Lauren Goodger #27 Scamming cash by selling fake gear & lips that look like a baboon's rear

[Clickbait]

A big well done to our @Facehugger for the new thread title , managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.

For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.

Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe it’s time for another thread? We’re now in year week 29 of the longest ‘pregacy’ in history and not long before hot mumma pending’s meal ticket baby arrives. And boy does she need the money!

Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesn’t pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for £100, she is charging £20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.

The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.

Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels she’s charging more than they retail for on the company website; some “Louis Vuitton” nana trainers; and some ugly AF ‘Yeezy’ slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mate’s shop

We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.

She’s going “back to work” touting a “specail” offer where you pay her £180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboon’s arse/ @behindthesofa’s dog’s swollen fanny

There is speculation she’ll soon be selling her kid’s nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given they’ll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.



She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We don’t want her dredged up for a second time.

We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows he’s really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceApp’d and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed they’re sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.

She wants her “colleges” to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). She’s also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.

Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she can’t wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her “natural makeup and nice clothes” look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.

She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she can’t stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you don’t need to eat healthily if you’re pregnant . It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but she’s desperate to snoop on go training with Chaz as soon as baybeh has popped out and is settled - as @MesaLoca suggests - in the cupboard underneath the stairs with the #gifted trash.

Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Loz’s baby Brian is contagious

The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.

She posted a blatantly old photo from the ‘polyester jumpsuit’ series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush “you can’t edit a video”.

This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza

We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boy’s new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys “When the sun goes down” for our love birds.

@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends .

And we had some stunnin’ art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all

Finally, drum roll ... Get your plunger 🪠 to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you

 

[Facehugger]

Thank you for the new thread Clicky brilliant round up as ever, you're too good at this thanks everyone for voting for my title too, waffle on Scrunchies

 

[geordiegirl]

Up in the middle of the night offering her special (spelt correctly this time) offers on both the OF and her ‘afstetics’ busines babez... she’s not tired from babyeh, she’s tired from getting her bits out for the pervs during the night let Charlie sleep Lozza as he has a job; must be separate beds most of the time for these two #freecharlie

 

[Chi4]

A big well done to our @Facehugger for the new thread title , managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.

For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.

Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe it’s time for another thread? We’re now in year week 29 of the longest ‘pregacy’ in history and not long before hot mumma pending’s meal ticket baby arrives. And boy does she need the money!

Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesn’t pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for £100, she is charging £20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.

The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.

Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels she’s charging more than they retail for on the company website; some “Louis Vuitton” nana trainers; and some ugly AF ‘Yeezy’ slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mate’s shop

We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.

She’s going “back to work” touting a “specail” offer where you pay her £180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboon’s arse/ @behindthesofa’s dog’s swollen fanny

There is speculation she’ll soon be selling her kid’s nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given they’ll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.



She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We don’t want her dredged up for a second time.

We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows he’s really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceApp’d and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed they’re sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.

She wants her “colleges” to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). She’s also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.

Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she can’t wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her “natural makeup and nice clothes” look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.

She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she can’t stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you don’t need to eat healthily if you’re pregnant . It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but she’s desperate to snoop on go training with Chaz as soon as baybeh has popped out and is settled - as @MesaLoca suggests - in the cupboard underneath the stairs with the #gifted trash.

Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Loz’s baby Brian is contagious

The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.

She posted a blatantly old photo from the ‘polyester jumpsuit’ series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush “you can’t edit a video”.

This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza

We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boy’s new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys “When the sun goes down” for our love birds.

@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends .

And we had some stunnin’ art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all

Finally, drum roll ... Get your plunger 🪠 to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you

Hahahaha@this above ^^^^^
I wonder if Brian bought a picture last night lol

 

[Blowup80]

A big well done to our @Facehugger for the new thread title , managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.

For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.

Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe it’s time for another thread? We’re now in year week 29 of the longest ‘pregacy’ in history and not long before hot mumma pending’s meal ticket baby arrives. And boy does she need the money!

Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesn’t pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for £100, she is charging £20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.

The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.

Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels she’s charging more than they retail for on the company website; some “Louis Vuitton” nana trainers; and some ugly AF ‘Yeezy’ slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mate’s shop

We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.

She’s going “back to work” touting a “specail” offer where you pay her £180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboon’s arse/ @behindthesofa’s dog’s swollen fanny

There is speculation she’ll soon be selling her kid’s nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given they’ll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.



She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We don’t want her dredged up for a second time.

We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows he’s really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceApp’d and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed they’re sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.

She wants her “colleges” to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). She’s also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.

Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she can’t wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her “natural makeup and nice clothes” look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.

She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she can’t stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you don’t need to eat healthily if you’re pregnant . It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but she’s desperate to snoop on go training with Chaz as soon as baybeh has popped out and is settled - as @MesaLoca suggests - in the cupboard underneath the stairs with the #gifted trash.

Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Loz’s baby Brian is contagious

The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.

She posted a blatantly old photo from the ‘polyester jumpsuit’ series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush “you can’t edit a video”.

This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza

We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boy’s new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys “When the sun goes down” for our love birds.

@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends .

And we had some stunnin’ art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all

Finally, drum roll ... Get your plunger 🪠 to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you

Eee they just get better our clicky!!!! bleeping genius

You can see Chaz now rubbing that sink clean with such force his hands bleed all excited for the Playboy's to come back round so they can have a pokey bot wank fest. Bless, bet he is like a little boy getting a new bike. We understand Chaz it's been a while #freecharlie.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Awesome round up @Clickbait . I missed the link to Chaz OF but I think I can live without it ....... just like Big Loz will have to soon

 

[Clickbait]

Awesome round up @Clickbait . I missed the link to Chaz OF but I think I can live without it ....... just like Big Loz will have to soon

It’s at the bottom of the recap if you want to see he’s back at a snip of £7.50 a month.

 

[AlwightDallin]

Yay, I made it into a round up, thanks @Clickbait I feel so honoured!

As has been said previously, Loz isn't tired all day because of the demands of growing a baybey, I worked full time with both my bumps and only needed an afternoon lay down in the last 2 weeks when I went on mat leave. Hasn't she got ten weeks to go?! The reason she's sleeping in is because she's up all hours doing her mucky OF work and trying to shift her fakes - she was on at 1.30am the other night answering queries on a pair of 'Louboutins'. Maybe if she went to bed at 10pm she would feel better the next day. She's going to be worse than that Kate woman off Big Brother, moaning about lack of sleep and how hard little people are and how much attention they need.

Anyone think Chaz is starting up his OF muckiness again because he's been informed Loz is going on mat leave and he needs to step up and cover her losses?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

A big well done to our @Facehugger for the new thread title , managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.

For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.

Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe it’s time for another thread? We’re now in year week 29 of the longest ‘pregacy’ in history and not long before hot mumma pending’s meal ticket baby arrives. And boy does she need the money!

Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesn’t pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for £100, she is charging £20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.

The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.

Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels she’s charging more than they retail for on the company website; some “Louis Vuitton” nana trainers; and some ugly AF ‘Yeezy’ slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mate’s shop

We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.

She’s going “back to work” touting a “specail” offer where you pay her £180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboon’s arse/ @behindthesofa’s dog’s swollen fanny

There is speculation she’ll soon be selling her kid’s nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given they’ll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.



She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We don’t want her dredged up for a second time.

We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows he’s really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceApp’d and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed they’re sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.

She wants her “colleges” to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). She’s also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.

Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she can’t wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her “natural makeup and nice clothes” look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.

She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she can’t stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you don’t need to eat healthily if you’re pregnant . It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but she’s desperate to snoop on go training with Chaz as soon as baybeh has popped out and is settled - as @MesaLoca suggests - in the cupboard underneath the stairs with the #gifted trash.

Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Loz’s baby Brian is contagious

The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.

She posted a blatantly old photo from the ‘polyester jumpsuit’ series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush “you can’t edit a video”.

This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza

We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boy’s new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys “When the sun goes down” for our love birds.

@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends .

And we had some stunnin’ art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all

Finally, drum roll ... Get your plunger 🪠 to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you

. Amazing.

Up in the middle of the night offering her special (spelt correctly this time) offers on both the OF and her ‘afstetics’ busines babez... she’s not tired from babyeh, she’s tired from getting her bits out for the pervs during the night let Charlie sleep Lozza as he has a job; must be separate beds most of the time for these two #freecharlie

I thought she only had a “few spots left” days ago

Yay, I made it into a round up, thanks @Clickbait I feel so honoured!

As has been said previously, Loz isn't tired all day because of the demands of growing a baybey, I worked full time with both my bumps and only needed an afternoon lay down in the last 2 weeks when I went on mat leave. Hasn't she got ten weeks to go?! The reason she's sleeping in is because she's up all hours doing her mucky OF work and trying to shift her fakes - she was on at 1.30am the other night answering queries on a pair of 'Louboutins'. Maybe if she went to bed at 10pm she would feel better the next day. She's going to be worse than that Kate woman off Big Brother, moaning about lack of sleep and how hard little people are and how much attention they need.

Anyone think Chaz is starting up his OF muckiness again because he's been informed Loz is going on mat leave and he needs to step up and cover her losses?

I can’t believe she’s chatting to her midwife about feeling guilty about being in bed all day. She’s just trying to get validation.
That being a sloth is ok. This doesn’t explain why she did it for pregnancy . How the F is she going to handle a screaming crying baby during the day.

 

[Carrington31]

Because she has no job I reckon she goes to bed late and gets up late.... and repeat. She is going to really struggle when the bewful baybeh is here... no lie ins for you Loz!

 

[nomorefakers]

A big well done to our @Facehugger for the new thread title , managed to make it fit with a bit of a trim.

For the lovely @Jane L (and because the Captain has gone to bed) I get to kick off the new thread. As always a privilege and a pleasure Scrunchies.

Now then all you #jelhaters can you believe it’s time for another thread? We’re now in year week 29 of the longest ‘pregacy’ in history and not long before hot mumma pending’s meal ticket baby arrives. And boy does she need the money!

Clearly being the self-proclaimed reality TV OG doesn’t pay the bills or get you a big house with an outbuilding to botch other yungels faces in, so hot on the heels of appearing to sell a topless shot for £100, she is charging £20 for a pic of her grotesque inflated arse featuring one of her many new heads.

The big wardrobe clear out has spawned its own IG page selling quite possibly counterfeit designer goods for which she is offering no returns or refunds which is against the law. Too stupid to know (and do proper research), too selfish to care.

Looking at this treasure trove of treats we have some second-hand Louboutin heels she’s charging more than they retail for on the company website; some “Louis Vuitton” nana trainers; and some ugly AF ‘Yeezy’ slider/Croc hybrid and mounds of other trainers that seem to have magicked their way out of their wardrobe and into their mate’s shop

We discovered one of our own @AlwightDallin is a designer goods specialist able to point out some of the inconsistencies in the models she is flogging - this post, this post, and this one. Impressive stuff, thank you for your service.

She’s going “back to work” touting a “specail” offer where you pay her £180 and she makes your mouth look like a baboon’s arse/ @behindthesofa’s dog’s swollen fanny

There is speculation she’ll soon be selling her kid’s nappy contents to the highest bidder, and given they’ll have baybeh on takeaway ASAP that will certainly be a sight to behold.



She took her excitable little boy Chaz to the seaside to go on some fairground rides with some people closer to his age and posed like someone in their mid-30s desperately clinging to their youth in her overstretched leggings, baseball cap, fake trainers and bum bag. The latter got some of you Scrunchies confused but @Silly-old-Slapper realised it was actually a floatation device in case Big Loz fell into the sea. We don’t want her dredged up for a second time.

We got a pic of Chaz and his new toy rabbit (should keep him quiet for a while eh Loz?) that shows he’s really been enjoying his food. Loz is FaceApp’d and wearing stained clothes again, nipples are leaking babez. Subsequently she revealed they’re sleeping with the rabbit toy so their stench of fried foods, curry, BO and sweetcorn-induced flatulence will permeate the toy and gas baybeh into a deep sleep.

She wants her “colleges” to be understanding of her need to be selfish by having a beauty treatment (possibly a massage - hopefully not full body *shudders*). She’s also begged some eyelash extensions and a door key. High ticket items for our celebrity.

Another Thursday rolled around and so it was time for her OK column in which we discovered she can’t wait to choose a freebie chavtastic bangle for baybeh; her basic comprehension skills are still woeful as she used a post about the fakeness of IG photos to moan about paps getting bad angles and making her “natural makeup and nice clothes” look bad and her body look bigger than she is. @WordSalad pointed out the obvious flaw in this argument.

She also blamed Oddbod for the fact she can’t stop stuffing her face with junk food as apparently you don’t need to eat healthily if you’re pregnant . It seems you also cannot do any exercise or visit the gym but she’s desperate to snoop on go training with Chaz as soon as baybeh has popped out and is settled - as @MesaLoca suggests - in the cupboard underneath the stairs with the #gifted trash.

Oddbod got a bit confused with how couples share a baby obviously Big Loz’s baby Brian is contagious

The news of their new clothes line made it into the Derbyshire News and the comments on their FB post were highly entertaining thank you for sharing @NinaStar90.

She posted a blatantly old photo from the ‘polyester jumpsuit’ series - car park setting - and when challenged on it apparently sent threatening DMs to the poster and told a whopper that would make Pinocchio blush “you can’t edit a video”.

This episode culminated in chat forum and DM commenters being called #busycunts. Language Lozza

We had some more Scrunchies showing off their musical talents: @BonsaiBobbi penned a bewful Loz n Chaz rap; @Blowup80 came up a second verse of DJ sink boy’s new destined-for-number-one rap; and @MunHun reimagined the Artic Monkeys “When the sun goes down” for our love birds.

@fluffyglitterbug managed to pop by and give us an update on our mascot Scrunchie and his friends .

And we had some stunnin’ art work from @Badirene. Bravo one and all

Finally, drum roll ... Get your plunger 🪠 to hand as Chaz is back in business on Only Fans! Coming to (and in) a sink near you

Wonderful recap @Clickbait and I am howling laughing at the title!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

More rubbish. Using Little Mix today. Always dropping a name or two

 

[AimlessShameless]

Doesn't know what the future holds and too much pressure to settle down. Me thinks someone is having second thoughts.

 

[AlwightDallin]

She’s loving being a housewife ‘for now’? So that’s pretty much it from the horse’s mouth, she’s likely to get bored of domestic life soon enough!

If she’s so skint she’s flogging bum pics for £20, she’s going to have a big fat reality check I when she finds out that’s probably 3-5 days of decent nappies. Then there’s the newborn wipes / cotton wool, bum cream, changing mat, top’n’tail bowl, bags (I had a car one and a little out and about one), spare clothes etc...

Basically what I am saying is her daughters nappy needs and associated costs are more than she can make flogging pics of her own triangular arse so I hope she’s got a back up plan.

 

[Holograms]

"I just dont know how some women go to work while pregnant"
She is really that stupid! Maybe some women goes to work because they still have careers, need to pay bills and provide for their baby... that could be a reason why big Loz

 

[WordSalad]

. Amazing.


I thought she only had a “few spots left” days ago


I can’t believe she’s chatting to her midwife about feeling guilty about being in bed all day. She’s just trying to get validation.
That being a sloth is ok. This doesn’t explain why she did it for pregnancy . How the F is she going to handle a screaming crying baby during the day.

It's always a good idea to use a midwife that can't give medical advice. WTF? Perish the thought she'd use a real one that would weigh her, check blood pressure, give advice on diet and exercise. But they only deal with pregnant women.

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

"I just dont know how some women go to work while pregnant"
She is really that stupid! Maybe some women goes to work because they still have careers, need to pay bills and provide for their baby... that could be a reason why big Loz

It beggars belief! The first time, I was set to work till 38 weeks but he was born at 37!

 

[SATCGOSS]

More rubbish. Using Little Mix today. Always dropping a name or two

How many times does she need to remind people it’s her dads first grandchild FFS. It’s like a competition and it’s petty and insecure. I hope he doesn’t have any step grandchildren as it is so insulting.

Hi Loz, I had the last grandchild and guess what, she’s my dad’s self confessed favourite!

Also her dad had a motorcycle accident but didn’t prompt her to develop a relationship but now it’s about her she does. She is sooooooooo self absorbed.

Name dropping from a party nearly ten years ago (in a Bee Gee voice) TRADGEDY

So still not engaged yet then and covering your embarrassment by saying you don’t want to rush settling down?! It’s 2021, propose to him yourself (unless you’re worried you’ll get turned down? That won’t happen though, you’re so in love remember )

 

[xyzcba]

Don't you hate it when you want to namedrop someone but the only picture you have together is a tit one so you have to use it anyway. So annoying when that happens!

It was Nicki Grahame a few weeks ago, now Little Mix (used to know them, means they were at the same party 10 years ago )

Best chuck a photo in of one of 'your' other heads so people don't get the wrong impression.

 

[behindthesofa]

So she's pretty much admitted she doesn't work. If she thinks she's tired now how will she cope when the baby actually arrives?!
Considering she was too lazy to look after dogs, to the point that they had to tit on her bed, I really do fear for this child's welfare.