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Lauren Rose Goodger (born 19 September 1986) is an English television personality, glamour model, media personality and columnist. She starred in the ITVBe reality show The Only Way Is Essex from 2010 until 2012, debuting in the first series before departing in series 6.
In January 2013, Goodger took part in the eighth series of the ITV ice skating show Dancing on Ice, where she was partnered with Michael Zenezini and finished eleventh after being eliminated in week 2. In August 2014, Goodger entered the Celebrity Big Brother house in the fourteenth series of the show.

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  1. NoHintOfDrama

    Lauren Goodger #94 She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.

    First post that could be used as a thread title! Thanks to @ShowMeThe Money
  2. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

    Congratulations to @DCI Jack Logan for your winning title! Your special prize is some skincare advice from BYG so you can be well on your way to a melanoma by the end of Summer.
  3. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #92 Big fat Loz goes back on telly and uses her bags to hide her belly!

    Bravo to @troutpout69 for the winning thread title. Your award is a rummage in her favourite skip to see if there is a microwave up for grabs. After several months of stagnation, BYG is back with a bang 💥 as she continues her life regression by getting a small role back on TOWIE as their...
  4. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #91 Skip diver, work skiver, low IQ, awful shoes, face botcher, Mark Wright watcher

    Well another slow moving thread with not much happening Scrunchies. My new title but by default, no one else could muster the energy to think of one 😂 It did end with Photoshops daughter, diet? She oughta! This wouldn’t fit in the word limit but references the fact she has started photoshopping...
  5. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #90 Big Loz has turned into a hermite whilst spouting her usual!

    Congrats to @troutpout69 on the winning thread title 👏 with the number reflecting her latest Only Fans % discount. I’m struggling to find the energy to write a round up given it all feels a bit like Groundhog Day. We are due another set up pap walk soon - hopefully Christmas related. Do people...
  6. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #89 Big Loz is taking it up a ‘knotch’, who wants to see her tuna crotch?

    Thread title taken from a little ode to our Big Loz from @GlassOfBeans 🎉🎉 Prev thread here: Some from our @Pom Bear Recap: Our BYG it would seem some sort...
  7. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #88 You pretend to swim laps and show your baps and flaps. You're just Putin on a show.

    Well done @NotAgain? on your winning thread title. BYG is going to send you her special HelloFresh discount code that is widely available on the internet and is in no way special. It’s been a weird old time in Lozza land. Going to attempt a recap without scrolling back as I’m knackered and it’s...
  8. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #87 The Lozz Ness Monster has Putin an appearance!

    Thanks to @Silly-old-Slapper and @Dont swipe up! for our shiny new Lozza thread! Prev thread here: As you were peeps! Well we were treated to an absolute corker of a photo of Lozza in the pool and we noticed how...
  9. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #86 Hey Big Loz, Just Get a Job

    Thanks to @WordSalad for the shiny new BYG thread! Prev thread here: As you were bewful yung gels and guys!
  10. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #85 Hates p0rn, loves corn 🌽

    Coming in strong near the end of the last thread with this cracking title suggestion was @NinaStar90 to make it two winners in a row 👏 As you’re already the proud owner of some stylish L&L sunglasses (Jeffrey Dahmer style) your prize is 99% off BYG’s OF page. No need to thank us. Shout out also...
  11. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #84 The BYG has launched her sunnies, the unused mirror didn't give enough monies

    Bravo to @NinaStar90 a thread OG for the winning title 👏 a pair of Big Gel’s AliExpress cheap plastic tat classy and stylish sunglasses will be winging their way to you as a reward if you pay £14.99 for P&P and you don’t expect a refund when the arm snaps off after one wear. As referenced in...
  12. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍

    After what felt like the longest thread in Scrunchie history, we had a flurry of posts at the end of #82 caused by the excitement of a new OK article and some classic ‘in the wild’(life park) photos (God bless you Click News and Media) which inspired this fantastic thread title winner by...
  13. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

    There could really only be one winner after @chichi100 came up with this cracking suggestion. Congratulations! You win a rummage in the bargain bin of leftovers from the Jumble Sale of Doom. A quick recap: • New agent is attempting to do what Moleman tried and failed to manage - reinvent BYG as...
  14. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

    Thanks to @MrAllSeeingEye for the new shiny thread of 2023! Our BYG has been very quiet over Xmas and NY sparking our thoughts that she has either had a full body lipo and reconstruction or shes back with Charg .5 (could be both)! hasn't been seen since Christmas Day almost so we...
  15. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #80 Burnt yorkies, staged sex shop walkies. 1 gym session but still porkies 🐷

    A comfortable victory for @chichi100 to name thread #80 - well done you! Treat yourself to a hair steam and some Jolly Green Giant like our BYG - icon and role model. Quick recap: • Still selling tat in her jumble sale of doom - the shit is getting worse if that can be believed; • Still hasn’t...
  16. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #79 A hoard of waist trainers up for sale, never been used she's the size of a whale! 🐳

    Many congratulations to @Cucumber and eggs for the winning thread title 👏 and apologies to @troutpout69 if your early post (#6) was a suggestion for the next thread and not just a reference to the last one. She continues to sell more horrors in the jumble sale of doom. It appears she’s roped...
  17. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

    Thanks to @NotAgain? for the new thread title! Prev thread here: I think this photo sums up how we and LaHeadband feels about Big Loz and her dead ex-boyfriend and the mass jumble sale...
  18. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #77 Microwave seller, split with her fella, size 8 forever

    New thread! Thanks to @JakeM for the new thread title! Prev thread here: As you were Scrunchies!
  19. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #76 Lying Lozza nothing but a scam, selling stained clothes under friends and fam

    Thanks to @Sjr2607 for the shiny new thread title! Prev thread here: Roundup: Where the eff do we start?!!! She’s been the gift that keeps on giving this week… So, very apparent she’s being turfed out...
  20. geordiegirl

    Lauren Goodger #75 Lady that does it alllllll, me a ball!

    New thread title thanks to @troutpout69 ! Our BYG is still the gift that keeps on giving!! She got Lacuteness’s ears pierced at Claire’s Accessories after looking at hoovers where Chaz .5 could clearly be heard in the background. She was caught vaping at a restaurant and being caught out in...
  21. BessieNessie

    Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

    Thank you @NinaStar90 for the fab thread title. 🎉 Some highlights of the previous thread (add whatever I’ve missed out) ClickBait had her baby and we’re all very happy for her. Congrats ❤ Big L has a new ‘IG fan page’ which is every bit as cringe as it sounds. Pls don’t talk about leaving...
  22. Platformcrocs

    Lauren Goodger #73 CGI face and a bizarre nose, someone please save bewildered Larose

    Last thread was running over big time so time for a new one! A few highlights from the last thread, I'm sure I've missed plenty so fire in! Loz bought herself a bewful Cartier bracelet and ring, both completely legitimate and not AliExpress knock offs She did one whole workout No sign of Chaz...
  23. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #72 Beanz meanz Loz

    Thread title courtesy of @styrofoamplates - your prize is a glass of beans with a sweetcorn side salad, enjoy! Afraid I can’t do a recap at the moment but thought it was worth starting a new thread as we were going well over. Last thread ended with drama just like the previous one - it appears...
  24. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #71 Elastic added to her lingerie, gyrating as she makes prawn linguine 🦐

    @MRSgs came out victorious with the thread title 👏 which related to BYG having to add some hair elastics to a pair of too small Primark knickers she’d decided to squeeze herself into to take photos, during the day, in the kitchen, whilst her 1 year old barricaded herself behind a pile of toys to...
  25. Clickbait

    Lauren Goodger #70 Playing with Laorse is too much hassle, so Loz turned her lips into a bouncy castle

    Congratulations to @Crowbag on the new thread title 👏 and apologies to @TheDarkling who had a suggestion that scored a little higher but was too long to fit - I did try and trim it down but with no joy. Quick recap: • Still confusion as to her outpouring of grief after the death of her ex Jake...