Lauren Rose Goodger (born 19 September 1986) is an English television personality, glamour model, media personality and columnist. She starred in the ITVBe reality show The Only Way Is Essex from 2010 until 2012, debuting in the first series before departing in series 6.
In January 2013, Goodger took part in the eighth series of the ITV ice skating show Dancing on Ice, where she was partnered with Michael Zenezini and finished eleventh after being eliminated in week 2. In August 2014, Goodger entered the Celebrity Big Brother house in the fourteenth series of the show.
Thanks to @minamoon for the new thread title! Had to shorten it a bit to make it fit 🙂
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We are eagerly awaiting LaBored Mark II when she...
Thanks to @Blowup80 for the new thread title!
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We were treated to the sight of Lozza the Hut and Chaz in a mag photo shoot with BYG in a large hospital gown...
New thread title thanks to @minamoon !
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Our BYG treated us to some unfiltered pics after getting her car done and they’ve made our year! Some pap...
Thanks to @HeCannitSeeMan for the new thread!
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As you were Scrunchies!
Another cracking thread title from @FlirtyThirty - congratulations 🎉
Quick roundup:
• She did a photoshoot in a cheap, flimsy swimsuit and looked a right state.
• There is still no YouTube content despite suggesting she has loads to put on there.
• After showing him in the background of her...
New thread! Thanks @Clickbait for the new title!
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https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-54-queen-of-scams-fists-like-hams.27718/
As you were Scrunchies!
Congratulations to @FlirtyThirty who narrowly edged out @WordSalad to win the new thread title crown 👑
@WordSalad you should try again for the next thread as it will remain true for that one as well! (Thread #53 Post 955)
Quick roundup:
The YouTube video had still not arrived so she recorded...
New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!!
Onwards and upwards for the next instalment!
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She’s still preggers
Chaz went...
Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title 👏 - a long time lurker turned title winner 👑
As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options.
Quick recap:
After...
Thanks to @FlirtyThirty for thread title!!!
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As you were Scrunchies!
Roundup:
* Lozza and Ch’arg/Benny Hill have split (allegedly)
*Our BYG still hasn’t taken LaBored out in the fresh air but reads here as she gets...
Welcome to #50!
Well done to @Eureka for the winning title.
Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-49-obviously-you-read-this-site-let-us-help-bring-larose-up-right.25512/page-50
Carry on Scrunchies!
Billy no mates then!
Thanks to @NinaStar90 for the thread title!
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Happy Christmas Scrunchies!
Roundup:
* Big Loz says all three of them had COVID and...
Welcome to #48. 🤗
Well done @Crowbag for the suggestion.
Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-47-so-oddbod-has-legged-it-doesnt-lozza-feel-silly-but-what-will-be-next-for-his-flaccid-willy.24812/page-50
Carry on Scrunchies.
Welcome to #47
Well done to @pinkstar16 for the title which I had to adjust, don't think I can use the word
willy in the title so I'm playing it safe.
Previous Thread -...
Congratulations to @Caw1982 for the very apt thread title. Charlie has now left the building.
Special mention goes to @NinaStar90 for this belter. Poetic in its simplicity, and so very clever.
Roundup to follow…
A truly brilliant thread title, congratulations @Purpledahlia 🎉
Old thread is here:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-44-motherhood-expert-in-3-months-flat-no-one-wants-a-q-a-you-awful-tw.23692/
Quick roundup:
Big Loz is boring us to tears 😭 and there have been noises of demotion...
Congratulations to @annabelle_bronstein for the winning title which I’ve had to amend slightly to fit and hopefully be allowed by the Mods 🤞🏻
Fairly quick round-up as she’s been boring AF and in sloth mode.
She had a shit birthday party at the rented bungalow with basic party food and very few...
Congrats to @Crowbag on the new thread title. Very fitting we hit a new thread on her birthday.
BYG has been smothering poor baby Larose in mountains of oil; predictably she complained in a Closer article that she's been trolled about her new mum Bod, then said in her stories she doesn't know...
CONGRALASHUNS TO @Facehugger FOR THIS BEWFUL SUGGESHUN FOR THRED ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ 🤳🤳🤳🤳
(had to adjust slightly, but added some selfie emojis to make up for it 😘😘)
Congratulations AGAIN to @HeCannitSeeMan for this winning thread title!
Our BYG has been spotted out in the wild for the first time since Nanny Paté made her entrance into this world. General consensus is that Lozza looks fine 4 weeks post partum (apart from the ridiculous bolt on arse) but is...
Congratulations to @HeCannitSeeMan on the winning thread title!
NannyPaté LaRose is finally with us. Lozza has shared some truly bewful moments of her in her birfing pool. We have seen Ch'Arg's real teeth (hoping Lozza will beg him some Turkey Teefs soon!)
Lozza is selling her giant cesspit...
New thread!
Congratulations to @annabelle_bronstein for the winning title with 30 votes 👏👏👏👏
After eleventy seven months of waiting, we were finally graced with the arrival of our bewful yung gel's offspring. Lozza and Ch'Arg created a stunningly bewful and original moniker for sproglet -...
Welcome to #38 and well done to my La Perla Queen @Jersey Girl for the thread title,
I've never seen so many reactions!!
Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-37-from-lindo-wing-to-bingo-wing-still-no-laulie-so-scrunchies-sing.21427/page-50
Lozza had the child but gave...
Thanks to @Badirene for the fantastic thread title. Sadly our @Clickbait is on hiatus and like someone in a shit film at the Oscars who never thought they would win I just wasn't prepared!
Would someone like to do the honours and do a quick run down? I just woke up about three minutes ago and...
With another thread of very strong title suggestions, congratulations to @Facehugger for this one 🎉
Yungel is still pregnant. Aside from some more anti-vax nonsense, some more badly photoshopped nude photos and discovering she is a ball, nothing much has happened.
@Intoxicating shared a video...