Lauren Goodger #26 Face the shape of dairylea, begging stuff for free, baybeh now in 4D

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Don't you mean that mixture of lettuce, cheese and mayo she makes? That's salad according to her innit 🤣
Innit babes!
“Today am having very elfy salad for baybeh gel. Can’t be eating unelfy during pregacy” 😆
 
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I'm going to be having a rest for a while from here and the Katie Price thread..I'm struggling to keep up with three threads again sadly, and it's becoming a chore..it's taking up too many hours a day...as much as I love it on here 💖

I be back soon. It's been fun 🥰❤🤗😘 xx
 
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I don’t understand why she’s set up yet ANOTHER page - doesn’t she already flog her used shite on another page with followers, bit weird no? Also no way are her things authentic she flogging fake stuff like she got caught out doing a while back, when she listed a chanel bag as authentic for over a grand and quickly changed it to generic description and changed the price.l when she got caught out! She’s a scam artist through & through, always wants a quick buck!
Been taking tips from the Scamster-in-Chief, old pricey with all her shonky deals and crap on the web
 
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Aah thanks. I know it sounds bad, I was hoping she had been shelved as it's so dull and her pregnant porn self doesn't deserve a column anyway
Ohhh I’m hoping the same thing too!!!!

But she’s probably made sure she was in some contract till it’s at least born I would have thought.
 
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Here it is, summary; paps at it again and making her look bigger so she stopped going out before corona, got a lovely bracelet in mind for Laulie, appetite has now increased. Thinks about being healthy for all of one second and Charlie tells her not to be healthy because she is pregnant.
She is a total dick!!!!!!!!!!
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thanks for posting.

Her column is basically a justification response to Tattle and DM comments 😂😂😂. She has no content at all otherwise
 
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OK. I will admit, I love my designer handbags, scarves and shoes (clothes not quite as much as the others last for ages if you treat them well.) So I know my labels and I'm lucky enough to have lots of (real) items which I'd never dream of selling (unless I was desperate I suppose).

Anyway, those Chanel trainers don't look the real deal to me. Mainly because they don't have the Chanel logo to the side. If you look closely, it's on a small decal at the base of the laces, but Chanel haven't done this style since 2016. When they did do it, it was in a leather look, not a mesh. So to me they look like a newer fake based on an older style. Also, ONE photo for some used trainers going for £350? No. There should be a pic of the sole (with the logo on it), and a pic of the size label which shows where it was made (should be France or Italy, though of course this could be faked). The box isn't proof of anything.

Doubt she'll shift those, as you can buy 2016 Chanel trainers from an authenticated reseller for less.

On the other hand, she's selling a pair of YSL Tribute brown platform sandals, which you can buy new around £650, for £150. I do think these are real, as they have the older YSL label on the insole, whereas the higher end shoes have Saint Laurent. But she's absolutely ruined them - they're trashed!

If I had to guess I'd say she spent all her early earnings on legit designer items to keep up appearances and when the money started to dry up she started to buy fakes. But you can't sell fakes as real items (and true designer fans can see they're fake straight away so what's the point, just buy a nice Ted Baker or River Island bag/shoes!)
You can sniff the fakes - I love when these lot buy bikinis by Fendi or Dior which the labels didn’t even design but you can get all kinds on Cheetham Hill ..
 
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I think she missed the point of Hollys pictures completely 🤦🏻‍♀️ Holly is showing how people make themselves look unnaturally skinny and mislead you about how they really look! - not bigger is she actually brain dead!?!? Also if ‘paps’ get pictures of you looking big it’s beacuse you are big! It’s a picture, it’s you, it’s your body FFS she’s so dumb!

Why are all the items she’s posting to sell brand new and unused ..... me thinks she selling A+ replicas as authentic to make some fast money! Big Scammy Loz
 

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Here it is, summary; paps at it again and making her look bigger so she stopped going out before corona, got a lovely bracelet in mind for Laulie, appetite has now increased. Thinks about being healthy for all of one second and Charlie tells her not to be healthy because she is pregnant.
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I don’t think Holly was making out that paps take bad shots cos of an angle...she was saying people look toned and thinner due to the poses they make and a good angle/lighting so it’s not real 😂

And she’s taken it as ‘exactly, a bad pose makes you look bigger’ but Holly isn’t posing...she’s standing normally to show that Instagram fitness models don’t always look like their posed photos in real life!
That’s the point 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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She doesn't have a massive appetite?
She eats more in one meal than I do in a day. Even pre pregnancy.
 
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That bangle is beyond naff 🙈 but she doesn't have taste anyway so I'm not surprised.

I think I fell asleep reading that column. I love the "Ha." Like teenage text talk. I think the OK team have stopped bothering too.

Interesting that she stopped going out because the pesky paps always make her look bigger, implying that the only way we see the real her is when she's setup a backgrid shoot, poorly edits herself, then says look this is the real me! 🙄 F*ck off.
 
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Training with Charlie?!? And the baby will be where when they are doing this? In a cupboard with all the gifted trash?

She is completely deluded about what having a baby means. This is going to hit them both hard, he's very immature and she's evidently a moron.
 
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Training with Charlie?!? And the baby will be where when they are doing this? In a cupboard with all the gifted trash?

She is completely deluded about what having a baby means. This is going to hit them both hard, he's very immature and she's evidently a moron.
Cant wait to see this car crash!! And she can actually still go to the gym with Charlie... pregnant woman work out all the time..
 
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