Lauren Goodger #26 Face the shape of dairylea, begging stuff for free, baybeh now in 4D

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Is she just trolling us with ugly mutated pictures on purpose now? She hasn’t even tried to hide the photoshop fails with sunken in cheeks and uneven face shape. Maybe she’s sad she hasn’t made the DM for the last few days
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That’s about a 1/4 of her face.
 
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The eyeliner though ...... that’s the eyeliner of a girl who is known for being the blowjob bandit after a night out at FACES.
 
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Her latest stories LOOOOL. So cringe! I almost pissed myself laughing. You're 34 Lozza not 20! Too funny!
 
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It really is cringe isn’t it. Putting makeup on and taking pictures of yourself pouting and posting it on Instagram. Even her niece probably doesn’t behave like that.
 
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Is she just trolling us with ugly mutated pictures on purpose now? She hasn’t even tried to hide the photoshop fails with sunken in cheeks and uneven face shape. Maybe she’s sad she hasn’t made the DM for the last few days
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That’s about a 1/4 of her face.
WTF is that lipstick all about?!
And what a sad vacuous existence she leads.
 
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Candles and meditation. The bleeping dimwit thinks she’s going for a spa treatment.

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The only candle she’ll have in there is one on top of a triple layered chocolate deep fried cake that she will Hoover down in between pushing.
 
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Here we go scrunchies, our weekly walkabout to nowhere pap shot complete with her see-through market stall leggings, enhanced by the tied up and casually stained (by left nipp leakage) t shirt that she should be using as a duster, complete with nana trainers.

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Pregnant Lauren Goodger shares a kiss with Charles Drury after getting a scan of their baby girl | Daily Mail Online
Is it me or does Chas look like he should be off robbing with that charming sportswear look ?
 
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Ooh er, Michelle and Mark are higher up than her, she's not going to be happy. At least they used a pic which was so airbrushed she looks like she thinks she looks. They've even covered her mutant butt up with Michelle Heaton, what luck! (I don't read gossip mags but goodness me it's z list all the way isn't it)

If she does the top deck for £100 I wonder if she'll do the foof for a grand? This is a personal battle because I both don't want to know, and really do want to know.
 
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Here we go scrunchies, our weekly walkabout to nowhere pap shot complete with her see-through market stall leggings, enhanced by the tied up and casually stained (by left nipp leakage) t shirt that she should be using as a duster, complete with nana trainers.

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Pregnant Lauren Goodger shares a kiss with Charles Drury after getting a scan of their baby girl | Daily Mail Online


Chunky Chaz is getting ever chunkier - I think we need to stage an INTAHVENSSHUN
 
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Ooh er, Michelle and Mark are higher up than her, she's not going to be happy. At least they used a pic which was so airbrushed she looks like she thinks she looks. They've even covered her mutant butt up with Michelle Heaton, what luck! (I don't read gossip mags but goodness me it's z list all the way isn't it)

If she does the top deck for £100 I wonder if she'll do the foof for a grand? This is a personal battle because I both don't want to know, and really do want to know.
She did the top deck for a grand last year 🙈!
 
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Is she just trolling us with ugly mutated pictures on purpose now? She hasn’t even tried to hide the photoshop fails with sunken in cheeks and uneven face shape. Maybe she’s sad she hasn’t made the DM for the last few days
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That’s about a 1/4 of her face.
Funny how this is mentioned and bam, shes in it! They can't get the day right as it was on Sat like...
 
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She did the top deck for a grand last year 🙈!
Oh how the mighty (???) have fallen! Mind you, a grand is cheap - I certainly wouldn't do it for a grand, or even 10 (not that anyone's offering but you know!!)

I guess it is 'easy money', easier than getting a day job but with all the money she must have made, she could have at least bought a house outright and set up a way to generate a living income. She either never earned that much, or squandered it. And yet she still walks around with blatant fakes (she has a 'Fendi' phone case, they don't make them in that style and never have). So she's spending her cash on cheap copies and pretending to be wealthy/successful.
 
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