier I went on a little detective mission. It seems that someone or something is currently full time running the tan. Although it's still "LG Beauty" the blurb on the page has been changed to say it's a "formula created by Lauren Goodger" ( who knew she was such a science whiz) . Lozo has also removed it from her bio so definitely she has parted ways with the project. They probably throw her a tenner every month to use her initials on the bottle
I was just laughing to myself as when I think about it I still can't actually believe she is having a baby.
None of those words she wants her daughter to be are what Lauren is.
Sherlock is back!!Evening you gorgeous lot! Currently smashing into the biggest omlette ever ooft. I don't like the video/photo in the key shop it gives me the fear. I find the filter really creepy and she wants us to believe that's her real face. If I saw that in the street I would freak out. Get the whole thing in the bin!
After someone mentioned the tan earlier I went on a little detective mission. It seems that someone or something is currently full time running the tan. Although it's still "LG Beauty" the blurb on the page has been changed to say it's a "formula created by Lauren Goodger" ( who knew she was such a science whiz) . Lozo has also removed it from her bio so definitely she has parted ways with the project. They probably throw her a tenner every month to use her initials on the bottle
I was just laughing to myself as when I think about it I still can't actually believe she is having a baby.
Is any part of me meant to believe that this naked bath shot isn't for her punters and nothing to do with Lauliè. This is beyond the pale, off to report it!
She really is a dirt bag , bet the old cameras lighting the old chigwell bathroom up now , like Blackpool
Illuminations snapping Christ knows what for OF for a tenner towards the rent for the house with the outhouse
She failed the bleeping audition to be a gangsta mol after dating a thug in prison. Yeah loz, teach her well ( leaving it late on the devustaintn myscarrydge imho, still not buying this lier)
Fucks sake, if it's like the illuminations old Chazbod will be outside charging folks a tenner to go past in a horse & cart & peek through the windows (yes, I know they're in an upstairs flat before you all start
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Is oddbod still there? Do we know? I know some see his posts. Apart from the boxing, is he free now?
I have a bad gut and on my way to buy kefir yoghurt
I thought I’d have a listen.... 
she’s truly delusional isn’t she! She also can’t tell the basis of a story without giving EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL. Met a man, he had a fancy business card, asked to do my hair for free, I’d worked in a salon before my pretend legal secretary job, blah blah bleeping blah! And yeah, I’m sure the production team thought you’d be the British version of LC. FML! 9 mins in she mentions young gel... I laughed out loud at that bit!His IG tonight showed hI’m pouring what looked like a cider, outside a pub. So maybe he’s broken free!
Advertising a locksmiths-wow, that's living the bleeping dream right there!
Love that lockdowns ended. Hopefully he starts getting very very thirsty.
Charlie’s at the pub with his boyfriends. And she’s in the bath showing her butthole to Brian again. Brian’s realized he bought the monthly pass so might as well get some more bang for his buck. He can hang his head in shame again when the months over.
Still all about her and not the baby, then? Still thinking of that baby as a doll to project upon. Sigh!
It might have looked like cider. But he's probably just doing some specialist water games for his 'special' clientele.
Apparently there was a false alarm the other day. Chaz and Lozza had gone to the car park to meet the backgrid pap. Well Lozza felt what she thought was a contraction, shouts to Chaz " Babe I think out beautiful girl's coming now !!!!" Chaz in panic tells Lozza to go behind the hedge we've all seen when she goes on the wander and " Says Babe I'll phone 999 and you get ready to have it"
Lozza goes but as he's phoning she shouts " too late she 's here and her legs are kicking !!!" Chaz rushes behind the hedge " Don't be stupid Babe I told you not to eat all that food you've just tit on a frog!"
Lozza goes but as he's phoning she shouts " too late she 's here and her legs are kicking !!!" Chaz rushes behind the hedge " Don't be stupid Babe I told you not to eat all that food you've just tit on a frog!"
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