I take photos of me lasses crack
Sell em on the tinternet to make a whack
Her ass is made of plasticine
It is so amazeballs it must be seen.
Verse 2 of Me lass by Sinkboy
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Sell em on the tinternet to make a whack
Her ass is made of plasticine
It is so amazeballs it must be seen.
Verse 2 of Me lass by Sinkboy
She's been on OF 20 mins ago so maybe the potatoes were being strategically placed... 
Brilliant!!
So she'll be Big Loz Bod ?! That works for us
Yes definitely this
He will sing this just after she’s given birth and
I reckon she has already drafted his tacky announcement post for their insta ready to go? Basically will say he didn’t think it was possible, but after seeing her bring Laulie into the world, he fell even more in love with her then he already was and just HAD to ask her to be his wife. Of course she will have looked even more beautiful than he has ever seen her before, she was taken by surprise and he can’t wait for them to start life as a family of 3
In normal circumstances this would be beautifully romantic but with this couple, it will just be tacky exploitation and another money making opportunity
Still can’t figure it out if he is just buying time and stringing her along. I mean if he supposedly wants to do it then there is nothing stopping him unless it’s about money which kind of makes the relationship a joke either way.
Lozza being intellectually challenged could still throw in a ‘junior’
Or Loz Dreary, I mean Drury.
She'll want to keep Goodger as she's so fantastically famous she can't risk losing her money making name. Loz Goodger-Drury.
Or she'll think she's being clever and mash them together; Loz Gooddrury. She'll have to take those big teeth out if she's got to say that too often. Many syllables.
She'll want to keep Goodger as she's so fantastically famous she can't risk losing her money making name. Loz Goodger-Drury.
Or she'll think she's being clever and mash them together; Loz Gooddrury. She'll have to take those big teeth out if she's got to say that too often. Many syllables.
I hope this person didn’t buy the shoes. Or at least researched first. They’re still advertised.
Personally I think if they're willing to buy anything from this con artist then they deserve it. Sorry but it's just not sensible is it.
It's always the ones that have snapchat filters as their profile pics & put kisses after every sentence too.
I think it looks tit. Seeing as you're asking.
What do I think? Absolutely
You look unreal babe. Unreal.
“Oh fankyew so much babe! Means lot! Your a absolutely stuning to! Kisses! Xx”
You look like Pete Burns fucked Jessica Rabbit!!
I'm going to put thread title suggestion on early if no-one minds, cos I'll probably be at work when this gets to page 50 tomorrow:
Lauren Goodger #27 Scamming money by selling fake gear and lips that look like a baboon's rear.
Lauren Goodger #27 Scamming money by selling fake gear and lips that look like a baboon's rear.
4 letters too long, but even with the last word removed the thread suggestion is bleeping hilarious.
We will have to shrink to make it work. It’s perfect. We need the “rear”!!
Don't tell me, I probably will not be here for the next thread either, depends on the amount of waffle.Thank youtake the 'by' out then, and swap the 'and' for a comma instead
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