Lauren Goodger #26 Face the shape of dairylea, begging stuff for free, baybeh now in 4D

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Training with Charlie?!? And the baby will be where when they are doing this? In a cupboard with all the gifted trash?

She is completely deluded about what having a baby means. This is going to hit them both hard, he's very immature and she's evidently a moron.
Exactly. There's so much to unpack but then I remembered how little I care 😆 Is she implying he's a feeder? Because they are both definitely eating for 2.
She clearly views pregnancy as an illness, must eat loads and don't do any exercise. My friend trained with her twins on board until very late, she is ultra fit and I know they say not to start anything new that would exert your body but Loz is making out that she must simply lie in bed all day and be fed.
 
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And why would she says Charlie tells her to eat unhealthy, 😳 seriously these two should not be raising a child if any of that is true. I don’t believe it though. Think she’s just passing the blame onto Charlie in public for her unhealthy eating habits so she doesn’t look like the hog she is
 
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So she’s clearly admitting that she purely eats tit: trip to the seaside to eat it, wants to be healthy but Oddbod says “me want takeaway 🥡!” Don’t use him as an excuse Big Loz, it’s clearly not treating him so well is it? Wonder if they’ll end up getting his and hers gastric band/sleeve operations?
 
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Lozza , you are living in a complete dream world ! Once the baby comes you really won’t know what has hit you ! For the next 4 years till the baybeeeeee is in reception you really have no time for yourself ! Chazza will feel left out as all the attention is on the baybeeeeeeee.

And planning how her body is going to be after lol .... what does she think is going to happen ? 3 juices and 3 workouts and she will be Kim K like 😳

The pair of them have the mentality of a 13 year old
 
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What I don’t get is Charles is going to post his used clothes to the site as well. By the looks of it, he doesn’t have much, a few boohoo men tracksuits that he wears all the time. Is he going to sell used boohoo men tracksuits that u can buy for new for £15.

I hope she gets caught out selling fake items again and gets plastered on the DM. someone earlier mentioned they recognized the Chanel’s are fake.
 
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She's so image obsessed. I don't think midwives are supposed to make comments on women's bodies any more but I remember years ago with one of mine, a midwife said I was carrying neat and afterwards I was really worried that my baby was measuring small for how many weeks I was and even ended up posting on one of the forums about it asking what it could mean, whereas Loz is only bothered about what she looks like!
 
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Training with Charlie?!? And the baby will be where when they are doing this? In a cupboard with all the gifted trash?

She is completely deluded about what having a baby means. This is going to hit them both hard, he's very immature and she's evidently a moron.
Do you remember The Brittas Empire where the receptionist kept her twins in the desk drawer?.... It could happen.
 
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Hello scrunchitas! I'm in my office backing up my laptop, which is taking about seventeen hours and realised I have some 4G in here! Hurrah! It's -2 and has been snowing so I'm sat here with a hoodie, gilet,cardi combo on catching up on the goss.

My favourite part of the OK column was that she said the Doctor had said she had
"A NEAT BUMP" is she actually joking 😂😂😂 we can see it!

@Sunnydaze101 I sure did look at the boobs she is an absolute horror. Imagine photos of your mother being on a porn photo site when your in her tummy! Poor Lauliè.

Selling all the old clothes is just pathetic, making a page as if they are some sort of power couple. "All owned by LG and CD" or whatever the duck it says. Your boyfriend only has some exposure because he shagged Katie Price, pumped you, put on five stone and ended up in his own version of Misery. Who wants his skanky trackies that he 100% doesn't wear underwear in? (Well apart from his Only Fans fans but he isn't allowed to have them anymore). Some of the shoes have been resoled and they all look violent and stinking. She is trash, he is trash they are a heap of dirty trash.

It's been a few days lads and I have missed it 😂😂😂
 
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Hello scrunchitas! I'm in my office backing up my laptop, which is taking about seventeen hours and realised I have some 4G in here! Hurrah! It's -2 and has been snowing so I'm sat here with a hoodie, gilet,cardi combo on catching up on the goss.

My favourite part of the OK column was that she said the Doctor had said she had
"A NEAT BUMP" is she actually joking 😂😂😂 we can see it!

@Sunnydaze101 I sure did look at the boobs she is an absolute horror. Imagine photos of your mother being on a porn photo site when your in her tummy! Poor Lauliè.

Selling all the old clothes is just pathetic, making a page as if they are some sort of power couple. "All owned by LG and CD" or whatever the duck it says. Your boyfriend only has some exposure because he shagged Katie Price, pumped you, put on five stone and ended up in his own version of Misery. Who wants his skanky trackies that he 100% doesn't wear underwear in? (Well apart from his Only Fans fans but he isn't allowed to have them anymore). Some of the shoes have been resoled and they all look violent and stinking. She is trash, he is trash they are a heap of dirty trash.

It's been a few days lads and I have missed it 😂😂😂
Lol@this
Couldn’t have said it better myself 🤣
 
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Hello scrunchitas! I'm in my office backing up my laptop, which is taking about seventeen hours and realised I have some 4G in here! Hurrah! It's -2 and has been snowing so I'm sat here with a hoodie, gilet,cardi combo on catching up on the goss.

My favourite part of the OK column was that she said the Doctor had said she had
"A NEAT BUMP" is she actually joking 😂😂😂 we can see it!

@Sunnydaze101 I sure did look at the boobs she is an absolute horror. Imagine photos of your mother being on a porn photo site when your in her tummy! Poor Lauliè.

Selling all the old clothes is just pathetic, making a page as if they are some sort of power couple. "All owned by LG and CD" or whatever the duck it says. Your boyfriend only has some exposure because he shagged Katie Price, pumped you, put on five stone and ended up in his own version of Misery. Who wants his skanky trackies that he 100% doesn't wear underwear in? (Well apart from his Only Fans fans but he isn't allowed to have them anymore). Some of the shoes have been resoled and they all look violent and stinking. She is trash, he is trash they are a heap of dirty trash.

It's been a few days lads and I have missed it 😂😂😂
Arghhh. Welcome back. Great post!! Knew you would have gone for a look 👀😂😂

hopefully move went well and your settling in nicely.
 
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It went great, Im still unpacking and no proper internet until start of next week boo but all is well. I'm in the office (which is in the same building) so finally catching up! It's all getting a bit desperate for money isn't it!
 
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It just makes me mad which is hilarious 😅 So just to be clear she is selling a pair of second hand "never worn" ( my arse) shoes for £575 that I can buy NEW from Christian Louboutin DIRECT not even through Selfridge's for £545.

What the actual duck? I mean I just don't understand how these people manage to remember to breath.
Omg are you serious. That’s hilarious. And the potential that they are fake too!! people would be mad stupid if they bought that.
I’m wondering if she bought that Chanel lipstick the other day so she can put the packaging behind her fake Chanel shoes. If she advertises the boxing people would expect the box too. But as someone else pointed out, all the fake goods come with fake boxes and fake authenticity cards these days. You need to ask for proof of purchase.

Awesome, so have you started work already too?
She smells of desperation..
It went great, Im still unpacking and no proper internet until start of next week boo but all is well. I'm in the office (which is in the same building) so finally catching up! It's all getting a bit desperate for money isn't it!
 
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It just makes me mad which is hilarious 😅 So just to be clear she is selling a pair of second hand "never worn" ( my arse) shoes for £575 that I can buy NEW from Christian Louboutin DIRECT not even through Selfridge's for £545.

What the actual duck? I mean I just don't understand how these people manage to remember to breath.
I think the shoes she is selling are more expensive because they come with an actual 'soul' 😂
 
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A Kate Middleton style nude Loub is far too classy for Loz so I actually for once reckon she isn't lying about them being never worn. She's more of a plastic see through shoe kinda gel you know??

@Katie8ee glad your move has gone well, we miss you!❤
 
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I think the shoes she is selling are more expensive because they come with an actual 'soul' 😂
The amount of times she has sold her actual soul for money she must have more Horcruxes than bloody Voldemort ⚡

The page is class definitely recommend following. Lots of people asking prices as originally she uploaded them all without sizes or prices 😂 she couldn't run a bath never mind a business.

A Kate Middleton style nude Loub is far too classy for Loz so I actually for once reckon she isn't lying about them being never worn. She's more of a plastic see through shoe kinda gel you know??

@Katie8ee glad your move has gone well, we miss you!❤
I have been missing you all too! I'm not used to not being in contact with my Scrunchie fam! So even though I was cursing about having to update all my devices it was all actually fate to get me online 🙂
 
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It just makes me mad which is hilarious 😅 So just to be clear she is selling a pair of second hand "never worn" ( my arse) shoes for £575 that I can buy NEW from Christian Louboutin DIRECT not even through Selfridge's for £545.

What the actual duck? I mean I just don't understand how these people manage to remember to breath.
They don’t look real to me 🤷🏻‍♀️
Like someone said above - they come with box and fake cards and rubbish now don’t they!
 
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It just makes me mad which is hilarious 😅 So just to be clear she is selling a pair of second hand "never worn" ( my arse) shoes for £575 that I can buy NEW from Christian Louboutin DIRECT not even through Selfridge's for £545.

What the actual duck? I mean I just don't understand how these people manage to remember to breath.
So lovely to see you back. Hope you've settled in comfortably 🤗
 
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It just makes me mad which is hilarious 😅 So just to be clear she is selling a pair of second hand "never worn" ( my arse) shoes for £575 that I can buy NEW from Christian Louboutin DIRECT not even through Selfridge's for £545.

What the actual duck? I mean I just don't understand how these people manage to remember to breath.
Probably charging extra cos I’m a celeb innit so my cheesy trotters ave been in them
 
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Hi all, I’ve been lurking for a while but after reading today’s ‘column’ I feel inclined to post. I’m at exactly the same stage of pregnancy as BL (29 weeks today actually) and I just can’t get my head around the way she goes on. She repeatedly moans about the stresses of pregnancy etc... love, pregnancy isn’t a full time job! I am 36 (37 in a couple of weeks, I’m not a young gel like Loz 😬), I have a full time admin job with the NHS, a 2 year old daughter and 2 dogs to look after (and a husband but he does his part 😂). Does this absolute cretin not understand how arrogant and ridiculous she sound to us out in the real world? 😡

and FYI Loz, I eat 3 healthy meals a day and walk 20 miles a week with a toddler in a buggy. That permits me to eat chocolate... not a few strolls from my pit to the bog to shite out said elfy meals you fool 😂😂
 
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